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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?

  • Straight- He wants to bang the Beetle Princess and/or Sylvie

    Votes: 27 6.2%

  • Gay- He wants to bang Frogman

    Votes: 210 48.3%

  • Bisexual- He's down for a threesome with the Beetle Princess and Frogman

    Votes: 102 23.4%

  • Asexual- Like he even thinks about getting laid

    Votes: 96 22.1%
  • Total voters
    435
Phil Ken Sebben said:
But then we all know it's only a political marriage and at night he goes to Froggie's room and they have mad gay buttsex.
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It's very probable. After all Woggy has a big brown human-like butt:
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
I genuinely forgot that. So even more evidence he and Beetle Princess are sexually incompatible.

But then we all know it's only a political marriage and at night he goes to Froggie's room and they have mad gay buttsex.
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Not true at all. And while I will acknowledge I won't be able to convince most of you, I feel I should still go through with an episode of my visual podcast in which they both make the statement they are not gay lovers, but just the best of friends who just like to help each other to succeed at their goals. Because it needs to be clarified. And at least there have to be plenty of real fans who will be accepting of these facts and look forward to the Beetle Princess movie. My real fans just accept whatever I decide for my series and certainly would never try to pressure me into anything I just don't want to do.
 
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WogglebugLover said:
I feel I should still go through with an episode of my visual podcast in which they both make the statement they are not gay lovers, but just the best of friends who just like to help each other to succeed at their goals.
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This is a good idea, but I think it could still get misunderstood. You know how people are -- they are clearly very easily confused about the issue. The only way to be 100% clear, I think, would be to have Wogglebug and Frogman wear t-shirts that say "I'M NOT GAY." That would be a powerful statement that no one could possibly misunderstand.
 
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WogglebugLover said:
Not true at all. And while I will acknowledge I won't be able to convince most of you, I feel I should still go through with an episode of my visual podcast in which they both make the statement they are not gay lovers, but just the best of friends who just like to help each other to succeed at their goals. Because it needs to be clarified. And at least there have to be plenty of real fans who will be accepting of these facts and look forward to the Beetle Princess movie. My real fans just accept whatever I decide for my series and certainly would never try to pressure me into anything I just don't want to do.
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I for one and looking forward to the Wogglebug ranting into a camera for minutes on end about how he is NOT GAY and LOVES CHINA. Takes me back...
 
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Why not just have Frogman already be married? Perhaps his wife is Madame Toad, and she runs a very successful potion shop in Genoma. She can't go on adventures because of the shop, but she gives Wogglebug and Frogman free potions for their quests.
 
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WogglebugLover said:
Not true at all. And while I will acknowledge I won't be able to convince most of you, I feel I should still go through with an episode of my visual podcast in which they both make the statement they are not gay lovers, but just the best of friends who just like to help each other to succeed at their goals. Because it needs to be clarified. And at least there have to be plenty of real fans who will be accepting of these facts and look forward to the Beetle Princess movie. My real fans just accept whatever I decide for my series and certainly would never try to pressure me into anything I just don't want to do.
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So there's no way we can pressure you to prove you're not a homophobic racist virgin who wouldn't know sexual compatibility even if you were shown a tomboy, a tranny, a priest, and an eunuch all standing naked in the same room. Got it.
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WogglebugLover said:
Not true at all. And while I will acknowledge I won't be able to convince most of you, I feel I should still go through with an episode of my visual podcast in which they both make the statement they are not gay lovers, but just the best of friends who just like to help each other to succeed at their goals. Because it needs to be clarified. And at least there have to be plenty of real fans who will be accepting of these facts and look forward to the Beetle Princess movie. My real fans just accept whatever I decide for my series and certainly would never try to pressure me into anything I just don't want to do.
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You control what they say Cynthia, it’s not like they have a choice to be who they are. Why do you insist on being such a NAZI and forcing your beliefs down their throats? It’s no better than literal Hitler. Why can’t you just accept that they are gay and attend weekly Christian mass at an LGBT affirming church?
 
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Colonel Gaddafi said:
You control what they say Cynthia, it’s not like they have a choice to be who they are. Why do you insist on being such a NAZI and forcing your beliefs down their throats? It’s no better than literal Hitler. Why can’t you just accept that they are gay and attend weekly Christian mass at an LGBT affirming church?
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Because they are not, and because they do not is why.
 
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WogglebugLover said:
Because they are not, and because they do not is why.
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In your headcannon, but the consensus here is that they are and do. The way you describe them is literally fan fiction. Get Mr. Baum in here and if he agrees with you it’s canon, otherwise the Farmer’s views are just as valid.

Protip: If you want complete creative control over your characters then come up with original ones, rather than those in the Public Domain.

Also why do you hate Christians?
 
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WogglebugLover said:
Not true at all. And while I will acknowledge I won't be able to convince most of you, I feel I should still go through with an episode of my visual podcast in which they both make the statement they are not gay lovers, but just the best of friends who just like to help each other to succeed at their goals. Because it needs to be clarified. And at least there have to be plenty of real fans who will be accepting of these facts and look forward to the Beetle Princess movie. My real fans just accept whatever I decide for my series and certainly would never try to pressure me into anything I just don't want to do.
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Have you never heard of the concept that the more you feel the need to deny something the more true it is? If Froggie and Woggie always need to tell people they're not gay and they're only really good friends then it's more likely that they really are gay and just trying to hide it. I mean if Woggie knows that he's going to marry Princess Beetle, as you've mentioned it, then he knows he needs to keep his love for Froggie on the down low and deny deny deny. The longer this goes on, the more obvious it becomes.

And if he's half-human as your previous animations have made him to be then it doubly impossible that he and the princess can have kids.

Andrew Neiman said:
This is a good idea, but I think it could still get misunderstood. You know how people are -- they are clearly very easily confused about the issue. The only way to be 100% clear, I think, would be to have Wogglebug and Frogman wear t-shirts that say "I'M NOT GAY." That would be a powerful statement that no one could possibly misunderstand.
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Well that would dispel any rumors and would be 100% proof positive that they're not gay. After all if their shirts say so it must be true right?

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Pros: it's free and looks good.
Cons: it looks better than any other model in Woggy movies.
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She looks perfect. I picture her with a kindly, grandmother like voice with a hint of an English accent.

She's also very understanding and knows that her husband and Woggie like to go "fishing" together which is a euphemism for having mad gay buttsex. But she loves her husband anyway because she's getting some on the side from Princess Beetle. I mean she's a toad. That tongue of hers has got to feel amazing and reach places that a Woggle tongue can't.
 
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As much as I would like to have Wogglebug and Frogman put on T-shirts that read "I am not gay" on them, I don't see as I'll be able to do so with in IClone. And as for "Madame Toad" it's just too bad I won't be using her.

However, I've been thinking I likely should just try on the upcoming Visual Podcast episode to clarify they are not gay without directly mentioning they are not. After all, intelligent people can easily get what their relationship actually is all about.

For instance, I've just today had this conversation with a fan who has bought all three movies and just watched the third on one my Discord server:

Wogglebuglover — Yesterday at 7:04 AM
And what did you like best about the Quest for the Wisdom Keys movie?

tomac — Yesterday at 8:55 AM
I liked that Sylvie was capable of talking a dragon into ending his negative view towards humans after such a long history. Also like that we got to see more of Dorian the dark, was wondering what happened to that antagonist lol.

Wogglebuglover — Yesterday at 9:15 AM
Glad you like those elements.

Wogglebuglover — Yesterday at 5:01 PM
Do you also like the friendship between the Wogglebug and Frogman?

tomac — Yesterday at 5:50 PM
I believe it was fate that brought them together, after all they both technically have the same "dad" or "creator"? I'm not entirely sure what term the wogman himself would use to describe his relations to knowitall, besides the title of friend of course.

Wogglebuglover — Yesterday at 5:55 PM
Yes. They both are technically creations of Knowitall in each their own ways. And so they have a rather brotherly relationship.

tomac — Yesterday at 6:22 PM
Yeah that's the vibe it gave me
 
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