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CareercowAdam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television
*edit* above beat me to the archive. The chibi archive channels should definitely grab this one. Here are the ones I found. Aquana Archive ChibiWatch CavemanDCJ
Some stuff is on there that I hadn't seen before.
This game's fuckin' rigged! But I digress. My favorite moment is the first time he managed to get himself kicked out of a room share at a con and found himself scrambling and pathetically begging for someone else to room with instead of just getting his own fucking room like an adult. This set the standard for pretty much every subsequent con experience he's had -- I've lost track of how many times he's managed to get himself either "uninvited" from sharing a room with someone or kicked out mid-con now, but it never stops being funny.
So out of boredom at work, I have decided to start background listening to chibi on his twitch streams.
This is from one of his last streams on april 1st, 2022. He really got asshurt as his friends for playing a joke on him. Also I just find the ending like he's almost talking about his current situation directly.
Side note on the next clip, his audio fucking sucks ass and the music BLARS.
Little insight on his schedule:
-He gets completely pissed at his job for having him work an extra day. Sunday is his day off
-Gym will be TOP PRIORITY this summer. With him for sure never coming back online, we will probably see a chad-chibi when he comes back online.
-Chibi is planning to go to Colossalcon in June. In his own words. "Its most regarded as a party con.... alot of people will be parading around shirtless or if you a blessed with breasticles...those kinds of covers"
-"I only got one life" poor chibi really is fucking it up in his eyes.
-He then talks about eating garbage food and fast food AS THE FUCKING PIANO MUSIC BLARS ON."
Colossalcon looks like what you would expect chibi to like. From their promo video
It is no shock chibi is planning on going to a thirst trap con. It also made me realize chibi probably only got into cosplay specifically to creep on women.
If anyone can give tips on saving twitch VOD's, let me know. I tried Archives.md and it wouldn't work, Right now I nigger-rigged my obs to capture parts.
Do the jumping jacks count as its own moment? Sure, it's in the same clip as "I'd really prefer if you would be quiet", but it's almost its own event all it's own.
Just the complete lack of situational awareness. I think that moment is even better than the CavemanDCJ shutdown that preceded it.
EDIT TO AVOID DOUBLE POST: @Skullwhalejelly thanks for the clips. One thing that popped to mind watching those was his lisp. Folks here think he's affecting it to appear more bi, but looking at the clips, thinking to some of the photos from the Kingdom Hearts event, and hearing about his diet, his teeth appear fucked up and fast food and smoothies can't be helping that.
Maybe the lisp is related to his poor dental hygiene and deteriorating teeth?
This is from one of his last streams on april 1st, 2022. He really got asshurt as his friends for playing a joke on him. Also I just find the ending like he's almost talking about his current situation directly.
Side note on the next clip, his audio fucking sucks ass and the music BLARS.
Little insight on his schedule:
-He gets completely pissed at his job for having him work an extra day. Sunday is his day off
-Gym will be TOP PRIORITY this summer. With him for sure never coming back online, we will probably see a chad-chibi when he comes back online.
-Chibi is planning to go to Colossalcon in June. In his own words. "Its most regarded as a party con.... alot of people will be parading around shirtless or if you a blessed with breasticles...those kinds of covers"
-"I only got one life" poor chibi really is fucking it up in his eyes.
-He then talks about eating garbage food and fast food AS THE FUCKING PIANO MUSIC BLARS ON."
It is no shock chibi is planning on going to a thirst trap con. It also made me realize chibi probably only got into cosplay specifically to creep on women.
If anyone can give tips on saving twitch VOD's, let me know. I tried Archives.md and it wouldn't work, Right now I nigger-rigged my obs to capture parts.
They are all "colossally" dumpy. Credit for having an event like that at an interesting location. Chibi is probably excited to cosplay as a 15 year old from a 17 year old Ps2 game.
Chibi's mom getting called and everything leading up to it is peak Chibi, the best moment. UM ACTUALLY MOM I'm living my best life, he says as he fails to bing bing wahoo fast to his online audience of two trolls and one retard. Streaming straight from a basement reeking of piss. That's all true, comedy gold right there.
They are all "colossally" dumpy. Credit for having an event like that at an interesting location. Chibi is probably excited to cosplay as a 15 year old from a 17 year old Ps2 game.
Just about every woman in those photos has a gut that extends as far as their pushed up breasts do, jfc.
The men in the shot above, by contrast, seem to be in pretty great shape. I can just imagine how hobo bearded leather jacket shirtless Chibi would look standing next to them. Ahhh, the milk that we lost...
If anyone can give tips on saving twitch VOD's, let me know. I tried Archives.md and it wouldn't work, Right now I nigger-rigged my obs to capture parts.
The SGDQ 2018 saga, complete with carrying a drunk girl around, attacking a guy for hitting on somegirlzer0 and standing outside a party room, whimpering little a puppy.
Moving in with Halqery, Cinder and Halqery's brother, quitting his job, threatening to report them to the landlord, then telling people how irresponsible roommates they were and how he had to pay bills and tidy up after them. Class act.
Not necessarily one moment, but everything surrounding his treatment of his mom, by keeping her up at 5 in the morning with his streaming, calling her a white supremacist over Twitter, telling everyone how dry her pussy is (after he drove his stepdad away) and extorting $4,000 out of her when she asked him to go to church.
I could be here all day listing them. They are all my favourites but if I had to pick one I would have to say the EZScape video drama. It has every Chibi trope:
Blind optimism about himself and his abilities
Chibi getting backlash
Chibi pity posting
But I just love watching that stream he did. It's so funny seeing how optimistic he is about such a shit video. He is so sure of himself and talks like he is an expert in the field that has a reason for everything little edit he did. Then to see it all crumbling down in the following backlash just really ties it all together. It's a perfect Chibi moment for me.
That moment in my display pic is pretty good but I have to agree with this. Watching him explain his craft like it's some masterpiece when really his creation was so awful the client wanted to remove it from history and fire Chibi as an editor is fucking hysterical
This is from one of his last streams on april 1st, 2022. He really got asshurt as his friends for playing a joke on him. Also I just find the ending like he's almost talking about his current situation directly.
Side note on the next clip, his audio fucking sucks ass and the music BLARS.
Little insight on his schedule:
-He gets completely pissed at his job for having him work an extra day. Sunday is his day off
-Gym will be TOP PRIORITY this summer. With him for sure never coming back online, we will probably see a chad-chibi when he comes back online.
-Chibi is planning to go to Colossalcon in June. In his own words. "Its most regarded as a party con.... alot of people will be parading around shirtless or if you a blessed with breasticles...those kinds of covers"
-"I only got one life" poor chibi really is fucking it up in his eyes.
-He then talks about eating garbage food and fast food AS THE FUCKING PIANO MUSIC BLARS ON."
It is no shock chibi is planning on going to a thirst trap con. It also made me realize chibi probably only got into cosplay specifically to creep on women.
If anyone can give tips on saving twitch VOD's, let me know. I tried Archives.md and it wouldn't work, Right now I nigger-rigged my obs to capture parts.
I've finally caught up, man that was a wild ride, so much shit happened that just escalated because Chibi decided to make it a big deal which it ended up becoming and allowed people to step in and talk about what a shitty person he is. I don't think he'll go trans, there is no way, he is too lazy, and at most will just say he is "non binary" so he can dye his hair weird colors and wear dresses, but its gonna be as real as him being bi.
I think the best bet for him (realistically) is to just go the v-tuber route, at this point there's so many cheap resources to become a vtuber that anyone can do it even with a shitty webcam and with some generic anime avatar, although of course, its not gonna stand out as much as the expensive ones people pay to have jiggle physics and what not, and knowing Chibi, he would 100% look for who is the artist of the most famous vtubers and pay them lots of money just to get an anime banana giant princess or whatever gimmick he decides to choose. Why I think its the best bet for him is because V-tubers are (mostly) anonymous, until someone doxxes them, its the only way he can start with a clean slate, forget everything about his past, never have to show himself on camera ever again, and still get to play videogames to an audience on twitch. The only issue I see is him not wanting to let go of his current Twitch account because its partnered or whatever the fuck its called, and I can imagine him being retarded enough to do his vtubing clean slate under the same twitch account, which would backfire. But it would be funny to see him have a short lived v-tuber arc after spending a lot of money on the latest vtubing techonology and paying high end artists for it.
does anyone think this is realistic? I've seen it mentioned a few times now....that would literally suck the biggest reason he has for doing it, the attention. he couldn't do his gay funeral, show off his gay, coat, scream like a retarded infant about a new videogame trailer, look all mopey from all the empathy he's sucking in. constantly crack s00per dope jokes on couches. he NEEDS to be seen, it's why he's so desperate to hover around anyone at an con. having some faggy anime robot eliminates all of that
My personal favorite moment is "At least I have hair faggot" out of nowhere on some random ass yugioh stream to a buddy. He thought it was such a good line and said it in the most smug gay way, it's funny every time. And of course he doesn't have the "oh shit, my bad" moment anyone with a hint of self-awareness would have, he knows he just got owned and he takes it like a bitch. And going back on twitter with the same self-righteousness immediately after, perfect Chibi moment.
Why I think its the best bet for him is because V-tubers are (mostly) anonymous, until someone doxxes them, its the only way he can start with a clean slate, forget everything about his past, never have to show himself on camera ever again, and still get to play videogames to an audience on twitch.
My personal favorite moment is "At least I have hair faggot" out of nowhere on some random ass yugioh stream to a buddy. He thought it was such a good line and said it in the most smug gay way, it's funny every time. And of course he doesn't have the "oh shit, my bad" moment anyone with a hint of self-awareness would have, he knows he just got owned and he takes it like a bitch. And going back on twitter with the same self-righteousness immediately after, perfect Chibi moment.
What I love is how smug he looked after saying it and everyone losing their shit only to go on Twitter later and beg his homo overlords to forgive him. One of the million examples of Chibi being a disingenuous piece of shit.
Edit: I should've read the whole post before rephrasing half of it, my bad. Still gotta point out how deceitful a little fuck he is though.
does anyone think this is realistic? I've seen it mentioned a few times now....that would literally suck the biggest reason he has for doing it, the attention. he couldn't do his gay funeral, show off his gay, coat, scream like a retarded infant about a new videogame trailer, look all mopey from all the empathy he's sucking in. constantly crack s00per dope jokes on couches. he NEEDS to be seen, it's why he's so desperate to hover around anyone at an con. having some faggy anime robot eliminates all of that
I'm not saying thats what I think he is gonna do or is likely whats gonna happen, I'm just imagining what its likely the best thing that he could do that is actually achievable (because of course everyone is gonna say the best thing would be for him to ditch the internet, actually hit the gym, get good job and move on with his life, but that is never ever going to happen.).
But he of course will probably not do it, for the reasons you've said.
