Careercow Wil Wheaton + Felicia Day - The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Lol someone liked one of my posts in this thread so I wound up finding out about his asspat quest with his new autobigography of how he was basically parentally raped because his daddy didnt worship him enough n sheeit, and so I decided to waddle over to reddit to see whether he had tried to shill his shit there and wound up discovering this image...
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....how...I ask in all sincerity...how in the actual fuck do you manage to pull off a soyface while wearing a goddamn mask?!

It's the vacant soulless eyes.

 

[White Devil]

That cover and picture really speaks to how full of himself he is.

 

[Bob_]

So we just burn our copies of the first memoir now and pretend it doesn't exist?

And while the shirt he is wearing is kind of witty, technically Wil's should read "Step Dad" hahaha.

Cause, y'know, his wife has refused to breed with him.

 

[God and The Bear]

I'm confused, is it a new book or his original book with annotations about how everybody was mean to him?

 

[obsdj]

That cover and picture really speaks to how full of himself he is.

It's also (I assume) a reference to the Infinite Recursive Wheaton or whatever it was called. I think it was a T-shirt with a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture etc.

The huge pile of copies of this book behind him are also a testament to his ego. He'll end up having to buy most of them himself from the bargain bin to save them from being pulped.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Lol someone liked one of my posts in this thread so I wound up finding out about his asspat quest with his new autobigography of how he was basically parentally raped because his daddy didnt worship him enough n sheeit, and so I decided to waddle over to reddit to see whether he had tried to shill his shit there and wound up discovering this image...
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....how...I ask in all sincerity...how in the actual fuck do you manage to pull off a soyface while wearing a goddamn mask?!

That's a mystery in its own right.

 

[Baggywrinkle]

It's also (I assume) a reference to the Infinite Recursive Wheaton or whatever it was called. I think it was a T-shirt with a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture etc.

The huge pile of copies of this book behind him are also a testament to his ego. He'll end up having to buy most of them himself from the bargain bin to save them from being pulped.

Well I guess that makes sense, since at this point his career has turned into writing memoirs about writing memoirs. I think it goes: blog post -> book containing blog post -> blog post about book containing blog post -> book containing blog posts about book containing blog post....

 

[ShinyStar]

Lol someone liked one of my posts in this thread so I wound up finding out about his asspat quest with his new autobigography of how he was basically parentally raped because his daddy didnt worship him enough n sheeit, and so I decided to waddle over to reddit to see whether he had tried to shill his shit there and wound up discovering this image...
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....how...I ask in all sincerity...how in the actual fuck do you manage to pull off a soyface while wearing a goddamn mask?!

Is he wearing a shirt that says 'Dad Religion ' and then has a hand flipping the bird in a circle? Talk about broadcasting your issues...

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Lol someone liked one of my posts in this thread so I wound up finding out about his asspat quest with his new autobigography of how he was basically parentally raped because his daddy didnt worship him enough n sheeit, and so I decided to waddle over to reddit to see whether he had tried to shill his shit there and wound up discovering this image...
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....how...I ask in all sincerity...how in the actual fuck do you manage to pull off a soyface while wearing a goddamn mask?!

Everything about this picture is awful. All the childish games and toys in the background. The "Fuck You Dad!" t-shirt a middle-aged child is wearing. The same middle-aged child is wearing a mask, but is clearly soy grimacing into the camera. His graying and unkempt facial hair. The book he's holding off which is giving me immense "How do you do fellow geeks?" vibes. Even if I knew nothing about Wil Wheaton and this picture is the first thing I saw of him, I'd never want to be in the same building as him because he comes across as so shallow and annoying.

 

[Mola Ram]

Everything about this picture is awful. All the childish games and toys in the background. The "Fuck You Dad!" t-shirt a middle-aged child is wearing. The same middle-aged child is wearing a mask, but is clearly soy grimacing into the camera. His graying and unkempt facial hair. The book he's holding off which is giving me immense "How do you do fellow geeks?" vibes. Even if I knew nothing about Wil Wheaton and this picture is the first thing I saw of him, I'd never want to be in the same building as him because he comes across as so shallow and annoying.

The toys in the background are, I think, excusable in that he seems to be in the stockroom at a store, presumably one that was foolish enough to host a book signing. Everything else is horrendous. The background doesn't matter; Wil could be in front of the Bellagio fountain or the Sistine Chapel or the Arbeit Macht Frei gate at Auschwitz and he'd still be such a Soylord Supreme that ripe vaginas would turn to the Gobi Desert in his mere presence.

 

[Mikoyan]

What's that tattoo he's got?

 

[JohnMc]

Lol someone liked one of my posts in this thread so I wound up finding out about his asspat quest with his new autobigography of how he was basically parentally raped because his daddy didnt worship him enough n sheeit, and so I decided to waddle over to reddit to see whether he had tried to shill his shit there and wound up discovering this image...
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....how...I ask in all sincerity...how in the actual fuck do you manage to pull off a soyface while wearing a goddamn mask?!

I think the pretentious twat is actually wearing TWO masks.

 

[AnOminous]

I think the pretentious twat is actually wearing TWO masks.

Imagine being so soy-filled that not even two masks can hide the soy on your face.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Lol someone liked one of my posts in this thread so I wound up finding out about his asspat quest with his new autobigography of how he was basically parentally raped because his daddy didnt worship him enough n sheeit, and so I decided to waddle over to reddit to see whether he had tried to shill his shit there and wound up discovering this image...
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....how...I ask in all sincerity...how in the actual fuck do you manage to pull off a soyface while wearing a goddamn mask?!

Everything about this picture is awful. All the childish games and toys in the background. The "Fuck You Dad!" t-shirt a middle-aged child is wearing. The same middle-aged child is wearing a mask, but is clearly soy grimacing into the camera. His graying and unkempt facial hair. The book he's holding off which is giving me immense "How do you do fellow geeks?" vibes. Even if I knew nothing about Wil Wheaton and this picture is the first thing I saw of him, I'd never want to be in the same building as him because he comes across as so shallow and annoying.

It's the vacant soulless eyes.

It's the whole body posture, the photo is obviously staged but he doesn't sell confidant it's not just the eyes, it's the whole thing lack of musculature, stature, body pose, ear position and what he's wearing and also the environment he is in - He is in a bookshop a non threatening location surrounded by his own self fellating book and Star Wars, Lego and Kids games.

He appears totally non threatening, doesnt sell himself as a confidant person who is comfy in there own skin and is desperately seeking approval.

There is also the Self Approval thing, If you think about it for a second it makes sense when you see what he is holding and what he's doing he is posing holding a book towards the viewer with himself on the cover and looking like a maniac while doing so, implying he wants you to accept him and even to pay for the privilege. He wants YOU to accept HIM as somebody of note.

I'm confused, is it a new book or his original book with annotations about how everybody was mean to him?

It's mostly the original but with some annotations and storys others have chimed in on, it normally happens when someone has been a interesting figure held a public office or alike and lived a lot longer than they thought they would so needed to expand upon it or lived a life so interesting or unusual it covers more than a single volume.

This is just a cash grab, a obvious one at that.

BTW it has to burn him that they are casting people from other Sci-Fi insted of him not just old Trek cast in Picard, for the current trek era that's a snub. He's pissed off someone at Rodenberry Productions enough to blacklist him from modern trek who are desperately looking for any and all tie ins to old trek they can, and he's the cheapest of the bunch.

 

[Bob_]

BTW it has to burn him that they are casting people from other Sci-Fi insted of him not just old Trek cast in Picard, for the current trek era that's a snub. He's pissed off someone at Rodenberry Productions enough to blacklist him from modern trek who are desperately looking for any and all tie ins to old trek they can, and he's the cheapest of the bubunch.

Even though Wesley was never liked by anyone, there could be a cool modern arc where he is captaining his own starship or something and he guest stars helping his old mentor Picard.

He must have burnt ALL the bridges to not get a look in. And I am sure he would be the most cliched of divas and not worth the aggravation to work with.

 

[White Devil]

Even though Wesley was never liked by anyone, there could be a cool modern arc where he is captaining his own starship or something and he guest stars helping his old mentor Picard.

He must have burnt ALL the bridges to not get a look in. And I am sure he would be the most cliched of divas and not worth the aggravation to work with.

Captain Crusher of the S.S. Childfucker.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Even though Wesley was never liked by anyone, there could be a cool modern arc where he is captaining his own starship or something and he guest stars helping his old mentor Picard.

He must have burnt ALL the bridges to not get a look in. And I am sure he would be the most cliched of divas and not worth the aggravation to work with.

They have given that whole arc to Ramos in the new Trek era, he specifically said in one episode that Picard was his father figure.

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

ear position

I had to go back a page to see Wil Wheaton's ears again. Give me a clue what I'm looking for?

 

[Starscreams Cape]

Lol someone liked one of my posts in this thread so I wound up finding out about his asspat quest with his new autobigography of how he was basically parentally raped because his daddy didnt worship him enough n sheeit, and so I decided to waddle over to reddit to see whether he had tried to shill his shit there and wound up discovering this image...
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....how...I ask in all sincerity...how in the actual fuck do you manage to pull off a soyface while wearing a goddamn mask?!

It seems that picture is just begging to be photoshopped.

So many more interesting books for him to be showing off.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I had to go back a page to see Wil Wheaton's ears again. Give me a clue what I'm looking for?

Auto correct fucked me it should be eyes - but having said that his ears are tiny.