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Meet Janer, an insecure Turkcow who hates it whenever anyone brings up his homosexuality, low sperm count, receding hairline, Gayreek heritage or when people call him "Τζιάνέρ". He is an theatrecow and failed influencer who makes a living streaming his heated gamer moments and cosplaying genderbent visual novel characters at the expense of his daily allowance. At the age of 7, Janer was introduced to the Street Fighter franchise and has maintained an obsession to it and all of its derivative media over the years; the obsession would get so bad at times that he would start dissociating and imagining he was actually Ryu from Street Fighter.
Janer spends most of his free time larping as cartoon characters and giving too much attention to the trolls, he often copes by deflecting insults hurled his way and bragging about how straight and masculine he is while simultaneously genderbending the big tiddy lady from resident evil.
Janer's obsession with Mortal Kombat and Doki DokiWaku Waku Literature Club has also been cockcumented documented on several occasions, be it cosplaying even more rule 63 characters, inventing his own OC husbandos or animating mortal kombat sex in Miku Miku Dance.
When he isn't cosplaying and making shitty source animations or wearing maid dresses, Janer is hard at work watching garbage reality TV and markiplier videos. Janer has an unhealthy obsession with Survivor Turkey and Who Wants to be a Billionaire stemming from an acquired cope response to his own inadequacy; the delusion became so extreme that he actually decided to apply his lazy, unathletic, down syndrome ass for both competitions, but, to no one's surprise, never heard any word back from the competition organizers. Frustrated by the lack of response, Janer would turn to his favorite pastime of masturbating furiously to Markiplier's gay soy grin.
Like most roaches, Janer is a flamboyant, unabashed faggot (but don't mention this in front of him, as he is very insecure about his homosexuality
). Despite never having talked to a single girl in his life, Janer would maintain his superior heterosexuality for all to see, even when his compatriots back in Turkey would rather take turns railing his ass like a bullet train. Janer will do anything to avoid being called a homo, including linking lewd porn of ryu fucking other women (why he always finds a way to include ryu in his sexual fantasies is a mystery). Janer has gone on to claim, on multiple occasions, that he is sex-negative, despite proclaiming his love for porn to his audience of 2 roaches.
At the end of the day, Janer is a gender-confused, insecure, balding half-greek half-roach with a hardon for his own father. Inshallah, he does not become Chris Chan and fuck his parents
Janer spends most of his free time larping as cartoon characters and giving too much attention to the trolls, he often copes by deflecting insults hurled his way and bragging about how straight and masculine he is while simultaneously genderbending the big tiddy lady from resident evil.
Janer's obsession with Mortal Kombat and Doki Doki
When he isn't cosplaying and making shitty source animations or wearing maid dresses, Janer is hard at work watching garbage reality TV and markiplier videos. Janer has an unhealthy obsession with Survivor Turkey and Who Wants to be a Billionaire stemming from an acquired cope response to his own inadequacy; the delusion became so extreme that he actually decided to apply his lazy, unathletic, down syndrome ass for both competitions, but, to no one's surprise, never heard any word back from the competition organizers. Frustrated by the lack of response, Janer would turn to his favorite pastime of masturbating furiously to Markiplier's gay soy grin.
Like most roaches, Janer is a flamboyant, unabashed faggot (but don't mention this in front of him, as he is very insecure about his homosexuality
). Despite never having talked to a single girl in his life, Janer would maintain his superior heterosexuality for all to see, even when his compatriots back in Turkey would rather take turns railing his ass like a bullet train. Janer will do anything to avoid being called a homo, including linking lewd porn of ryu fucking other women (why he always finds a way to include ryu in his sexual fantasies is a mystery). Janer has gone on to claim, on multiple occasions, that he is sex-negative, despite proclaiming his love for porn to his audience of 2 roaches.At the end of the day, Janer is a gender-confused, insecure, balding half-greek half-roach with a hardon for his own father. Inshallah, he does not become Chris Chan and fuck his parents
Caner'le tanışın. Kendisi Street Fighter'dan Ryu olduğunu iddia edip duruyor. (Bu konuda susmayı da bilmiyor)
1998 doğumlu, Giresun'lu ve şuan İzmir'de yaşayan Caner, Asperger'li Turkroach'dan başka bir şey değil. Düşük bütçeli cosplaylerle, yarışma programlarıyla, Frozen, Markiplier, FNAF, DDLC ve League of Legends ile takıntılıdır kendisi. 2017'den beri Youtube'da reaksiyon videoları yapıyor ve son senelerde rezalet cosplaylerini internete göstermekle meşgul. Genellikle Ryu, Scorpion ve Sub-Zero gibi karakterleri milyonlarca defa cosplaylemiş ve onlarla ilgili Vine tarzı skeçler çekmiştir.
Manisa CBÜ Müzik Bölümü'nde okuduğunu iddia ediyor ama konservatuar okuyan biri için oyunculuğu cidden kötü. İzleyip kendiniz kararınızı verin:
Belli olmayan bir nedenden dolayı, küçüklüğünden beridir Caner'in Ryu olan büyük bir takıntısı var. Ryu'yu her konuşmanın içine sokma kabiliyeti var. Bu takıntısı yüzünden Ryu'yu bütün diğer oyun karakteri kızlarla shipliyor. MMD kullanıp Ryu veya Scorpion ile dans ve seks videoları yapıyor. İnternetteki diğer insanları Ryu ile ilgili video veya çizim yapmaya taciz ettiği, aksi söylendiğinde de agresif bir tavırla cevap verdiği de biliniyor. Youtube dislikeları gizlemeden önce dislikelar ile ilgili insanlara beyinsiz, mal, hater orospu evlatları dediği de görülmüştür. Hiçbir şekilde eleştiri kaldıramıyor ve babası Hicabi Akçay'ın evinde kostümlerini giyerek yarışma programlarını seyrediyor.
Yarışma programlarını onun elinden almaya kalkarsanız cidden sinirleniyor. Maske Kimsin Sen programı kaldırıldığı için insanlara gerizekalı dediği video hemen burada:
Böyle saçma sapan TV şovlarını izlemek tam bir Turkroach kafası ve bununla beraber Survivor Türkiye gibi programları izleyenlerin okuma-yazma oranı gayet düşük. Caner bu yarışma programlarını başka bir seviyede ciddiye alıyor. Kim Milyoner Olmak İster'e Whatsapp'tan başvuru yaptı ama tabi ki cevap alamadı. Yarışma programlarına giremeyince tek işi ya cosplay yapmak ya da uyumak.
Caner'in muhteşem fotoğrafları:
Evet gördüğünüz şey doğru. Caner Sub-Zero kostümü ile ilk BioNTech dozunu aldı. 40 yıl düşünsem Mortal Kombat kostümüyle Covid aşısı olmak aklıma gelmez amk
Bunlara ek olarak Caner'in her diğer incel gibi pedofili olma yolunda hamleler yapmıştır. Normal insanda görülmeyecek düzeyde homofobikliği de görülmüş ve bu yüzden çoğu oyun topluluğundan atılmıştır:
Yukarıdakilerinin hepsinin kendi ekran görüntüsü olduğunu da belirteyim.
Günün sonunda Caner otistik bir incel'den başka bir şey değildir. Her ne kadar seviyesi Erdem Alsırt kadar olmasa da günün birinde bombayı patlatmasını ve ondan süt sağmayı merakla bekliyoruz.
"PORNO SEVERİM!!"
Caner'in sosyal medya hesapları ve babası:
His discord: [Caner]Ryu#1930
His current discord server: https://discord.gg/uHJ69TT6
His youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/CanerAkçay
His facebook: https://www.facebook.com/caner.akcay.589
His twitter: https://twitter.com/CanerAkcay4?s=09
His deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/canerakcay
His instagram: https://www.instagram.com/caner.akcay.1998/
His pinterest:
His father Hicabi Akçay: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1529037753
His current discord server: https://discord.gg/uHJ69TT6
His youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/CanerAkçay
His facebook: https://www.facebook.com/caner.akcay.589
His twitter: https://twitter.com/CanerAkcay4?s=09
His deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/canerakcay
His instagram: https://www.instagram.com/caner.akcay.1998/
His pinterest:
His father Hicabi Akçay: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1529037753
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