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[Not Prower]

Grimes, I listen to ur music religiously... but please. Can u like.... try and talk to ur baby daddy about being less publicly retarded?

That would require her to have a level of self awareness that isn't possible.

 

[b0x]

Grimes, I listen to ur music religiously... but please. Can u like.... try and talk to ur baby daddy about being less publicly retarded?

Elon Musk has always been like that.

 

[Neil]

Seriously though when this man gets out of his 25 year long Adderall + Percocet + Zoloft + Lithium + Benadryl + Vitamin C bender do you think he will remember or regret all the crazy shit he's done?

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Hey, leave the man alone. He got cucked out of his BPD manic pixie dream girl by a fucking post-op tranny, he needs to feel control again somehow.

Personally I don't like this at all, not because of Elon buying it but how it's increasingly apparent that monopoly laws mean jackshit now with every billionaire or major corporation just buying everything.

Like I doubt he'll actually do anything to improve twitter as a service, but if he actually does do good, well good for him.

That's my main problem with this (besides Elon being an unlikable manchild faggot who called an innocent man a pedo for saving children before he could), and when I hear shit like Disney buying Marvel, Fox, etc or Microsoft buying up (x) game company. Media monopolies are growing larger and larger with a smaller pool of people controlling things.

An edit button would be cool and all but I think this is mostly just going to be a way for Elon to grow his wealth and maybe unban a few of his friends or keep them from being banned.

 

[Clint Torez]

♫ He shook your nerves and he rattle your brain
Too much twitter drives a "woman" insane
He broke your will, but what a thrill
Goodness gracious, great salt of Elon ♫

♫ I laughed at trannys 'cause I thought it was funny
He came along and you noosed up honey
I've changed my mind, this Elons fine
Goodness gracious, great salt of Elon ♫

♫ Mald em, Elon, ooh, feels good
Mald em, Elon
Well, you'll still use it like a tranny should
You're not fine, so die
Got to tell this world that you're gonna cry, cry, cry, cry ♫

♫ You chew your nails and then you twiddle your wound
You're real nervous, but it sure is funny
Come on, Elon, drive them crazy
Goodness gracious, great salt of Elon ♫

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

Is there going to be some sort of salt harvesting thread?

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I think this is a glimpse of what Twitter will become.
From some rabid SJW breeding ground to an Elon Musk worship chamber. You'll see banhammers getting dropped left and right, if his previous track record regarding criticism says anything. Just wait until the THC wears off, and he'll somehow make Twitter even worse. I don't trust that cracker one bit. But then again, maybe Twitter is just doomed to be trash.

In any case, it seems like the far right does seem to kinda like Elon, so that will be interesting. If we see an exodus from Parler to Twitter, I don't even want the SJWs and tankies get banned. I just want to see these schizos and the far right schizos engage in their schizo fights, hopefully doxxing each other as well! And then bet on who gets doxxed first, who doxxes who and how many people does someone doxx in a certain amount of time.

Does anyone know what did our lord and savior Terry Davis think about Elon? What would his reaction be to all this?

 

[Gimmick Account]

If people are having fun and talking about something, there's always going to be a bunch of doomer posts telling you why what you're laughing at or enjoying won't last and it's ackshually worse than you think because you haven't big brained yet to think on their level. Every thread, every site, same shit. This is funny. Laugh. It's that simple.

We also have actual glowshills who feed the abundant idiots. Every Musk thread is full of people who've internalised Reddit astroturfing.

He shouldn’t ban them, that would be too easy.

He already said he's not gonna ban em, that being the whole free speech idea.

This is great and everything but it's just a return to the days of being able to flame people to keep a lid on the retardation. Overshooting by banning npcs would just perpetuate them.

 

[DamnWolves!]

No. I do not support your troonish ways nor online prostitutes.

I would like us all to stop pretending like prostitution is the same as getting a job in accounting.

You Twitter "sex workers" are all degenerates whores and if you got murdered, you would deserve it for throwing away the nice life your parents tried to make for you so you could buy Chanel bags once a month until you hit the wall.

Get shit on by another Saudi oil sheik.

 

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"Listen. I'm a veteran of Tumblr." not really helping your case, chuckles

 

[The Last Stand]

Isn't it funny how none of these people said a thing about TikTok being a Chinese funded company?

 

[Super-Chevy454]

This is great and everything but it's just a return to the days of being able to flame people to keep a lid on the retardation. Overshooting by banning npcs would just perpetuate them.

Indeed and perhaps maybe, that's the npcs want to became martyrs.

Btw, that old meme might fit how the npcs feels now.

 

[Gimmick Account]

That would require her to have a level of self awareness that isn't possible.

Stop having opinions about cartoon characters.

 

[Sperghetti]

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That's a shockingly realistic take from ol' Kevin.

 

[LazloChalos]

Why is it always the "financially challenged" the first to offer investment advice to people who are financially successful?

 

[Fareal]

Twitter is a private company and is not subject to the First Amendment. Many people are about to really learn what that statement means.

Also, that kid who uses his Twitter to track Musk’s private jet may as well scramble his password right now, that shit is over.

 

[KonradCruise]

Elon should have used all 44 billion dollars to build me a personal palace of terra spanning the entirety of the everest mountain range, get me and all 300 theoretically impossible generations after me gender affirming surgery, pay off my college debt, pay random black people for no reason, give me 1bn pocket change to taunt Mr.Beast, buy me a harem, make me successful with women, end russia, end climate change, end world hunger, end nazis, end gamergaters and buy me all the funko pops and collectors edition video games ever.

What an evil, wasteful, racist bigot smh smh fr .

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

The "Twitter is a private company, so they can do whatever they want" crowd seems really butt blasted over this lol

 

[The Last Stand]

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"Listen. I'm a veteran of Tumblr." not really helping your case, chuckles

>devalue Twitter



Yeah, okay.

 

[I've Seen Some Shit]

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"Listen. I'm a veteran of Tumblr." not really helping your case, chuckles

Anyone who calls themselves a "veteran of Tumblr" and looks like that more than definitely left Tumblr because the nsfw ban got rid of all the child pornography blogs they were following.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Can someone please show me the fucking proof he's a white supremacist?

I ask something similar on Discord (they claimed he was pro-segregation), and a couple of people replied with this link.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2022/feb/10/california-sues-tesla-over-racial-segregation-claims-at-factory

http://archive.today/0iKZF

The article doesn't say what happened or what the verdict was.

 

[The Ugly One]

I think this is a glimpse of what Twitter will become.
From some rabid SJW breeding ground to an Elon Musk worship chamber. You'll see banhammers getting dropped left and right, if his previous track record regarding criticism says anything. Just wait until the THC wears off, and he'll somehow make Twitter even worse. I don't trust that cracker one bit. But then again, maybe Twitter is just doomed to be trash.

Twitter is so bad that it can't be ruined. Even its destruction would make it better. The important thing is that libs are extremely mad right now, and making libs mad is funny.