Trashfire The Lolcow Uprising - Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

So much faggotry in one picture...

 

[Hüftpriester]

I'm laughing at the fact that the reason beersoy is positioned like that is because if he was standing up straight he will be the shortest guy.

He does that in all his photos to try and obscure his short stature. Kind of like a half assed squatting slav. The crouching cuck, if you will.

 

[Mikoyan]

“I don’t know who he is but I’ll bring him up for no reason like 5 times while I’m le debating Medicare. I’m not mad, I’m smart cause I have viewers, but he’s not smart cause he has more viewers. He’s a fake grifter just trying to get money for his white, catholic family by streaming and scamming his army of fanboys, btw groupers just got back from mass with Kami #christiskang!”

One little bit of credit: He's right about Barnes being kind of a lolcow.

Other than that it's funny. Rekieta is exactly what he professes to be. Other than trying to be Der Fuerher.

 

[The First Fag]

As of late, Nick and co. have been behaving identically to the far left SJW/Woke types that they claim to be against.

Horseshoe Theory 100

Remember...Nick has greenlit any tactic/attack on cozy.tv to get it offline. lol.

So has Ralph, in a way. All of these people ate gay. Nick especially.

I just don't get how they denounce Wigger Nationalism, when Ralph is just a wigger who isn't even a nationalist. And Nick went full wigger by saying criminals are cool, he might as well have started to rap about dealing and drinking.

That's all they got left. White nationalists are basically negative black stereotypes with vitiligo.

If Anglin's taking shots at the forum that's really funny. "Fanfic Farms" in particular is something Ralph coined. Imagine letting Ralph put anything in your mouth.

I'd make a fellatio joke, but we've seen the sex tape and we know there isn't that much to put in.

I don't know how any of Fuentes' followers aren't majorly perturbed by Nick's sickeningly enlarged ego.

Probably none since they are like the Killstream audience: bots or subhuman enough to be bots.

 

[The FedEx Pope]

Beersoy looks like he got wasted and passed out on the beach with no sunblock the day before. A very appropriate center piece for this photo.
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The pose you do after all the young men you hang around with fucked your ass in a gay booze-induced orgy

 

[Hot Dog]

Jesus Christ Nick was so fucking annoying in talking to Jim. Huffing your own farts and endlessly pontificating doesn't help your case.

 

[Wormy]

I just cannot understand how the flying fuck people this loathesome (aka Ralphamale and Tricky Nick) can accumulate a following.

Because they're salesmen and knows what sells in 2022. It works, and that's a depressing thing.

It's what the kids call "Being REAL". That's all you need for success. Make a segment of the population upset and angry, and ahoy matey, you're sailing the seas of success.

 

[H. H. Lovecraft]

Zoomers don't care about anything but the RATIIOOOOOO so Nick's having thousands of fans who would stand behind him no matter what immunizes him to any form of online embarrassment - and while the internet IS SRS BSNS for them (more than that, it's their life) - it's also mostly a popularity contest.

This goes a long way to explaining the current situation. Kino Casino is the hot new thing appealing to the right-wing internet, AF zoomers being no exception. Because they're the butt of the joke however they have no reference point for how to behave and it's causing them to lose their minds and spazz out (thus generating more content for KC). It's pretty funny IMO.

The only way it could get better is if we get a PPP vs. Nick debate but even a mongoloid like Nick must be self-aware enough to know that he'd only be attending his own funeral.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

I don't know how any of Fuentes' followers aren't majorly perturbed by Nick's sickeningly enlarged ego.

It really is a rare and exceptional case isn't it? I've only met two kinds of people that bad, and one is tenured, old ass professor who literally doesn't have time to explain things because men with funny hats have a lot of questions about what he did before operation paperclip. The other are surgeons literally in the operating theatre when a nurse is being a fuckup. And those surgeons always get torn to pieces later.
I know people have already said he's larping at being religious and this is where it seriously starts to come out. His behavior is completely out of line with a religious man. And no, filthy fucking catholics *spits*, I'm fully aware you get religious nutters who act similar, but they always use god as a bludgeon. No genuine, god fearing man is going to go "fuck the law fuck the government fuck you I'm the best" this much. These people literally claim to believe that every single action they take on this planet has eternal spiritual ramifications.

I remember this video that came out during a gulf war where someone fucked up big time and told an ac130 that the vehicles below were enemies who were about to blow his ass out of the sky. 12 seconds, 70 civilians, and half a ton of ammunition later he gets radio comms from screaming British special forces he's currently unloading on a bunch of literal women and children and the guys so close you can hear the delay from the ac130 firing vs the rounds going off, and this dude whose just been told he's gonna be shipped to The Hague in a body bag catches himself saying "god damn it" and corrects it to "god bless it" before throwing up on his microphone. That's how deep it should run here. These guys might go to church, but I bet their pastor doesn't know a single one of their names. Grumble grumble. Catholics. *spits*

 

[NicoFountaine]

The right hates us for dawksing their white brothers, the left hates us for deadnaming their queer folx and sisters, and yadda yadda. Very tiring.

That alone makes this site more white friendly AND inclusive than any other politically aligned hugbox out there. Brothers united in shitpost

 

[#KillAllPedos]

But saying stupid shit on the internet is not why he has no political career. It’s because the feds went after him.

Same with Sargon really. It wasn’t his internet shit that ended him. It was the fact that when he tried to do stuff IRL he did not take it seriously.

It’s both. Of course having feds up your ass will harm your chances of success. BUT, given Nick’s stated objectives, he should know that his words would be used against him in this way. He’s actually admitted this before, many times, so he has no excuse. Any way you slice it, Politics is about appealing to normies—non-autistic people with jobs, families, homes, businesses, normal interests, etc. You know, people who have skin in the game, and who vote? It’s not about appealing to incels, criminals, faggots, or anyone else in the current AF coalition. Irony and memes are only useful as tools to accomplish a goal, but nobody thinks Nick is being ironic anymore.

The nicest thing I can say about Nick at this point is that it’s possible (not probable, but possible) he’s doing all this on purpose, either because he’s turned federal informant, or because he’s actually on staff running some kind of a psyop. But if that’s the case, he’s a traitor to the people, and unworthy of his own skin. So he’s either an idiot, or a traitor. Ultimately, I still think it’s more likely that he just drank his own Kool-aid, and he can’t distinguish good ideas from bad ideas anymore. That tends to happen when you only engage with people who agree with you.

Like Sargon, the fact he thinks he has any political future after saying stupid shit on internet streams is peak autistic.

Now that you mention it, the other day I heard Nick say “...because I’m autistic...” Was he being serious? I know some people say this as a joke or a figurative expression, but I now realize some people in this sektur are indeed autistic. It’s weird because some of them are pretty good at speaking off the cuff—better than many normies. Is it possible Nick is actually autistic? It would explain a lot.

 

[smugrandomdouche]

Well, abandoned neglected zoomer wiggers of today are just dumb, irrational and impressionable and AF is the perfect refuge for them by many aspects.

Imagine you're 16, your hormones are telling you to run around and fuck, yet you can't run (fat and/or vidya gayms) and you can't fuck (dysgenic, incel, bum) so nobody takes you seriously in the real world, therefore you find yourself a shelter, a hugbox, a "movement" of Anal Fisters who are very Le Edgy they say the N word and sometimes it's the hard R oh shiiiiit.....and they tell you being a virgin is based, women are whores, Discord socializing is truly epic, IRL is gay, Khrays is Kang and of course - that super secret controversial edgy movement is led by the future president of the country who is so relatable (relatable moment, le zoomer relatable moment cute mommy tendies milk dumper funny zoomer parlance epic style) and once he gets ahold of power he will avenge your inceldom personally. B-b-b-based???

It feels boomer to say this and it's nice to be that old.
Back in my day, Incels either got the shit kicked out of them or got made fun to the point where they either:
-went the ralph/wigger christ in kaaang way
-became a T
- grew up
So it's really weird to see this little punk ass shit host a forum visited by sitting congress people yelling his ass off about being a proud incel virgin that's trying to save the white race.
Fuck, even Jesus knew some whores. Not the ralph way either.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Now that you mention it, the other day I heard Nick say “...because I’m autistic...” Was he being serious? I know some people say this as a joke or a figurative expression, but I now realize some people in this sektur are indeed autistic. It’s weird because some of them are pretty good at speaking off the cuff—better than many normies. Is it possible Nick is actually autistic? It would explain a lot.

If you are good at networking and expressing yourself then it's very unlikely you are an autist. The autistic lolcows usually come from doing pure social media shit with their orbiters being there to get some of their views.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

It feels boomer to say this and it's nice to be that old.
Back in my day, Incels either got the shit kicked out of them or got made fun to the point where they either:
-went the ralph/wigger christ in kaaang way
-became a T
- grew up
So it's really weird to see this little punk ass shit host a forum visited by sitting congress people yelling his ass off about being a proud incel virgin that's trying to save the white race.
Fuck, even Jesus knew some whores. Not the ralph way either.

Nick's incel shit is simply a cope, nothing more. He's gay, he doesn't want to come out of the closet but he wants to be with men. Nick has all the tools to talk a woman into bed except a burning desire for vagina. He has tried to suppress his longing for Catboy cock for so long that it is now, not seeping, but pouring through the facade. It's like the Titanic taking on water after hitting that iceberg, the suppressed homosexuality emanating off this Mexican child; It's like I woke up in Dragonball Z and I can sense the shit like Ki, don't even need the dragon gaydar.

in other words..... Nick is a faggot.

 

[Yeshua Moon]

I remember this video that came out during a gulf war where someone fucked up big time and told an ac130 that the vehicles below were enemies who were about to blow his ass out of the sky. 12 seconds, 70 civilians, and half a ton of ammunition later he gets radio comms from screaming British special forces he's currently unloading on a bunch of literal women and children and the guys so close you can hear the delay from the ac130 firing vs the rounds going off, and this dude whose just been told he's gonna be shipped to The Hague in a body bag catches himself saying "god damn it" and corrects it to "god bless it" before throwing up on his microphone.

How do I find this clip?

 

[KFC Manager]

The only way it could get better is if we get a PPP vs. Nick debate but even a mongoloid like Nick must be self-aware enough to know that he'd only be attending his own funeral.

As much as I'd love to see PPP slaughter nick, I feel like it would really be no different from the metokur "debate", talking in circles and more "you're mad!" -> "no YOU'RE mad!" gay shit. It's like talking to a brick wall, anyone with a half a braincell knows nick is a faggot at this point and there's nothing to gain out of it.

 

[Udders4Everyone]

As much as I'd love to see PPP slaughter nick, I feel like it would really be no different from the metokur "debate", talking in circles and more "you're mad!" -> "no YOU'RE mad!" gay shit. It's like talking to a brick wall, anyone with a half a braincell knows nick is a faggot at this point and there's nothing to gain out of it.

Im pretty sure PPP would probably get really pissed and actually call Nick out on the incell rhetoric and school Nick in front of everybody on scripture. This is my hypothesis as to why Nick feels threatened by him.

 

[Niggernerd]

Nick must be self-aware enough to know that he'd only be attending his own funeral.

I mean it's the same guy who ruined his own life larping as a white supremacist and saying gas niggers and kikes with his face out for all to see.

 

[Wormy]

I mean it's the same guy who ruined his own life larping as a white supremacist and saying gas niggers and kikes with his face out for all to see.

Here's the rub. He hasn't. I've pondered on this quite a bit the last couple of days.

If you want to be a sheep be sane. If you want to lead, be deranged.

Look at DSP. Look at the Pauls. Nick is doing similar, albeit in a different form. He KNOWS there's nothing we or anyone can do to keep him from his fanbase, from his own payola, and all he has to do is just slap a nice big fat "detractors" or "haters" or whatever on us, and his cult will keep supporting him. He also knows contrarianism is what dictates most people's loyalties in this day and age, and the fucker can play it like a violin. We're part of that puzzle. Our reactions are part of the plan.

This isn't the death of nationalism, it's harvesting fuel for it.

 

[FightenGnome]

As much as I'd love to see PPP slaughter nick, I feel like it would really be no different from the metokur "debate", talking in circles and more "you're mad!" -> "no YOU'RE mad!" gay shit. It's like talking to a brick wall, anyone with a half a braincell knows nick is a faggot at this point and there's nothing to gain out of it.

PPP was doing the whip and the nay-nay all over Riketa and Masterson. It was a complete clusterfuck but he managed to break them and was laughing the whole time as they raged at his nonsense. They have egos, but not as high as that of Nick.

PPP would break Nick. Nick has a huge ego and PPP would just clown all over him, pointing out every failure and about everyone he fucked over, laced with insults, and I doubt Nick would be able to be like "lol u mad" and wipe his hands. If he did, PPP would say something like "No Nick, you're mad because everyone can see you're a charlatan, a hack, a loser that nobody respects..." and he'd go right back into tearing Nick down.