When Tom kicks the bucket - And when to confirm it.

[Glowie]

Our geriatric pedo is slowing down, has severe depression and hasn't used his personal blog for some time. When Tom's Internet activity completely dies. Should we look at obituaries of Tuscon when that happens and press S to spit?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It’s hard to say. His cognitive abilities have declined to the point where he has arguments with himself. I think there could well be a point where his online activity stops purely because he can’t remember his passwords.

 

[Glowie]

It’s hard to say. His cognitive abilities have declined to the point where he has arguments with himself. I think there could well be a point where his online activity stops purely because he can’t remember his passwords.

Tooter's brain rot is to the point that he has difficulties breathing and shits himself. Axonal death promoted by drug use only helps to progress his condition and eventual decline.
Also he has permanent kidney damage after he was shot years ago.

He has love hate relationship to kiwifarms that lasted from 2016 to this day. KF password is seared in Tommy's brain or written down on a notepad virtual or otherwise.

When Facebook, another message board and Facebook goes quiet it's time to look for obituaries if people even give a shit to notice the smell of rotting fetid corpse in Tucson heat

 

[svetlalala]

His bloated corpse might show up on documenting reality after being left in the apartment for a few weeks since no one cares enough to check on him.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

His bloated corpse might show up on documenting reality after being left in the apartment for a few weeks since no one cares enough to check on him.

I can see it now: in 2025, I'm watching some disturbing factoids YouTube vid and flummoxed to hear about Tommy's body was discovered in 2024 after *two years* of no contact, only because some neighborhood kids dared each other to enter the "brujo's" apartment. I need to sit down.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

If he does, either the part of the forum that antagonize him celebrates or doesn't mourn him at all, mostly to post on his profile mockingly.

 

[SofondaCox]

When that day arrives, it will be the first time Tom has been useful - fertilizing the soil. Unfortunately, anything that grows from old Tom will be poisonous and cannibalistic.

 

[Glowie]

If he does, either the part of the forum that antagonize him celebrates or doesn't mourn him at all, mostly to post on his profile mockingly.

We'll know when Tom disappears from internet and his mortal coil. Kiwis won't even bother to do wellness check and Tom is so disgusting that his Weens won't call ATF raids on him for drug possession

 

[Gamercat]

hopefully soon

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg is already dead. He’s just a soulless husk ….and a pedo

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

The better question: how much will it cost the locals to bulldoze his trashheap and bring in flamethrowers to cleanse the site?

 

[ñññ]

Someone from here or amb will probably check on him at some point, and when I hear he's finally fucking dead... I will smile. Do you hear that @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg? I will fucking smile.
Oh and remember Thomas, pedophiles, animal abusers and creepy transvestite druggies don't go to heaven.

 

[MediocreMilt]

It may be difficult. In theory we can search online obit sites, but really those are for people with loved ones who care about them, not sketchy hobos.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

I doubt he'll be on any obituary.

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

Perhaps a limited run commemorative coin could be made and sold. Don't suppose there is anyone here who might have some sort of experience with that somehow, is there?

 

[FinnSven]

Maybe he will be live-streaming on YouTube, has a stroke, dies, but no one notices or cares enough to call an ambulance.
He is known to just sit there having forgotten that his camera on, so people may just assume he has passed out from too much weed or spice or something.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Someone would have to actually write and submit an obituary.
You’d possibly find a news report of a homeless man found dead in a ditch and they’re trying to identify the body though.

 

[Banh Xeo]

Perhaps a limited run commemorative coin could be made and sold. Don't suppose there is anyone here who might have some sort of experience with that somehow, is there?

We already have a rapist coin, we need something better. Anything with @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg 's face on it with automatically depreciate to the value of his various gravels as well.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

he'll just show no activity for a while but then right after some time he'll begin sperging out again