Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 106 25.4%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 76 18.2%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 166 39.8%
  • Total voters
    417
I liked Nick's take on the Fuentes/Metokur show and he talked about it right away so I don't have to watch the rest of his stream.

Also Rekieta snubbed by @Null. Sad.
 
I'm not a Robot said:
Does Nick have a humiliation fetish?

Why else would he continue to entertain that balls or no balls autist. He's rejected requests before when he said he wasn't going to do 'daddy nooo' anymore. That was the end of it and I doubt hardly anyone even remembers or cares by now. I don't think you let it go on this long if you weren't getting some satisfaction from it. Even if he were 100% committed to reading every superchat, he doesn't have to stop the show to metaphorically whip out his dick and start jerking it on camera.
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He banned 'daddy no' memes - or rather refused to read them - because he was personally disturbed by the story connected to it. At the time he made a point to say he hates limiting what people can say, and that even then people could still do it, he just wouldn't participate. He has no trauma associated with the no balls question, so he has no reason to not participate. He's pretty close to a free speech absolutist, so it wouldn't make sense for him to make an exception just because he finds a meme or joke dumb. Also I've said it before, but as much as KF might find some of the super chat trends in Nick's chat annoying and cringe, it makes Nick a lucrative amount of money. If he turned on the speds in his chat, he'd just be attacking his own audience and would gain nothing meaningful in return.
 
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Allanon said:
He banned 'daddy no' memes - or rather refused to read them - because he was personally disturbed by the story connected to it. At the time he made a point to say he hates limiting what people can say, and that even then people could still do it, he just wouldn't participate. He has no trauma associated with the no balls question, so he has no reason to not participate. He's pretty close to a free speech absolutist, so it wouldn't make sense for him to make an exception just because he finds a meme or joke dumb. Also I've said it before, but as much as KF might find some of the super chat trends in Nick's chat annoying and cringe, it makes Nick a lucrative amount of money. If he turned on the speds in his chat, he'd just be attacking his own audience and would gain nothing meaningful in return.
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The balls question, when used on an appropriate guest, is fucking great. Chat is just retarded and tries to make everything one-size-fits-all
 
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Puff said:
The balls question, when used on an appropriate guest, is fucking great. Chat is just retarded and tries to make everything one-size-fits-all
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Really wasn't expecting The Lead Attorney to be so cool about it but he handled it great. Can't wait for him and Nick to do a stream together.
 
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Inception levels of Nick
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Also the video maker had a good joke:
"[Nick] whose blood alcohol content is so high that if you drop a match on his paper cut it would look like a Michael Bay movie."
 
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Puff said:
The balls question, when used on an appropriate guest, is fucking great. Chat is just retarded and tries to make everything one-size-fits-all
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There's always going to be one idiot with a malfunctioning sense of humor and $2. Alternatively, the times it's actually funny are accidental, like glancing at a broken clock at the exact right time.
 
Watching last night's show.
Nick's gym teacher touched him, or at least stared at his dick, didn't he?
 
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I'm not a Robot said:
Nick should've seen this coming when everyone went with Legal Byte's "Law Tube" suggestion over his vehement opposition to the term.

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nick at 20k, bytes at 19k.
I don't think this is a legal-panel mutiny (lol pirate joke) - but a strategy to rotate the big cases as they come so all of the smaller channels get to have a "rittenhouse" and blow up, this will work until someone gets butthurt when they get skipped (I'm betting kurt, since he has the lowest emotional maturity of the group, as someone on kf said, the "eyore routine" is nawt a turn on)
 
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GhostButt said:
nick at 20k, bytes at 19k.
I don't think this is a legal-panel mutiny (lol pirate joke) - but a strategy to rotate the big cases as they come so all of the smaller channels get to have a "rittenhouse" and blow up, this will work until someone gets butthurt when they get skipped (I'm betting kurt, since he has the lowest emotional maturity of the group, as someone on kf said, the "eyore routine" is nawt a turn on)
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They have been trading spots all day and frankly Legalbytes is the perfect fit for this case. She also gets the benefit of being more appealing to the fragile woman demo as Nick jokes completely puts those people off. Multiple times a superchatter has said how she like legalbytes' channel because it's not full of 'misogyny' like the 'other channels.'
 
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That Johnny thousand-yard stare

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Potatoherder said:
They have been trading spots all day and frankly Legalbytes is the perfect fit for this case. She also gets the benefit of being more appealing to the fragile woman demo as Nick jokes completely puts those people off. Multiple times a superchatter has said how she like legalbytes' channel because it's not full of 'misogyny' like the 'other channels.'
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At the end of the day people will like Nick, other people won't.

And it's great that the people who don't like Nick, but still support his position (e.g. Heard is a bitch who destroyed Depp) have a channel that fits them better.
 
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Jreindeer said:
Ahh Barnes…..Barnes will forever be the most annoying dude in law tube to me. I will never get over his ass hurt from the Rittenhouse trial.
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"It all comes down to jury selection!"

Rittenhouse or Depp???

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The guest wars continue
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One female lawyer, surrounded by white guys.
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