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[Susie Vass]

Working the soil with your hands is an enjoyable practice, no autism required. Doing yard work like mowing or trench digging is a time honored tradition to get some alone time for family men.

Redditors like all the benefits of having a family, but they despise the responsibility. Perhaps digging a hole appeals to their desire to achieve something a la the family man without actually doing anything meaningful.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

There was an award-winning scientist who heckled Ben Shapiro and made a fool of himself and he's boasting on reddit about it lol

For context this was the incident:

Article about it: https://www.newsweek.com/ben-shapiro-called-bozo-student-during-anti-transgender-event-1697504

Post about it: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/social-justice-warriors.4463/post-11634525

Should have known it was a redditor

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https://old.reddit.com/user/Budget-Bite3457/submitted/ (A)

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https://old.reddit.com/user/Budget-Bite3457 (A)

Like TrigglyPuff, Moldylocks or AIDS Skrillex, this idiot is going down in viral infamy as being a complete retard. Whether or not one likes Ben Shapiro, this dude came out even worse, and he's doubling down. I give it a week before he claims he's being harassed so much he needs to move schools.

If I saw this dude on the street I'd bully him.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

I think my new favorite reddit posts are antiwork faggots claiming they're totally gonna go indawoods and build a cabin. Motherfucker you are 300+ pounds and buy all your tendies and Mountain Dew from Whole Foods you aren't building shit.

They have thousands of hours in minecraft and stardew. Surely its a transferable skillset for real life applications

 

[The Real Fizzicist]

I think my new favorite reddit posts are antiwork faggots claiming they're totally gonna go indawoods and build a cabin. Motherfucker you are 300+ pounds and buy all your tendies and Mountain Dew from Whole Foods you aren't building shit.

I know a couple farmers and one of them had “hired“ (the farmer was friends with the redditor’s mom, and she wanted him out of the house for a week) one of these antiwork idiots. The guy lasted three days and tried to run away but was caught in a barbwire fence. I only wish I had the video of the farm hands trying to get him out.

 

[JimmyNugget]

I don't know why the retards over at r/cringetopia are just letting the sub die, I liked using it as a home base. No one is going to use their shitty site, and u/elne is just being a complete spaz on literally every post as he gets mass downvoted. Once the sub dies, it'll be one less mainstay on Reddit.

 

[moocow]

The guy lasted three days and tried to run away but was caught in a barbwire fence.

My god ... that is quintessential 100% reddit soy, jfc. That is so fucking amazing.

 

[Ruin]

I know a couple farmers and one of them had “hired“ (the farmer was friends with the redditor’s mom, and she wanted him out of the house for a week) one of these antiwork idiots. The guy lasted three days and tried to run away but was caught in a barbwire fence. I only wish I had the video of the farm hands trying to get him out.

Today on reddit meets nature.

 

[Susie Vass]

https://www.reddit.com/user/Chtorrr

Rdrama did it. They broke Cassidy Good. She can't make more than 1 or 2 comments without spamming 50 links at a time to r/freeEbooks between them.

I hope this is the start of a serious complex where she's afraid to post anything without finding dozens and dozens of links to shit no one cares about; she's such a giga janny who's afraid of conflict that she's been driven back to doing free work.

 

[Ruin]

Man literally every r/antiwork post is hey look at this obviously fucking fake note/email from my horrible boss that I wrote myself updoots plox.

The truly funny thing is then they go on to whine about propaganda. The Soviets were right to put these people in gulags.

 

[Montalbane]

r/antiwork has the right to be compensated for their labor.


Their labor of lifting deez nuts!

AH GOTTEM

 

[Mark Knopfler]

Just saw a thread that I thought was peak reddit.
Someone made a thread in r/findareddit asking where to report moderators that break their own subreddit's rules.
And these retards respond "If you don't like the rules then go make your own sub, racist chud."

 

[mynameisntRyan]

https://www.reddit.com/user/pyogenick

Russian femcel who posted herself nude online and constantly posts on subreddits about gore and body horror.

She's even a fujoshi.

Fair warning, most links are NSFW or just plain gross.

 

[Ruin]

https://www.reddit.com/user/pyogenick

Russian femcel who posted herself nude online and constantly posts on subreddits about gore and body horror.

She's even a fujoshi.

Fair warning, most links are NSFW or just plain gross.

Uhhhh are we positive this isn't a troon?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Noses/comments/u7q0bw/so_ive_learnt_i_wouldnt_able_to_fix_my_birth/

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Uhhhh are we positive this isn't a troon?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Noses/comments/u7q0bw/so_ive_learnt_i_wouldnt_able_to_fix_my_birth/

My initial reaction is "unfortunate looking natal woman," but I guess it's possible.

 

[SCSI]

Uhhhh are we positive this isn't a troon?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Noses/comments/u7q0bw/so_ive_learnt_i_wouldnt_able_to_fix_my_birth/

I think I found what she means by "birth trauma" -- she was disfigured at birth by a fuckup doctor. (Photo: Face / Video:Hand)

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Uhhhh are we positive this isn't a troon?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Noses/comments/u7q0bw/so_ive_learnt_i_wouldnt_able_to_fix_my_birth/

She's Russian, what did you expect? Your average Russian is a dysgenic mongoloid rape baby.

 

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[eDove]

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That too-hot-to-handle user is basically one of the reasons I stopped using Reddit a long time ago. It's so annoying to see people act as though they're the final authority on any given topic. The "PLEASE PLEASE EDUCATE YOURSELF" attitude is so condescending.

They're not wrong. Sticking food in your vagina's a dumb idea, but they're not factoring in that this could've been one freak incident, one drunken lapse of judgment that'll likely never happen again. They're speaking as if OP's a tweleve-year-old prematurely engaging in these risky sex acts.

 

[FarmVille]

I don’t know if this belongs in the autistic thunder drone or not but whoever Johnny Depp is paying to do his PR strategy should cool it with the reddit posts.

 

[Parce Que]

I don’t know if this belongs in the autistic thunder drone or not but whoever Johnny Depp is paying to do his PR strategy should cool it with the reddit posts.

Is he doing an AMA or something?