Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus" - Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

[An automatic clown]

Wow that's a name I haven't seen in a long time. I remember when all the original groping shit went down. What a throwback

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Considering that Momo’s main source of income is sex work (I refuse to call it a job), and she has no skills and is lazy, you would think she would do everything in her power to decelerate her aging to keep the gravy train going, but she’s getting to the point of looking like a washed up porn star or film actress despite only being in her mid-20’s. Her lack of foresight is truly astounding.

She can’t have more than 5 years left with sex work IMO.

E girls learned pretty quickly how fast the gravy train can dry up. I’m pretty sure she mentioned owning a few properties so couple that with some sound investment and she shouldn’t have financial issues.
If this is the game you choose to play buy an affordable home for yourself and keep a diverse portfolio.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

E girls learned pretty quickly how fast the gravy train can dry up. I’m pretty sure she mentioned owning a few properties so couple that with some sound investment and she shouldn’t have financial issues.
If this is the game you choose to play buy an affordable home for yourself and keep a diverse portfolio.

Moomoo is too dumb and lazy to have a sustainable future as a property owner. Plus she bought those properties in an overheated market so it’s not like she got them at a bargain. She will lose those properties and sell them at a loss if she hasn’t already. Small time property owners lose their asses all the time because they don’t know how to actually manage property. They just think the checks and money start rolling in after they buy and that’s it.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Moomoo is too dumb and lazy to have a sustainable future as a property owner. Plus she bought those properties in an overheated market so it’s not like she got them at a bargain. She will lose those properties and sell them at a loss if she hasn’t already. Small time property owners lose their asses all the time because they don’t know how to actually manage property. They just think the checks and money start rolling in after they buy and that’s it.

She can't even take care of her own body and her apartment is a trash heap because she never cleans. I have no idea why anyone would think she'd be able to successfully manage a lemonade stand, let alone multiple residential properties

 

[NerdShamer]

She can’t have more than 5 years left with sex work IMO.

As if you have to be young in order to keep doing porn.

 

[Dovahshit]

As if you have to be young in order to keep doing porn.

no most certainly not,
but you do have to have a fresh look, that still looks young in some way to be in the business she is,

not this saggy face shit, there are porno grannys who fare better and have a fresher look

 

[omori]

When the cosplay/porn eventually falls through the only item on her resume is her yearish stint at Starbucks. And she wasn’t even good at that.

 

[cactus]

She can't even take care of her own body and her apartment is a trash heap because she never cleans. I have no idea why anyone would think she'd be able to successfully manage a lemonade stand, let alone multiple residential properties

Dude, she owns or rents a whole house. Most of it is barren because she doesn't use those rooms.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Moomoo has a depressingly high amount of simps. There are a ton of simps still fawning all over the Thicc Samus photos and that was several years, 50+ pounds of fat, and a dozen coolsculpting surgeries ago. She will fail as a property owner but she has several more years where she will get a six figure income. Life isn’t always fair.

 

[For The Internet]

I will never understand why Mariah's house is so trashed. She's so wealthy she could hire organisers to help her store her stuff, then a team of cleaners to do a deep clean, and then hire a person to come in every few days to clean to help her maintain it.

I think it's kind of the height of laziness for that to be an affordable option for you and not do it. Being too lazy to clean yourself is one thing, but being too lazy to hire people to do it for you is impressively slothful.

 

[DarthBrooks]

No accounting for taste @waffle but filters man, filters. Also, she took an obvious joke type dildo up her snatch. Not shaming her (you do you). Just that it will cause to wonder, what else? Bitch doesn't even bathe regularly. Most importantly, do not put your dick in crazy.

Let's just see how long this social media banning lasts. Please do not become collosal faggots and report her twitter and backup backup Instagram. I only say this because who doesn't want to be watching the death throws of a white whale? Call me Ishmael.

 

[waffle]

I will never understand why Mariah's house is so trashed. She's so wealthy she could hire organisers to help her store her stuff, then a team of cleaners to do a deep clean, and then hire a person to come in every few days to clean to help her maintain it.

I think it's kind of the height of laziness for that to be an affordable option for you and not do it. Being too lazy to clean yourself is one thing, but being too lazy to hire people to do it for you is impressively slothful.

Thots and messy ass houses go together like peas and carrots, man. I think it's a desire to externalise their chaotic inner life.

Or just being a lazy bitch lol

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I've known a lot of people who've tried to hit it big on renting houses and the only ones who've had success at it were all contractor who kept overhead low by using their guys they already employed to do all their mantiance, and/or straight-up do it all them selves.

Agreed. The only two types of small time property owners that keep their heads above water are those who do repairs themselves or they inherited the property. Moomoo is lazy as fuck; her tenants will get pissed at her laziness and unresponsiveness and will trash the place before they leave.

Small claims court requires a modicum of effort so that’s another strike against her. Most times it costs more money to fight it than the amount is to collect so she has to bank on the defendants not showing up to get a default judgment. Then if they happen to rule in favor of her, she has to collect. Collection agencies get their cut and often times settle for a fraction of the amount owed.

Basically she’s not cut out to be a property owner or even a slumlord. She will sell her properties for a loss after they get trashed and fall into neglect. Or even better, she will throw good money after bad and try to fix them with expensive contractors, which will raise the rents that nobody is willing to pay. Either way, she’s doomed for failure.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Momo is wealthy enough, she probably hired a company to manage her properties. That means she pays them to facilitate any repairs and to handle any evictions. All she has to do is give them the okay and that's it on her part.

 

[Dickens Cider]

So anyway brought this over from the other farms- apparently this happened. But she doesn’t do porn ya know.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

So anyway brought this over from the other farms- apparently this happened. But she doesn’t do porn ya know.

Oh god, that selfie really emphasizes how fucked up her nose job is. Appropriate we finally get something cursed for page 666.

 

[Constellationzero]

So anyway brought this over from the other farms- apparently this happened. But she doesn’t do porn ya know.

But did he flinch when you opened your nasty growler and the smell hit him?

 

[Single_Sock]

But did he flinch when you opened your nasty growler and the smell hit him?

I bet there is no Him and it's just fake cum.

She's so socially inept and sexually awkward I find it hard to believe someone banged her without her having to pay.

ETA: Can you imagine being a guy and going over there to bang and she says, give me four hours to put my cosplay on?

 

[Dickens Cider]

I bet there is no Him and it's just fake cum.

She's so socially inept and sexually awkward I find it hard to believe someone banged her without her having to pay.

ETA: Can you imagine being a guy and going over there to bang and she says, give me four hours to put my cosplay on?

Oh that’s what I was thinking looking at the photo too. Knowing moo it will be a 2 minute video with 87 badly edited cuts where some guys half chubby is near her face, bad public use romantic music and all the sudden cut to her “facial” where she charges 900 dollars for it since she thinks she’s the greatest OF model evar. My theory is that she spent so much money on her shit tier studio, buying engagement for her new accounts after her old ones got banned, buying friends to pretend her studio is awesome, and maybe paying for some guy to get a half hearted blowjob (plus her normal hobbit like food bills and all her pointless flexes each month) that she’s desperate to make back her losses. I’ve never thought she made as much as some people think but this rush from “backpedal to cosplayer” into “grease up the slippery slope straight into hardcore porn” is telling.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Again credit to the other farms. This looks….. off somehow. Super realistic dildo?

Spoiler: nsfw

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