Snakes Reads A Terrible Book: Manhunt, by Gretchen Felker-Martin - An utter waste of everyone’s time inspired by the Tranny Sideshows thread and its new favorite author

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I'm not sure exactly what happens, but every amateur soap maker is told to never ever do that, and never work with lye without eye protection, or use glass containers.
So when you mix lye and water a ton of heat is generated very quickly. So when add water to lye you're likely to get little steam explosions that splatter very hot extremely concentrated lye soln all over the place. The glass thing is that hot concentrated lye soln slowly eat away at glass.
 
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Part 2, Chapter 6: Dirty Work
I didn't even read the previous chapter I do not want to. This chapter is so fucking boring that I don't know if I want to continue reading this book.
Indi knelt on a blanket beside Mackenzie’s snoring bulk, trying to jerk him off.
:cryblood: Oh for fucks sake.
So Indi date rapes jerks off the unconscious Mackenzie while wearing rubber electricians gloves and using Vaseline as lube. Mariana gets cussed the hell out after checking in on the zombie rights abuses, but only in Indi's mind.
Indi caught the gleam of fluorescent light off polished rosary beads. Stupid fucking Catholics. The only thing they’re right about is that there’s just one god. She looked at the cock in her hand, at its thick veins and the flaking scabs and ingrown hairs at its base. But it’s not their god. Not that fussy lawyer. This is Durga’s world. We’re just living in it.
Lel pajeet practices le epic non-whitey religion. If Micah actually knew anything about Hinduism, he would know that the one supreme god worshipped by Hindus isn't Durga. Anyway, zombie busts a nut and it's shipped off to the sperm bank.

Indi capped the tube, peeled off her glove, and let Mariana help her up. Her knees popped like firecrackers after so long on the floor. Mackenzie snored on, face twitching slightly as he dreamed of
chasing cars, or dogs, or women. She felt briefly guilty for having touched him while he slept. Like she’d raped him. “Get this to the freezer,” she said, handing the canister to Mariana. “I’m going to untie him and lock up.”
Okay, you did some crazy shit to this zombie, yes. But how do you feel sympathy for this zombie —who cannot really be classified as a human being anymore— then turn around and fantasize in great detail about killing wrong-thinking women?

Back at TERF negotiations.
She doesn’t recognize me, there’s no way. Fran fought down her panic, stuffing it into the fat, coiled worms of her intestines, wiping its traces from her expression line by line and inch by inch. Everything happened so fast that day. And if she did, what could she do? I’m protected. Still, when Ramona glanced sidelong at her she nearly bolted from her seat. I thought about fucking her, Fran recollected. After she shot Beth, I thought about what it would be like to fuck her. What the hell is wrong with me? Had she fantasized about Teach, too, when they’d spotted her through the trees? She had. Garters and heels and blah blah blah troon just showcases his extensive knowledge of porn.
While Fran continues to be a useless shit like always, Viv and Namjoom from BTS talk about increasing corn and wheat demands by 30% from the TERFarmers in exchange for estrogen. Ramona is sitting up there, showing off her new stick-and-poke, but does nothing except look bitchy. The little spat between Viv and Namjoon is really boring and it's a whole lot of words that say really nothing at all. Viv agrees to 15%, now negotiations for estrogen are underway.

Indi performs life saving surgerieees

Micah pretends to know the first thing about surgery, Jane and Indi are operating on a New Englander with brown "pin-straight hair" (again) and a "penchant for gossip." Jane is gabbing her ear off about zombies and shit, when Indi just wants her to STFU. It's odd since in real life, surgeons talk about everyday things at the operating table all the time. Anyway they remove this random woman's appendix, tie off the wound and stitch her up. Nothing in this section is worth quoting. Absolutely nothing happens. What the fuck is the point of this section? To showcase Indi's medical prowess and professionalism? She just seems like a real fucking drag to work with.

There is seriously an entire half-page dedicated to the absolutely useless drivel that is Fran and Namjoom BTS driving back to Exeter and Fran remembering nothing important from the meeting. They cut back from the previous scene to give us this. This doesn't need to exist, Micah. I'm fucking falling asleep here. ->
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Anyway, back to Indi.
Indi sat in her room, picking at rice and pork with onions as the happy couple picked at each other one wall away. You could eat in front of them, she told herself grudgingly as she slipped into the clinic’s back room to check on the appendectomy patient. The older woman lay stretched out under a thin blanket on a couch, her chest rising and falling slowly. They’re your friends. They love you, even if you’re lying to them every day.
So deathfat Indi has an eating disorder? What? Binge-eating?
The woman’s eyelids fluttered at the sound of the door swinging shut behind Indi. Her chapped lips parted. “Do you know where she is?” she croaked, looking up blearily. “My Zoe?” Indi stopped short, surprised.
“I’m sorry, I don’t know any Zoe. I’m Dr. Varma; I operated on you today. Do you remember coming in?”
“She was right with me,” the woman croaked.
The lady she operated on (appendix) is back, looking for a child she left behind. I'll summarize the horrendous storytelling. According to Jane, six months ago she came to the same hospital with her daugher, Zoe, who was pregnant at the time.
“Shedidn’t make it. Pretty sure her name was Zoe.”
“And the baby?”
“We got him out,” said Jane with the wide-eyed, affected sobriety of someone about to share a particularly juicy piece of gossip. “He had part of her liver stuck in his teeth.”
Duuuun duuuun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun. That is it. The chapter ends on this little side-plot that results in a character we've never heard of birthing a zomboy.


This chapter is so fucking boring that I suggest you all skip it. Seriously. If the writing continues to be this uncaptivating and boring then I seriously don't want to read this shit anymore:c
 
i hate double posting but while I can handle zombe babies and children, zombie babies and children that are capable of sexual reproduction, yeah gretchen the fbi need needs to be digging on your harddrive asap, I am pretty sure aside from rough drafts of rape zombie baby sex scense, there might be csam.
why hasn't any one mentioned the zombie rape baby on twitter yet?
if I had a twitter you can bet I'd be ringing up some GCs to post some... chocie paragraphs
 
Is slavery not on the table? I mean somebody is going have to work in the fields
Yeah, TERFS are out there killing trannies en mass, when they could be using them for manual labor. It's not like the ladies are focusing on rebuilding the infrastructure. They just want to maraud, gyrate on each other, and drink the day away.
 
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Yeah, TERFS are out there killing trannies on mass, when they could be using them for manual labor. It's not like the ladies are focusing on rebuilding the infrastructure. They just want to maraud, gyrate on each other, and drink the day away.
You know what I don't blame them. Their lifestyle sounds like quite a good time.
 
to answer diversity in horrors question, I don't read splatter punk, so if how the fuck do I know male writers write this kind of depraved shit on a regular basis?
as someone who does read this kind of stuff on a regular basis (i mostly rotate between fantasy, sci-fi, and horror, and i LOVE me a well-crafted gross out gore fest), i can tell you that they do write it, but not like this. anything that’s of a higher quality than just fap material for guro enthusiasts usually has some sort of point and skill behind it and doesn’t read like the author has his dick in his hand. there are plenty of books that are like that, but guess what, they also suck ass. the tweeters twatting in Micah’s defense saying “the only reason she (🙄) is being criticized is because she’s (🙄) a woman (🙄)!! men are NEVER criticized like this!” are revealing that they either
1. don’t actually read this genre of book
2. don’t ever engage in discussion of this kind of book with any other person, especially not real women
or
3. will just say literally whatever in defense of the author because he’s a troon regardless of whether or not it’s true
 
Oh, and let’s not forget that Beth is the author’s stand-in. Let's all take a minute to picture the author as a sex slave in the post-apocalyptic white-lady Nazi fuck bunker. I cannot emphasize enough how utterly goddamned ridiculous this plotline is. And how definitively it reveals that this book was written by a man. Jesus Christ. I'll take my top hats now.
So when Beth gets accused of sexual assault/harassment, they move him to ... the prostitution wing? That seems like a really bad idea!

Lel pajeet practices le epic non-whitey religion
I thought Indi said in the Never Have I Ever chapter that she never prayed to god. Lol.

Fran fought down her panic, stuffing it into the fat, coiled worms of her intestines
This sentence! "His love for her swelled into the ventricles of his heart." Does that make any sense? Abysmally bad.

The chapter ends on this little side-plot that results in a character we've never heard of birthing a zomboy.
This happened six months ago, and we have just been told zomboys are "sexually mature" at 1. We are absolutely going to get baby zombie rape coming up. (Although I'm hoping they at least age super-fast and aren't literal infants.)
 
A few things bothering me.
First, why would you send the tranny to the TERF compound to do negotiations? Sounds like a great way of souring your relationship with them should they find out. Or maybe that's just a plot to potentially get rid of him. Can't blame 'em, really.

Second, so far characters have shown more sympathy towards zombies than towards women. He goes out of his way to make his characters think about the zombies' past lives and feel guilty about sexually assaulting a sleeping one. But somehow we're glancing over the fact that women are getting raped all the time by the zombies or getting hurt in fights.

Not a great look, Grootchen
 
The zombie virus is so fucking dumb, viruses want to keep living. Yet Gretch has made it so all the zombie babies are male, there's gonna be no new females been born. Unless Gretch made it so tranny sperm is now going to "save" the human population. Hopefully the book ends with the complete extinction of the human race, cause that's better than the alternative.
 
there are plenty of books that are like that, but guess what, they also suck ass. the tweeters twatting in Micah’s defense saying “the only reason she (🙄) is being criticized is because she’s (🙄) a woman (🙄)!! men are NEVER criticized like this!” are revealing that they either
I am assuming none of these books have baby rape zombies capable of sexual reproduction at the tender age of one.
Idk I don't like gore that much in literature outside of zombie novels, I hate it when they pull that women crap its like if you actually read the story with out knowing fuck all about the gender then you would naturally assume its a very sick puppy out of a man that wrote it. Call me crazy but most women aren't fucked in the head, I say most, because theres always going to be a fraction of sick puppies in either sex, no woman with an empathetic bone in her body would sit there and write a long ass diatribe filled with rape, gore and sexual agression and hatred towards their own sex, no woman would sit there get off to the idea that their book is upsetting other women.
 
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Chapter 7: The Cradle of Beauty
Buckle up everyone. Beth's with a client.

“A little rougher,” Amber panted. They were in the Kennedy room, the older woman spread-eagled on the huge antique four poster, her wrists and ankles held at extension by leather cuffs. The silk sheets were cool against Beth’s knees and the palm of her right hand. With her left she cupped Amber’s throat, her thumb against the line of her jaw. Without speaking, she quickened her tempo. It was Friday. Her shift ended in two hours, and her cock felt like molten lead.
Grootch would like you, the reader, to believe that the bunker has so many women clamoring for a mediocre dick-down by an estrogen poisoned sex pest that there are SHIFTS in the whorehouse.

Maybe it’ll slough off of my body, she thought, taking her hand off Amber’s neck so she could spit in it and rub it on the other woman’s flushed and puffy cunt and the base of her own dick. Maybe it’ll drip onto the sheets and burn holes in the mattress.
Beth mournfully wishes his dick would fall off right before he uses saliva as lube and inserts it into a human woman. This well stocked bunker has everything except medical equipment and personal lubricant, apparently.

Once the client leaves, Beth reminisces fondly about his time as a street walker in Boston. This is not how women talk about prostitution, something they are often forced into out of economic need.
She’d had regulars. She smiled at the memory of a fat, gentle programmer who liked to be sodomized with the handle of a hairbrush. That hadn’t been so bad.
Pretty sure that was Micah.

This is just a job. It’s just a way to keep from being drawn and quartered by the Knights of J. K. Rowling.
Wait, have we heard mention of this knighthood before? I am thinking this is just a stupid one-off line ultimately signifying nothing rather than a reference to an actual organization in this universe.

Later, Beth eats "family dinner" with Robbie and Fran in Indi's apartment. No Indi though, because she totes has an eating disorder and has to eat in shame and secrecy. Beth misses some other hulking man troon that would make him feel better about how little he passes as a woman and starts crying into his pork chops.

Then we have a sex scene between Robbie and Fran that gives me a headache with all the nonsense pronouns. Trying to decipher who is doing what to whose asshole is confusing as hell when all the body parts are described in a backwards way and the pronouns are upside-down.
She pulled away, strands of mucus and jism stretching and snapping between her cock and his open mouth
Cum has hentai viscosity in Manhunt.

Alien muscle jacked into his body’s throbbing substrate.
I have no idea what Grootch is saying here. I mean, I'm fairly certain Robbie is getting her pussy licked, but the way it is being described is so off-putting and un-sexy it's hard to be 100% certain.

Fran looked up from his sopping slit, her face slick up to the cheekbones, traces of dark menstrual blood on her lips and chin and the tip of her nose. She looked like a hyena pulling its muzzle out of a carcass.
In case you, like me, forgot that Robbie is on her period again.

He swallowed. “Can you hold me?”
Her smile faltered. She wiped her face on her forearm. “Yeah, of course.”
For a while they lay together in the quiet, Fran’s arms around him, the only sound the distant rumble of the Screw’s pumps and generators. She probably wanted me to hold her, he thought sadly. He licked his lips and tasted her again. I should remember that next time.
Just a woman, requesting a man hold and comfort her, being made to feel guilty that she didn't center his own desire to LARP as the little-spoon woman.

Fran starts to tell Robbie about his day, meeting with XX TERFs. Robbie gets angry that Fran is risking himself which Fran takes as transphobia.
“What, worried those geniuses are gonna clock me?” She sniffed. “Half of them look more like men than I do.”
This is a common thread for troons. They seem to think a butch lesbian, with close-cropped hair and cargo pants, somehow is under the obligation to "pass" as a woman. Passing implies falsehood. Natal women, however masculine they may appear to be, do not need to pass for what they already are. Trannies like Grootchen hate this because they are extremely regressive and conservative in how they believe women should present themselves.

Fran storms off to make an appointment with Sophie. You would think a newly invited member of the bunker would take care to dress nicely, smell inoffensively, ANYTHING if he were to meet with the leader of that bunker. Out of respect. No. Fran isn't even described as wiping the menstrual blood from his face before we jump ahead to their meeting. I'll let you imagine how filthy he is.

“Nam-joo said you did, like, so well in the meeting.”
Please don't make me read poorly written vocal fry. This is cultural appropriation, Grootch. You aren't from SoCal and you'll never be a California Girl so just stop.

She was wearing a black zip-front jumpsuit and a plain leather dog collar with a stainless steel ring. Fran wondered where she got her eyeliner and lip gloss and who did her beautiful cornsilk hair.
Sophie was wearing a DOG COLLAR? What?! Peak troon fashion sense, there.

“You should never devalue yourself like that,” she said, her tone deadly serious. “You’re a powerful woman now. You have to own your power. You have to believe in it and not let anyone take advantage of you.”
Big Pharma shouting YAAASS QWEEEEN while mutilating mentally ill men and women sounds pretty much exactly like this. Remember that's essentially what Sophie is, now that she's cornering the estrogen market for profit.

“I just think it’s such a, like, such a fuck-you to those bitches,” Sophie chattered as they careened down Rainbow Road, karts skidding over the
track’s technicolor film. “Like, okay, you want our shit? You wanna deal with us? You have to talk to our dickgirl and, like, recognize her humanity.”
Sophia reveals that she sent Fran to the day's negotiations to troll the TERFs because obvs Fran is totes a "dickgirl." Fran and her play Mario Kart, no really they do, and drink chocolate milk before Sophie invites Fran to take some molly with her.

We cut to Beth and Robbie talking shit about Fran while they take a nice little nature walk.
“That’s just what she’s like,” said Beth as they slipped out single-file through the narrow gap of the bunker’s blast doors, which one of the motor pool attendants had opened for them with a nod to Robbie. Her eyes were still red-rimmed from crying. “She’s always been that way. If you tell her she’s doing something wrong, you’re a cop. If you tell her she’s being a cop, you’re a counterrevolutionary.”
This is a pretty accurate roast of most Twitter troons.

A few years ago he might have gone limp and slid back into self-pitying misery, finding someone to listen to him snivel about what a monster he was until guilt moved them to pull him close into an instantly resented embrace and tell him No, no, you’re just sick, we’re all traumatized, we’re struggling, you know what you did is wrong and wanting to change is what tells me you’re—and on and on until he’d vomited up all his curdled, putrid rage and could pretend he’d processed his feelings.
Robbie is just regular crazy BPD pussy. Grootch is doing a very good job at illustrating trans men as personality disordered women.

Beth and Robbie pass out cornbread to children in the nearby shanty town. Noblesse oblige and all that. Well, Beth hands out cornbread. Robbie seethes internally that she didn't think to bring anything for the kids and how this makes her look bad in front of Beth. Big BPD red flag.

“You should just let her do what she wants,” said Beth. She turned into the breeze and let it run its fingers through her sandy hair. A tear ran down her scarred cheek, its trail glistening pale gold in the
last light, a buttery brushstroke of yellow over the treetops. “If you make her look at herself, she won’t love you anymore.”
Exactly what every degenerate man trooning out on his wife of 15 years says too, funnily enough.

We cut back to Fran and Sophie, now having drug-fueled sex in Sophie's bed. Grootch gifts us with the worst description of cunnilingus I've ever read, and that's saying something considering what this book has already offered up as far as cunnilingus descriptions.
She kissed the pink bud of Sophie’s clit and imagined sucking it out of its hood of tender skin, drawing it like a
snail from its shell into her own body where it might take root and change, drawing her cock up into her flesh, parting the soft curtains of her sex.
There are no words for how disgusting this is.

Robbie returns to the apartment alone only to find that someone has slipped a message into her pocket while she wasn't paying attention.
Midnight tomorrow. 11-E. Come alone.

Back to Fran and Sophie sucking each other's snails out of their shells or whatever the fuck. Sophie reveals there is a surgeon from Tampa (maybe that teetus deletus doctor from TikTok?) that practices bottom surgery and offers to bring her to the bunker to cut Fran's dick off. They fuck some more as the scene fades to black.

That's all folks! Will Robbie follow the instructions in the note she found? Will Fran be gelded by a Floridian doctor in a bunker with no medical instruments? Will Beth ever find another hulking ogre troon to ease his self-esteem issues about passing? Will Indi ever eat anything in front of people? We'll have to wait and see!
 
I know nothing in this shoddily constructed porn-soaked fetish universe makes sense, but... How is filth troll Fran supposed to manage the aftercare and lifetime maintenance of a neovagina? These people apparently don't bathe even when they have an opportunity to practice proper hygiene routines.

Also, why not just get a regular ol' castration? Testo-factories would go bye bye and it could be done with very primitive instruments and a topical anesthetic. And most importantly no more risk of turning into a rape zombie. Or would this be making too much sense?
 
Then we have a sex scene between Robbie and Fran that gives me a headache with all the nonsense pronouns. Trying to decipher who is doing what to whose asshole is confusing as hell when all the body parts are described in a backwards way and the pronouns are upside-down.
It's incoherent. Robbie is giving Fran a beej, but she's also able to see Fran's spine? Are her eyes on stalks?
 
Ok, so Grootchen realized sending the Troon to the TERFs was a fucking stupid idea but instead of deleting the idea like a good writer would he found a way to excuse it by ebbicly trolling them TERFs.

So somehow it is a good idea to mess with your trading partner for the lulz. Not just any trading partner, the one feeding your sorry asses. You aren't the dominant force here, you supply them with Estrogen. We (regrettably) know that stuff can also be won from zombie balls so they are just trading with you because it is the more comfortable option. They could cut off your food supply without losing much, while you idiots starve. I am really surprised anyone in that bunker is still alive if some retard is making important trading decisions.

This book man, I think it's melting parts of my brain. Thank you for your service reading this bullshit, fellow kiwis o7
 
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