𝕏 / Twitter / X, the Social Media Platform Formerly Known as Twitter / "MUSK OWNS TWITTER"

[MeltyTW]

If you said you liked pancakes they'd call you out for hating waffles.

after they just got done praising flapjacks.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Liberals RN.



This is fucking amazing.

>implying anyone knows what you mean

 

[Sheryl Nome]

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math hard

 

[Lookie-lou]

LITERAL HOLOCAUST

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literal music to my ears, given what they did with acceptance; they deserve to be hounded off social media.
Best part is there is zero moral ding. They will run away long before any actual trolling[IE disagreements/criticisms] shows up; as they cannot survive outside of a tightly controlled hugbox.

 

[b0x]

I'm sure it will be a slightly more tolerant platform then it is now, but it will come at some sort of cost or compromise. Like we know Elon is very much fixated on having a digital ID system in place based on previous statements he's made.

I'm just happy to see the platform burn, even for just a little bit, so the rats can jump ship.

The issue there is, it's not a binary problem. There are a multitude of individuals and companies who are currently looking into digital ID's and even implanted ID's. It isn't whether if it will or will not happen. It's about who will make it happen.

 

[Matt Damon]

LITERAL HOLOCAUST

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"We should be the ones controlling speech, not some billionaire!"

Jesus Christ. Not "speech should be free", but WE should be the ones controlling it. Curtailment of speech is totally cool as long as I'M the one who's deciding what's allowable.

I hope every fucking one of these trannies neck themselves.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

OH NONONONONO
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Fake news, unfortunately:

 

[The Last Stand]

Dumbest bitch in American politics tbh. Democracy is when Democrats control all speech on Twitter. They play by the rules you spent your career shaping and the laws written by lobbyists you endorsed without reading. You are literally a fucking politician. They party you represent is Goldman Sach's bitch, good luck with the wealth tax. Accountable = Democrats run all companies in a one party CCP-style scheme. She took campaign contributions from Google for fuck sake. Boomerdems jesus fucking christ, it's a miracle they can breathe on their own without machines.

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Hey, you want Twitter, counter his offer.

 

[NerdShamer]

OH NONONONONO
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That'll make an great April Fools joke.

 

[Glowie]

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These retards think that they have authority and high earners can do what they want with their money.
Of course it doesn't apply their rich idols.

 

[Xolanite]

You think Twitter will go the way of toys r us? The guy gives the site a ton of debt that won’t get paid off?

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

>implying anyone knows what you mean

Gouhara Yui from Pieta is basically an image of the privileged left who hate Christians predicted back all the way in 2004.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

This is pretty fantastic, a massive blow to the zionists. I doubt Elon will start letting people say nigger or something, but Twitter has been a total retard factory for years and any change will be an improvement. Elon specifically stated he wanted to start allowing free speech. If we're lucky, this could be a major shift for the world in the right direction.

 

[doesnotglow]

A hacker managed to capture part of the Twitter staff zoom call today.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1518690906857250821

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Now I'm just imagining some tranny janny trying to get into the code desperately

I'm only 14 pages in and taking everything in, but I hope Elon has completely bum rushed the company with his own minions to preserve documents and communications from being destroyed.

 

[Berrakh]

Just build your own twitter huehuehue

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

If I had $44 billion to blow, there are a lot of things I'd rather buy than Twitter. I'd buy me a goddamn missile silo and a submarine pen and a flying motorcycle and an armory full of gold-plated rifles and various other supervillain GTA Online protagonist things.

$44 billion for a shitpost is fucking incredible.


What Dan Rather just said, in all its grotesque liberal paternalism, is actually far more bullshit than what that random nobody replied to him with. A civil war starting in America is a real, practical concern that affects all people, of all creeds.

Dan Rather is almost in a reverie. A superstitious trance. Literally everything he says in that one tweet drips with ivory-tower elitism. Allow me to translate the subtext.

I stop scrolling, I look up from my phone, and out the window. = I'm too much of an egotist to admit defeat, so instead, I'll pretend to be better and bigger than this by invoking John Lennon-esque imagery of global brotherhood and universal mystery. Just picture Negro Space Guy expanding endlessly in front of you. Carl Sagan, Carl Sagan, Carl Sagan. I'm not as smart as Carl Sagan, but I'll still blither on about motes of dust suspended in sunbeams. The rest of this tweet is going to be magnetic fridge poetry.

I see a complicated but beautiful world. = The world is too complicated for plebeians to understand. The New World Order isn't real, it's all just various people of different backgrounds selfishly pursuing their own interests. There is no one at the wheel. Everything is aimless. I am powerless. And yet, I used to be told by the powerful exactly what to tell the plebs to believe about every issue, so I should technically know better.

It's still going to be there no matter who owns Twitter. = Progressive causes will still march on. At least I can take refuge in the emotional security of the collective, no matter how uncomfortable Elon Musk owning Twitter makes me feel.

And we'll continue to find ways to live in it, talk about it, and share with each other our thoughts, fears, and dreams. = And share our mukbangs, our awkward Segway rides, and our pointless opinions with each other on Funko Pops, craft beer, and artisanal bath bombs.

Why do liberals fucking talk like this? Pull the Goa'uld brain worm out of your ear, Dan Rather, you silly cunt.

I'm not a fan of Bush Jr., but Rather did no one any favors by intentionally reporting falsehoods about his military history and then pulling this sensationalist shit.

 

[Malt]

Careful, you fell for the bait. Hanania is a right-wing substacker, as is Michael Tracey:
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Tracey is actually not right wing. He has a bit of a contrarian reflex that puts him in line with Glenn Greenwald on most things. I'd put him in the 'taking advantage of the gaping journalistic vacuum created when journalists became activists' category.

Probably the main thing I'm really hoping for in this whole ordeal is the de-fucking de-editorialization of the trending/what's happening section. Twitter pushes their propaganda extra hard there. It was unbearable during the summer of peace. You can opt out of a lot of shit they push there, but some really annoying stuff you can't. It's either block the whole tab or read hyper-progressive slants on political/news events. Especially annoying when they add 'context' to organic trends to try to make you think the right way.

 

[oramge cat]

Rude. The only propaganda on the farms is for BRAVE, the best browser on the web.
Did you know that you can EARN crypto just by using it? And giving it to your favorite sites?
Wow, I sure love BRAVE and BAT.

You should all download brave, enable rewards, set a monthly contribution to KF, and literally get paid to support this website. I make like $10/month which isn't that much but I passively generate this income while sitting on my ass browsing the internet and it supports the site on top of that.

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don't threaten me with a good time

They can't ban trannies, how would we make fun of them if they weren't online?

 

[Colon capital V]

So is he gonna buy Reddit too considering they suck his dick over there?

I think that'd be kinda funny too.