Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

You think Amanda ever thinks about how she’s so much older and uglier than Ralph’s preferred age group, 14-22? (Not pictured, Nora, Alice, others unknown)

 

[Picard’sCock]

Meigh needs to deal with her receding hairline STAT.

When you’re as ugly as sin, as Meigh is, you need some hair to distract the eye from the fucked up face. She should get a minor cut and a major color job to create the illusion of thickness:

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But she needs a straight-up hair transplant to cover up the fact that she’s balding.

Looks like every Jew male actor from the last 30 years came in a jar and may came out after they left it in the sun for a week

 

[Soup Enjoyer]

Guys, when you go outside do you take your selfie stick with you and take pics and videos and post them EACH AND EVERY TIME?
Me neither. Weird.
Ralph you look like an even uglier fatter trisha paytas waddling around in public with a fucking selfie stick. Very womanly.
Also LOL at creeps telling Ralph he looks like he’s losing weight.
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PANTSU WHERES MAH SELFIE STICK! Fetch it for me. Dammit Pantsu!
My point still stands, stick or not.

To be fair I don't think gunt's arms are long enough to take a selfie with anyone so he has to use the stick.

 

[Fareal]

Meigh needs a fringe/bangs to cover up that forehead real estate and some long layers round the face to distract from the length of her jaw. Some layering in the back for volume would help. She needs a colourist. The base colour needs lightened and warmed to a warmer brown to lift her skin tone, and some highlighting/low lighting in dark caramel to give it some colour and life. Some lighter tones round the face would also help.

Brows need shaped. They aren’t wild for brows, but their current shape reinforces that strong brow bone she has going on. They need arched a touch and lightened to match the new hairdo. A lash tint and perm would open up her eyes some. She is not a person who can manage without a light reflecting concealer, so it’s time to get one and paint over those goddamn dark circles. She is sallow, so she needs a sweep of blush in the morning, also some more fresh air and sunlight wouldn’t hurt. She has a wide mouth, so that needs played down a little with a nice tinted gloss or a sheer lipstick rather than this emo shit she paints it with.

There does not seem to be a good skincare routine going on. A foam/water cleanser twice a day, light moisturiser in the morning, a serum after the bedtime cleanse and an exfoliation twice a week would honestly do her wonders. The better tier drugstore brands are superb now. I think you can get Nip and Fab online in the USA. It’s the Rodial drugstore range; their stuff for adult acne and/or their hyaluronic acid range would work well for her. Neutrogena have excellent gel moisturisers, and L’Oreal copy their own expensive Lancôme serums at a very keen price in their own range. She won’t see results overnight, but in a couple of months she could definitely see a considerable improvement.

She would genuinely look a lot less severe in the face and everywhere else if she gained fifteen pounds. She lacks a feminine softness in her looks and a bit of padding would help there.

It’s also time to try dresses, especially in warmer colours, and prints. All these t shirt and pant combos in blues and greys look like man clothes on someone so tall and angular, and emphasise the width of her shoulders. You can’t keep dressing like a slobby teen when you are a grown woman. Frankly a padded shaping bra would also be a plan. You can easily get the illusion of a couple of cup sizes out of one of those, which combined with a few extra pounds in the ass would feminise her figure drastically. Some necklaces or scarves, frankly some inexpensive but pretty accessories, would also help her general look a lot.

This “no maintenance I woke up like this” shit is only good for the young and the conventionally lovely. Everyone else needs a hairdresser and a beauty salon from time to time, and a goddamn full length mirror. You don’t have to try much to look like you put effort in, and since she will soon be in the market for a new boyfriend, better to get the new habits going now.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I just realized something funny. No proof of any of this but it was talked about that Amanda is going to school in RVA. There are a hand full of schools Meigh could attend but realistically and given the distance (and a free bus route included near her location) the most likely one would be VCU, Virginia Commonwealth University. If what the dude who knew Meigh said was true about her being in marketing it would make VCU the most likely option for business school.

Why do I bring this up? Well... I thought you guys would enjoy what the building name for VCU School of Business is

https://business.vcu.edu/#Contact

SNEAD!


Thought you all would get a chuckle out of that. There is a possibility it would be another school such as University of Richmond but given the distance and it being a private school with expensive tuition that is unlikely. I also doubt she is going to somewhere like Virginia Military Institute for Marketing.
There is a chance that she is going to some shit hole McUniversity like Southern University, ECPI, Bryan and strata, etc. which would be less funny and more tragic than Meigh going to the University with the silly building name for a real accredited degree.

VCU is mostly known for art/Medicine but they have decent programs for everything else. Best of Luck with the degree either way Meigh.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This “no maintenance I woke up like this” shit is only good for the young and the conventionally lovely.

I’d add that for those cursed with hideous features like hers, the only potential for something like beauty (or youth) centers around teeth and hair. She needs to go to the dentist. She needs to start brushing her teeth. She needs extensions for volume and PRP for her receding hairline, or a straight up hair transplant. Everything else is useless while those two things are in such an abysmal state of neglect and deterioration.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I just realized something funny. No proof of any of this but it was talked about that Amanda is going to school in RVA. There are a hand full of schools Meigh could attend but realistically and given the distance (and a free bus route included near her location) the most likely one would be VCU, Virginia Commonwealth University. If what the dude who knew Meigh said was true about her being in marketing it would make VCU the most likely option for business school.

Why do I bring this up? Well... I thought you guys would enjoy what the building name for VCU School of Business is
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https://business.vcu.edu/#Contact

SNEAD!


Thought you all would get a chuckle out of that. There is a possibility it would be another school such as University of Richmond but given the distance and it being a private school with expensive tuition that is unlikely. I also doubt she is going to somewhere like Virginia Military Institute for Marketing.
There is a chance that she is going to some shit hole McUniversity like Southern University, ECPI, Bryan and strata, etc. which would be less funny and more tragic than Meigh going to the University with the silly building name for a real accredited degree.

VCU is mostly known for art/Medicine but they have decent programs for everything else. Best of Luck with the degree either way Meigh.

I’d be shocked if Gunt trusted her to go out among younger, non-obese men at any local campus. If she’s “going to school” she’s just taking some online courses at some U of Phoenix or some shit.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I just realized something funny. No proof of any of this but it was talked about that Amanda is going to school in RVA. There are a hand full of schools Meigh could attend but realistically and given the distance (and a free bus route included near her location) the most likely one would be VCU, Virginia Commonwealth University. If what the dude who knew Meigh said was true about her being in marketing it would make VCU the most likely option for business school.

Why do I bring this up? Well... I thought you guys would enjoy what the building name for VCU School of Business is
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https://business.vcu.edu/#Contact

SNEAD!


Thought you all would get a chuckle out of that. There is a possibility it would be another school such as University of Richmond but given the distance and it being a private school with expensive tuition that is unlikely. I also doubt she is going to somewhere like Virginia Military Institute for Marketing.
There is a chance that she is going to some shit hole McUniversity like Southern University, ECPI, Bryan and strata, etc. which would be less funny and more tragic than Meigh going to the University with the silly building name for a real accredited degree.

VCU is mostly known for art/Medicine but they have decent programs for everything else. Best of Luck with the degree either way Meigh.

lol nigger VCU is an actual school. Ben Wallace went there. May is going to some bogus ass "trade" school to learn how to be a ragepig PR assistant.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Meigh needs a fringe/bangs to cover up that forehead real estate and some long layers round the face to distract from the length of her jaw. Some layering in the back for volume would help. She needs a colourist. The base colour needs lightened and warmed to a warmer brown to lift her skin tone, and some highlighting/low lighting in dark caramel to give it some colour and life. Some lighter tones round the face would also help.

Brows need shaped. They aren’t wild for brows, but their current shape reinforces that strong brow bone she has going on. They need arched a touch and lightened to match the new hairdo. A lash tint and perm would open up her eyes some. She is not a person who can manage without a light reflecting concealer, so it’s time to get one and paint over those goddamn dark circles. She is sallow, so she needs a sweep of blush in the morning, also some more fresh air and sunlight wouldn’t hurt. She has a wide mouth, so that needs played down a little with a nice tinted gloss or a sheer lipstick rather than this emo shit she paints it with.

There does not seem to be a good skincare routine going on. A foam/water cleanser twice a day, light moisturiser in the morning, a serum after the bedtime cleanse and an exfoliation twice a week would honestly do her wonders. The better tier drugstore brands are superb now. I think you can get Nip and Fab online in the USA. It’s the Rodial drugstore range; their stuff for adult acne and/or their hyaluronic acid range would work well for her. Neutrogena have excellent gel moisturisers, and L’Oreal copy their own expensive Lancôme serums at a very keen price in their own range. She won’t see results overnight, but in a couple of months she could definitely see a considerable improvement.

She would genuinely look a lot less severe in the face and everywhere else if she gained fifteen pounds. She lacks a feminine softness in her looks and a bit of padding would help there.

It’s also time to try dresses, especially in warmer colours, and prints. All these t shirt and pant combos in blues and greys look like man clothes on someone so tall and angular, and emphasise the width of her shoulders. You can’t keep dressing like a slobby teen when you are a grown woman. Frankly a padded shaping bra would also be a plan. You can easily get the illusion of a couple of cup sizes out of one of those, which combined with a few extra pounds in the ass would feminise her figure drastically. Some necklaces or scarves, frankly some inexpensive but pretty accessories, would also help her general look a lot.

This “no maintenance I woke up like this” shit is only good for the young and the conventionally lovely. Everyone else needs a hairdresser and a beauty salon from time to time, and a goddamn full length mirror. You don’t have to try much to look like you put effort in, and since she will soon be in the market for a new boyfriend, better to get the new habits going now.

Also, Ralph should install new carpeting and curtains in his house that's been boarded up by the city that probably has a leaky roof and rats in the walls.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Meigh needs a fringe/bangs to cover up that forehead real estate and some long layers round the face to distract from the length of her jaw. Some layering in the back for volume would help. She needs a colourist. The base colour needs lightened and warmed to a warmer brown to lift her skin tone, and some highlighting/low lighting in dark caramel to give it some colour and life. Some lighter tones round the face would also help.

Brows need shaped. They aren’t wild for brows, but their current shape reinforces that strong brow bone she has going on. They need arched a touch and lightened to match the new hairdo. A lash tint and perm would open up her eyes some. She is not a person who can manage without a light reflecting concealer, so it’s time to get one and paint over those goddamn dark circles. She is sallow, so she needs a sweep of blush in the morning, also some more fresh air and sunlight wouldn’t hurt. She has a wide mouth, so that needs played down a little with a nice tinted gloss or a sheer lipstick rather than this emo shit she paints it with.

There does not seem to be a good skincare routine going on. A foam/water cleanser twice a day, light moisturiser in the morning, a serum after the bedtime cleanse and an exfoliation twice a week would honestly do her wonders. The better tier drugstore brands are superb now. I think you can get Nip and Fab online in the USA. It’s the Rodial drugstore range; their stuff for adult acne and/or their hyaluronic acid range would work well for her. Neutrogena have excellent gel moisturisers, and L’Oreal copy their own expensive Lancôme serums at a very keen price in their own range. She won’t see results overnight, but in a couple of months she could definitely see a considerable improvement.

She would genuinely look a lot less severe in the face and everywhere else if she gained fifteen pounds. She lacks a feminine softness in her looks and a bit of padding would help there.

It’s also time to try dresses, especially in warmer colours, and prints. All these t shirt and pant combos in blues and greys look like man clothes on someone so tall and angular, and emphasise the width of her shoulders. You can’t keep dressing like a slobby teen when you are a grown woman. Frankly a padded shaping bra would also be a plan. You can easily get the illusion of a couple of cup sizes out of one of those, which combined with a few extra pounds in the ass would feminise her figure drastically. Some necklaces or scarves, frankly some inexpensive but pretty accessories, would also help her general look a lot.

This “no maintenance I woke up like this” shit is only good for the young and the conventionally lovely. Everyone else needs a hairdresser and a beauty salon from time to time, and a goddamn full length mirror. You don’t have to try much to look like you put effort in, and since she will soon be in the market for a new boyfriend, better to get the new habits going now.

That’s good advice but until she tries to force a smile and that snaggle tooth slaps you in the face. I don’t understand how an internet legend can’t afford an equine dentist for regular cleanings or an orthodontist for Invisalign.
Ralph I assume has given up on his own teeth years ago by the looks of it.

 

[Derpy]

I just realized something funny. No proof of any of this but it was talked about that Amanda is going to school in RVA. There are a hand full of schools Meigh could attend but realistically and given the distance (and a free bus route included near her location) the most likely one would be VCU, Virginia Commonwealth University. If what the dude who knew Meigh said was true about her being in marketing it would make VCU the most likely option for business school.

Why do I bring this up? Well... I thought you guys would enjoy what the building name for VCU School of Business is
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https://business.vcu.edu/#Contact

SNEAD!


Thought you all would get a chuckle out of that. There is a possibility it would be another school such as University of Richmond but given the distance and it being a private school with expensive tuition that is unlikely. I also doubt she is going to somewhere like Virginia Military Institute for Marketing.
There is a chance that she is going to some shit hole McUniversity like Southern University, ECPI, Bryan and strata, etc. which would be less funny and more tragic than Meigh going to the University with the silly building name for a real accredited degree.

VCU is mostly known for art/Medicine but they have decent programs for everything else. Best of Luck with the degree either way Meigh.

She seems more like a community college kind of chick.

 

[AltisticRight]

Any man that owns a selfie stick should have it rammed so far up his butt that it comes out of his mouth.

There should be a global ban on selfie sticks.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Any man that owns a selfie stick should have it rammed so far up his butt that it comes out of his mouth.

There should be a global ban on selfie sticks.

This existing helps me sleep a little better...

 

[Pomniman]

Any man that owns a selfie stick should have it rammed so far up his butt that it comes out of his mouth.

There should be a global ban on selfie sticks.

Sounds like a new genre for ip2 to explore.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Since Ralph’s babymamas seem to go for him because he looks just like their dad, I guess in a few years this gal might be next up in the rotation.

Is there a Ralph Clonus project somewhere?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Since Ralph’s babymamas seem to go for him because he looks just like their dad, I guess in a few years this gal might be next up in the rotation.
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Is there a Ralph Clonus project somewhere?

If only you knew how bad things really are.

 

[Fannyscum]

Ralph Pantsu celebrates the return of his her wignat twitter friends:


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[John Andrews Stan]

She seems more like a community college kind of chick.

Meigh is 100% that dumb ho who got kicked out of vocational school for huffing paint in the auto body repair shop.

 

[Alinktothefacts]

She seems more like a community college kind of chick.

It really would be a good fit for her, however she tried doing community college once, and she never ended up completing it. Sad really. She was so close to finishing and then Digi talked her out of it.

 

[Broadside]

My God, I really do fucking hate Americans...