Proper Endings for Pedos? - The Best Tool for the Job

[BONE_Buddy]

It has come to my attention that there are many camps and positions on what is the definitive tool to kill pedophiles. It is likely to be the most important theological and philosophical debate of this century.

Some say Bullets:


Some say the Rope:


The Wood-chipper is a popular third answer:


And of course there is a die-hard core of support around the venerable Gas-Chamber:


So Tell me Farmer, which of these is your favored flavor and why?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

the by product of a sloppy castration with a rusty blade ...

 

[Angry Shoes]

ow the edge

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

A veeeeeeeery slow hydraulic press.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Scaphism. Either that, or the brazen bull.

 

[Wintersun]

When dealing with enemies of humanity, the only recourse is quick, violent death. You also don't need or want to make a show of it, or blow a ton of money on them.

I present to you, ladies and gentlemen, the perfect solution:

 

[Skitarii]

Turned into kfc

 

[King Fructose]

Talk them into suicide

 

[bryz7]

wood chipper or thrown from a roof top

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Make robot dolls that look like kids then rig them to explode on contact.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

impalement. wallachia style.
you can spice things up by wrapping the stake in razor wire and/or lubricating it in jellied gasoline.
it's the perfect method because it's both excruciatingly painful, and it creates a horrific public spectacle which in theory will deter other potential nonces and criminals from offending.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Throw them into the void

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

impalement. wallachia style.
you can spice things up by wrapping the stake in razor wire and/or lubricating it in jellied gasoline.
it's the perfect method because it's both excruciatingly painful, and it creates a horrific public spectacle which in theory will deter other potential nonces and criminals from offending.

Also is an extreme version of what they did to the kids they diddled. It actually is the perfect punishment for adult rapists and pedos.

 

[Kacho]

When dealing with enemies of humanity, the only recourse is quick, violent death. You also don't need or want to make a show of it, or blow a ton of money on them.

I present to you, ladies and gentlemen, the perfect solution:
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Smashing them over the head with a tacky cookie jar?

 

[Product Placement]

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Lobotomy
Skin Flaying
Bamboo under fingenails/toenails
castration
boiling
Zyklon-B
All at the same time.

 

[20 Mule Team Lorax]

Killing will never bring an end to pedophilic abuse. Only compassion, empathy, and understanding can create a climate wherein such a thing is possible. Fortunately, one of those ingredients is a lot less difficult than the other ones. Understand should be fairly easy to achieve because pedophilic perversions are completely normal.

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

Is this another CNN hate thread?

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Tie the creep to a tree, have a psycho kid stab him with a knife.

 

[L50LasPak]

Some kind of automated disposal unit/incinerator. As much as I like the idea of them suffering, they shouldn't, because we should make the disposal of pedos as quick and efficient as possible. It should become instinctive, there should be as little time as possible for anyone to argue with it or stop and think about how it may be inhumane. Give them nothing to latch on to in order to defend themselves. And give nobody in charge of the disposal the remotest chance to stop and reconsider their point of view.

You never know, if one dies slowly it might make the person in charge feel bad. Ideally, you want a method where this isn't allowed to happen at all. The reason society got this bad in the first place is exactly because of this, because they've been given too much room to argue that their disposal is inhumane.

Also the disposal unit should be very easy to clean. An incinerator should do a decent job. No recognizable bits to trick someone else into thinking a person died in there.

It may not be very cathartic, but in the long run you can be satisfied that its healthier and more psychologically hygienic for society.