Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

He says in the comments he’s a size 34 waist. That’s so fucking ridiculous it’s beyond all comprehension. 34 waist is quite fat, don’t get me wrong - but it’s orders of magnitude less fat than he is.

Why would you lie about something so egregiously? I don’t understand.
Pat doesn't lie for gain like normal people, although it might sometimes work out that way by chance. He's one of those dudes who will lie about anything and everything without even thinking about; that goes doubly so when he's arguing with someone.

A pest could tell Pat the sky was blue and he would say 'no child, that's your delusions talking again; the sky is very obviously green' and he'd fucking mean it.
 
A pest could tell Pat the sky was blue and he would say 'no child, that's your delusions talking again; the sky is very obviously green' and he'd fucking mean it.
And this is precisely what disturbs me, because he's never denied that a) negroes fart in Niki's vagina, and b) he murdered Bernell Trammell in cold blood.
 
lmao Fatrick just noticed his 1488 Ted Talk has been posted 8 minutes ago. So, he drank himself to sleep in his Detroit hotel room, woke up, is on his KF page at 730am, and oinking on plebbit by 7:34am. What a fucking life this slob has.
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"That seems far fetched...." lmao
LOL after almost four years, a fat man trying to make a living writing fiction still hasn't realized that him just asserting these claims does, in fact, sound far-fetched. Either that or he's so terrified of one more person laughing at Josiah 5 that he can't drop a single supporting link
 
And this is precisely what disturbs me, because he's never denied that a) negroes fart in Niki's vagina, and b) he murdered Bernell Trammell in cold blood.
It was only one negro, atalker. His blood was in fact very warm, child. I had it served as black pudding with meatloaf at hooligans, for a mature negro he was very delicious.

You are mentally ill, stalker.
You have been instructed to cease contacting this lolcow. Continuing to do so constitutes alogging. Do not contact this cow again.
 
Pat doesn't lie for gain like normal people, although it might sometimes work out that way by chance. He's one of those dudes who will lie about anything and everything without even thinking about; that goes doubly so when he's arguing with someone.

A pest could tell Pat the sky was blue and he would say 'no child, that's your delusions talking again; the sky is very obviously green' and he'd fucking mean it.
It's to the point that I doubt genuinely mentally deranged individuals would go to such lengths just to lie to strangers
 
Remember a week ago they were begging attendees to book an extra room because they were 300 rooms (each accommodating 2 guests) x 2 nights short of their quota as per the contract with the hotel. They massively overestimated demand.

Vaccination and masking mandatory. Oopsie doodles.
Oh fuck you. You don't get to make the entire experience uncomfortable and inconvenient then be surprised when less than half your expected guests show up. There's no way the organizers looked up the risks and costs of putting these restrictions on, had legitimate (if unfounded) concerns, and made a decision that would hurt them financially but keep people safe. If that were the case, they probably would have planned a much smaller event.

No, they just thought "Well of course we want masks 100% of the time and documentation you are clean. Anyone who suggests otherwise is a fascist!". Not taking a moment to think about their paying customers or how to make their experience better, only focusing on random entities who are already banned.

The gall to shift your own shitty, fear-fueled, short-sighted, decision making onto your attendees is so far beyond arrogant I can't quite describe it. If I were at all interested, I would have pulled out immediately after reading that. Imagine for any other company:

"We're sorry, even though you bought this package, Amazon doesn't have the fuel in it's trucks to deliver it. We'll need you to pay for another package, at full price, even though you can physically only use one of them, if you want what you originally bought."

"Yes, you bought a cup of coffee, but I forgot to mention that our coffee machine is broken. If you want your original coffee, you'll have to buy another one at full price. No, I don't know what you'll do with the second coffee."

"While we did sell you the album, we haven't recorded it yet and actually need more money to deliver. Please buy another album so we can afford the instruments to record the album."


I'm pretty sure this is a crime in some parts of the world, at least allowing for a full refund for not delivering as advertised without an additional charge.

... And this is the best convention Patrick S. Tomlinson could get into.
 
Did they also secretly enlarge his head a little bit or not? I honestly cannot tell anymore. We need to get null or someone to play "shopped or not" with Fatrick pics at this point.
No, he's just fat and so is his head.

It must be insulting to hear: "his fat head looks too unrealistic, it must be shopped." Well, kind sir, you just insulted a very fat-headed fat man today. I hope you're happy. (I mean that because you deserve happiness for insulting a fat person)
 
I love when Pat posts on reddit because it means we can remind everyone of his past reddit experiences

Dozens of times to this r/idiots thread - https://www.reddit.com/r/Idiots/comments/nz5909/idiotic_take_on_brady_moving_to_tampa_bay/

Over 100 posts in this r/idiots thread - https://www.reddit.com/r/Idiots/comments/nn9t1k/fat_lunatic_files_lawsuit_against_people_calling/

hundreds, if not over a thousand posts, over the course of 4 months in this r/autism thread - https://www.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/e1snbn/hittin_the_gym_today/

Seems like he learned his lesson but that first thread was a doozy.
 
Why on earth would he be doing a reading from the book he hasn't even finished yet? How does that make any sense?
It says something about the current "standards" of SF that a complete loser like this, who is a shitty writer, a worthless promoter, and attracts nobody to a con but trolls to fuck with him, somehow passes as a guest. Post-mom-rape Chris would be a better guest.
 
It's to the point that I doubt genuinely mentally deranged individuals would go to such lengths just to lie to strangers
He's one of the few cows I think might be a genuine psychopath, his detachment from reality goes that far beyond the usual lack of self-awareness. The only person I'd put above him is Owen Benjamin, because I think Owen is actually dangerously unhinged whereas Pat just lives in his own little world for the most part.

His interactions with the judge in court were particularly eye-opening, telling the dude plainly to his face he is wrong as the judge was reading his own words back to him.
 
Hunter S. Tomlinson would be fun. I haven't read either of their books, but if someone has they could probably blend them together.

"We can't stop here, this is stalker country" First one that comes to mind.
“We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the pepperoni began to take hold.”
 
... And this is the best convention Patrick S. Tomlinson could get into.
The best convention that's may be no longer existing. As I'm sure some Kiwis know, conventions are a fickle endeavour, usually undertaken by fans with a strong passion for the subject of the convetion, and either massive amount of disposable income or a willingness to put oneself in soul-crippling debt. If I recall, most cons run in the red for about 2-4 years after creation. This is not a larger con like Gencon or Anime Expo, and they've already stated they can't absorb a big loss. Figure on them not even coming close to breaking even, which will lead to the con shuttering operations.
 
It says something about the current "standards" of SF that a complete loser like this, who is a shitty writer, a worthless promoter, and attracts nobody to a con but trolls to fuck with him, somehow passes as a guest. Post-mom-rape Chris would be a better guest.
His absence would have been a better guest. It would mean the headache of hiding schedules and their other security through obscurity wouldn't be needed. I have to imagine a few people who were thinking of casually checking it out couldn't find a schedule or read something about trolls and decided not to bother
 
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