𝕏 / Twitter / X, the Social Media Platform Formerly Known as Twitter / "MUSK OWNS TWITTER"

[Baloney Face]

Speculation: For the right price Musk will sell it to whoever for quick profits. Someone will have that price.

 

[BaconBoobs]

Actually they will be going to Facebook.

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Going to Facebook for free speach? Are they actully retarded?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the news tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Elon buying Twitter? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want some horny Indian to be president and fix this broken platform. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was doing so well on the stock market???? This is so fucked.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Elon is a faggot but I would enjoy him running Twitter in the ground just to troll the trannies, that is the best case scenario

 

[Tasty Tatty]

That's an odd example. Technically would kids have free speech? They are legally under the control of their parents.

One of my kids already got 18, he still has rules to follow and things he cant say.

My point is, free speech and rules are different issues.

 

[Kerry]

I don't think anything's gonna change. Twitter is still going to be shit.
But a potential mass exodus could be entertaining to witness.

 

[ink]

The Babylon Bee is back: https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee

(Crosspost from the other thread.)

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

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When will retards understand that free speech includes the people you don't like and things you don't like.

 

[Tom Myers]

Time to release the frens.

 

[John Furrman]

Cenk has a moment of sentience

 

[M3xus]

I wondered what the odd screeching I heard on the wind was.

I don't expect any changes. Color me surprised if he makes it pleasant to browse.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

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Cenk has a moment of sentience

They are leaving in spirit.

 

[I Love Beef]

Will I be able to call brave M to F a man without being banned? Will I be able to say Nigger without being banned?

I did this once, the results were exactly as expected

 

[Phimosis Jonisis]

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Why is it that every time I see that bald faggot he's coping seething and dilating lmao

 

[Baloney Face]

I still have yet to see the people being against this decision explain why it’s okay for Jeff Bezos to still own the Washington Post.

I'll give that a shot. Because he kept it in business (when it was failing) and didn't change it.

 

[NotFatChild]

You're getting too cocky, shitpostbros. Elon could be a monkey's paw.

Impossible, the only interaction I have with twitter is watching my favorite lolcow fatrick tomlinson reply literally to every troll who @s him on it. I've already won because he's seething.

Anything else elon does doesnt effect me because I don't use it.

 

[Hitman One]

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Is there a word for the situation where Drumpf is clearly a fucking retard but because he makes these cucks so, so incredibly mad that he's done a complete 180 and I'd be lying if I said he wasn't based?

 

[Titos]

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What exactly is he getting at? OYYYY VEYYYYY

 

[Aidan]

This isn't good news...
...brace yourselves because this is probably the beginning of the end of Twatter.

How is this not good news?

 

[Snigger]

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Cenk has a moment of sentience

I didn't think this was possible