Plus stuff like Bum Bum cream is often available in the Sephora Bazaar reward section in generous sample sizes, enough to use on your entire body twice providing you are not the size of three human women. If she keeps up with her points she can get all that shit for free. But she won't even return expensive, unworn clothing that does not fit. No way she has any idea what her Sephora status is (Rouge v VIB, etc). The idea of saving money for any reason is not a concept that crosses her mind and she'd be just anti-social enough to try to walk out with with a $30 dab of body cream than to spend $5 on a vat of Palmer's Cocoa Butter.
Chantal is almost like a huge fat stupid alien visiting Earth for the first time and the basic routines and economies other women picked up over just the course of being alive are utterly foreign to her. Reward programs, semi-annual sales, drug store product vs high end product reviews... The only economy she knows is shopping at Adonis and making up complaints in order to get her seven course delivery meal for free. Remember when she was complaining so much about having to "cream her body" for Nader? A travel size container of lotion would barely be enough for her fupa and gunt - arms, legs, boobs be damned. Go to the drug store and just stop being a moron, Chantal. Just five minutes exhibiting sensible behavior and you can go back to eating overnight porch food and sharting your couch while you eye fuck yourself. Just five fucking minutes.
There was once a financial advisor in Canada who had one of those shows where she'd go into people's homes and basically call them assholes to their faces as she tried to figure out their completely fucked up finances. Gail Vax-Oxlade, I think her name was. Some people fan-fiction away at the notion of Dr Now getting hold of Chantal and bursting her bubble calorically but it would be so much more fun to watch Chantal's life be torn apart by a stout but functional woman.
