Boogie's only job is making YouTube videos, but is "too busy" to do that. Imagine being 47 and calling into work "can't make it today, too busy"
For the love of God thumbnail or spoiler your images so you don't take up half the entire page.
Boogie had a gastric bypass surgery 5 years ago but that doesn't seem to circumvent his food addiction very well. He's very likely going to die a fat fuck.
He should let Alan Roberts put him through a "boot camp" type experience and torture him until he loses weight. Record it for content and it would be way more entertaining than anything he's done in years.
I would actually watch that and enjoy it so much, I've never actually watched any of his content I just remember the Francis Lich King video from way back when and read the thread to protect myself from the weaponized autism that is his content and tweets.
He has had very low self esteem. He applies his trauma of his past life to the present. His parents don't seem to properly teach him how to properly respond to detractors which is why he constantly feeds the trolls.
Sorry I will leave my down syndrome at the door next time
Hell, remember Wing's training camp? People donated to the gofundme, it got great views for his channel and people cheered on that he was bettering himself. Sure behind the scenes Jordie was fucking Jordie, but at the time it was probably the most positive era of his channel.
lol what an asshole. This is how I know he's never actually been subjected to domestic violence. He wouldn't brag about it if he had.
Would Alan Roberts even bother with him at this point? Boogie beat the surgery, spergs like a loon on twitter, and makes shirtless tiktoks with teenage girls. Pretty sure EDDF wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot barge pole.
Melon stole that joke from Steve Martin, its one of his more famous send offs at the end of his specials that he did in the 70's, what a fucking idiot. See below:
Another "teaching moment". Every time Boogie puts his foot in it recently, it's a "teaching moment" or an opportunity to tell people to "do better" than him. He has two horrible habits of inserting himself into various situations and being unable to own up to a mistake, although those are probably both jus elements of narcissism.
Holy crap, that nose hair. If you can't put on a shirt, at least do some minor grooming, wow.
Pretty sure minor grooming is what he's trying to do in that app.
We are almost reaching Moviebob levels of traction, which is a god damn achievement in lolcowdom if there was any.
Don't forget (according to Boogie) she coincidentally has a Seeking account that Boogie was unaware of.Boogies lies about this fake girlfriend are the most pathetic thing I've seen, this man's nearly 50. I think part of this whole thing is to stick it to Dez for leaving but he's failed so badly he's become a bigger joke.
According to Boogie :
- They met a magic card shop through a friend
- She's young, mentally ill with the same traumas that Boogie pretends to have
- Isn't a Sugar Baby
- Dresses like a child
- Boogie says she was "the one"
- Wants to protect her privacy but posted her in her underwear and her foot in his mouth. All sexualizing her.
- Now she's got a only fans that Boogie will promote
Boogie is so pathetic, he can't admit that this girl is milking his fat ass for every penny she can squeeze out of him.
Imagine thinking a 20 year old wants to be in a long term relationship with someone 50, weighing 500 pounds? This guy's taking too many pills.
