- Joined
- Feb 16, 2021
Pat doesn't lie for gain like normal people, although it might sometimes work out that way by chance. He's one of those dudes who will lie about anything and everything without even thinking about; that goes doubly so when he's arguing with someone.He says in the comments he’s a size 34 waist. That’s so fucking ridiculous it’s beyond all comprehension. 34 waist is quite fat, don’t get me wrong - but it’s orders of magnitude less fat than he is.
Why would you lie about something so egregiously? I don’t understand.
A pest could tell Pat the sky was blue and he would say 'no child, that's your delusions talking again; the sky is very obviously green' and he'd fucking mean it.