𝕏 / Twitter / X, the Social Media Platform Formerly Known as Twitter / "MUSK OWNS TWITTER"

[Full Race Replay]

When Trump was banned what happened to all the professional shills like the Krassensteins that responded to every single tweet? NFT scams?

Assenstein bros already got their asses banned from twitter way before 2021

 

[So It Goes]

Twitter is gonna be liberal and progressive white people crying until the end of time over shit that doesn't matter in the wake of this purchase. So how much has really changed?

 

[Matt Damon]

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Are NPCs actually saying this? I don't understand how that would work even on a logistical level.

 

[The Ancestor]

It would be funny if the kid behind the Elon private jet account got blamed for this. Should have taken the five thousand, not all of Twitter suffers because of you.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

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Now this is art.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Elon Musk is only based if he adds a Twitter-fediverse bridge.

 

[XYZpdq]

I honestly don't mind that he's a liberal, he's from Brooklyn after all. It's just those Movie Bob-tier takes that are just, well, deflating.

yeah, iirc Frank had similar disappointing "lol chris christie sure is fat lolamirite" half-assed takes
the common cycle on the Satellite News comments section would be a story of "Frank Has Gig" and then somebody in comments would point out that his stuff wasn't very well-executed, then somebody would go "you're just angry because he's making fun of your team" and then the shit would be on
so eventually they just stopped covering Frank's gigs

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Are NPCs actually saying this? I don't understand how that would work even on a logistical level.

Remember, most of these people literally don't understand how any of this works. Musk buying twitter, taking it private, making it successful, then bringing it back public five years from now would be a pump and dump scheme to them.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

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Y'mean the climate change an electric car would prevent? You know; the ones he sells?

You fucking idiot.

 

[MrCunt]

What a joke. So much for him going to make his own, Which he knew he couldnt do because the retard hasnt had an original thought in his entire life.
Twitter adspace to advertise that failed solar company.

 

[LUNEKO]

Y'all need help. Pathetic.

What you clutching your pearls for? though you where better than that

 

[Full Race Replay]

Funny that people keep bringing that up because when Elon left the united nations on read, they do what they always do...absolutely fucking nothing.

Also, stop suggesting twitter fediverse bridge, retards.

 

[doesnotglow]

Assenstein bros already got their asses banned from twitter way before 2021

Holy fuck I was right.

They literally went from Trump replying to NFT scamming.

https://twitter.com/hkrassenstein

 

[Drain Todger]

Ahh, the salt. I want to lay down in it and make salt angels.



Robert Reich last year:

Robert Reich now:

 

[Random Internet Person]

 

[Oxyjen]

I wish Bill Corbett would stop disappointing me, my poor old heart can't take it.

Hah, it’s not just me then! He insta-blocked me years ago because I dared to disagree with his assertion that Eddie Izzard is funny and talented.

 

[Matt Damon]

What you clutching your pearls for? though you where better than that

It's @The Last Stand . He has the worst, faggiest takes on literally everything.

 

[Lester Jones]

Grimes, I listen to ur music religiously... but please. Can u like.... try and talk to ur baby daddy about being less publicly retarded?

Grimes is dating Bradley Manning

https://pagesix.com/2022/03/11/grimes-dating-leaker-chelsea-manning-after-elon-musk-breakup/

 

[Beavis]

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Only twitter though