Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Luciusmaximus]

Using this group PPP is creating drama for the show

I think this idea is fucking insane and sours most of the video. The only interesting nugget i could dig out of it was that if who ever knew about the swatting knew about surfer that means who ever swatted them knew PPP did not live their, or they had some one with the knowledge that PPP was no longer living their was in the social group and probably brought it up.

Which means that the swatting probably did not come from ethan or af (why would swat a guest you are going to bring on)

This is purely observational though and should be taken as so which means that it could of been just a really stupid fucking move from AF/Ethan

 

[JCDenthog]

I think this idea is fucking insane and sours most of the video. The only interesting nugget i could dig out of it was that if who ever knew about the swatting knew about surfer that means who ever swatted them knew PPP did not live their, or they had some one with the knowledge that PPP was no longer living their was in the social group and probably brought it up.

Which means that the swatting probably did not come from ethan or af (why would swat a guest you are going to bring on)

This is purely observational though and should be taken as so which means that it could of been just a really stupid fucking move from AF/Ethan

I think a key mistake in their analysis is that all the "manufactured" content also has another thing in common: It's all Ralph related. The only interesting thing from Surfer is there might be more to the swatting than what meets the eye. I have my doubts but I'm open to the idea of a conspiracy.

 

[Sneeds_Sniggerly]

Is the next act in Ralph's life losing his finger?

 

[Retink]

I don't think the ring is fake, and I think they used the images I posted in the Ralph Twitter thread for the online ring prices and 14k stamp. The reality is rings aren't that expensive, at most it's a couple thousand but probably just a couple hundred, and just because it was bought a long time ago doesn't mean it's valuable as there was a lot of shit sold for overpriced values back then.

 

[Snickerdoodle]

Agreed his project mayhem stream was legitimately hilarious but he stopped doing that stuff to have 10 hour streams with the spergiest spergs that no one has ever heard arguing while he gets drunk and shows his ass and then bitches about Ashton. The golden gunts stream snipe with gahoole was just pathetic and he can call ppp a grifter and ppp’s grift is kind of gay but it’s pretty obvious that he is jealous of the money.

True. It’s unfortunate for me because I find him very funny at times. His best work since becoming a hero have been the more focused streams he did about Canadian politics and the coach stream where he has an actual topic to riff on.

As for tonight’s KC… that bit about Ralph’s ring getting stuck in the horses ass is the hardest I’ve laughed in months.

 

[pharaohwewuz]

I think this idea is fucking insane

Wouldn't put it past the guy that's just been going around bragging about the genius 4d chess gayfabe scheme he's orchestrated.

 

[Piranha Pleb]

I want the racial draft to never happen. It’s actually funny as a thing that will never be, because of the seethe it causes. Also Beardson is incredibly boring.

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

Take me to the c-c-cum road, Andy.

 

[dankeybong]

I can buy into the Swatspiracy because I can't think of anyone who benefits from swatting Surfer/PPP's former residence other than Kino Casino for propaganda points against AF. It's an interesting angle at least. Not so sure about Jesse playing 6D chess or whatever the rest of the video was about.

 

[Sammich]

I want to save you lovely people some time, and stress. I will condense down all of the post PPP surfer streams.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

I'm glad they finally got to the racial draft but the JF shit went on for way too long, I'm not sure why they think it's crazy JF buys diet pepsi in bulk, people buy stuff in bulk all the time, but they are treating like it's the craziest thing they've ever heard. They really made a mountain of a molehill with that one.
Also they need to calmdown with the P-P-P-PAID shit, they say it way too much now.

 

[3322]

what makes you think that people that find ppp entertaining wouldn't "admit" this? who would consider a guy who cant poop in a toilet their e-daddy?

Dude PPP has the same level of braindead fans that attack anyone who criticizes him as Jim does. Some dude literally came to my profile to yell at me after I made that post.

 

[Telecom]

If signal boot is not some 24 hour gayfabe, he's dropped 20k at the casino by this point. PPP and andy are beating some e-thots by this point

 

[Piranha Pleb]

Bruh how quickly do spergs develop parasocial relationships with grifters. Seriously asking your E-Daddy to baptize you? Just go to a local Church of your specific denomination.

 

[Noproblemo]

Imagine being Surfer, you stuck with this guy for years cleaning the shit off his toilet, earning a water filter salesman's wage between the two of you because he refused to grift. Then immediately after he leaves he gets paypigs donating a thousand+ every show.

 

[Mister Dongs]

It's a familiar arc with these sort of streams. A show takes off by virtue of their content and things are good, then they get so big the content itself falls victim to the constant disruption of the donos until the material slows to a sputtering stop-start trickle, until it reaches a point where any sort of rhythm or even sustained attention on a topic by either host or viewer is made impossible and the channel devolves into a series of midwit one-liners slipped in between monetary expressions of parasocial worship.

 

[dankeybong]

Watching Andy's process of forming a tweet live on air is magical.

 

[Snigger]

Gg letting me know dear leader was on Rekeita, much rather watch that than beardsoy

 

[Piranha Pleb]

PPP I know you’re reading this, tell Andy to stop talking about his fucking Twitter and ZOMG MY 17 RETWEETS. Also remind him of when he promised not to fucking drink wine on air a month or so ago.

Seriously this show started really strong with the live ring updating kino. But now it’s just a slog of this underwhelming ass racial draft. Andy is drinking and PPP has been low energy since hour 2. This is not helped by the boring ass Beardsoy coverage. Definitely the worst episode in weeks.

 

[Mister Dongs]

Gg letting me know dear leader was on Rekeita, much rather watch that than beardsoy

Not so much Beardsoy that's the problem, it's the teasing it for 20 minutes, taking 30 minutes to get through the 2 min intro due to being interrupted with sucking off their whale, before finally the 2 hour stuttering slog through, at most, half an hour of material. No content could sustain interest or momentum with that level of watering down.