r/childfree - Where child-haters congregate

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Check out this totally real story about how a woman was almost raped by a 4 year old.
(Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/2022040...ments/txcrsb/another_reason_i_dont_want_kids/)
 
Guys, yesterday a little girl (4F) walked past my house (40NB) and she drew pornographic artwork of me and said "god scorns the impure on the reckoning day" before gouging my portrait's eyes out with craft scissors. Can you believe the crotch goblins would do this?? /srs /uj
 
If a guy talks to you about your "child-bearing hips" when you're 13, there's a name for that. He's called a pedophile, hon.

Yeah I know, this really happened.
Oh god, you just reminded me of something really weird that happened when I was a kid. My pediatrician, of all people, said I had "good child-bearing hips" when I was 11 years old.
In retrospect, jesus christ
 
Guys, yesterday a little girl (4F) walked past my house (40NB) and she drew pornographic artwork of me and said "god scorns the impure on the reckoning day" before gouging my portrait's eyes out with craft scissors. Can you believe the crotch goblins would do this?? /srs /uj
That's what you get for buying a house in Silent Hill, champ.

If a guy talks to you about your "child-bearing hips" when you're 13, there's a name for that.
Tennessee dating?
 
Holy shit, the 3 year old sperging. It's silly. I grew up around a lot of younger cousins, and played with them at 3. 2 even.

I distracted them, played pretend, kept them from knowing that their mother went out when I babysat them. I gave them toys to play with, and talked to them, kept them having fun the entire time.

Seriously, that's all it takes. Talking and playing with them. If I figured that out at 12, you should know that as an adult.
 
This bitch would not last a day in a Japanese preschool. I lasted two with my ass pressed against the wall the whole time. Those cute little kids had a brutal kancho game.

Anyway, I don't think these people realize everyone who's had regular interactions with little kids can smell the "that didn't happen" from across the room. Kid probably did inappropriately grab her, but I think she's being hysterical in her retelling.

If a guy talks to you about your "child-bearing hips" when you're 13, there's a name for that. He's called a pedophile, hon.

Yeah I know, this really happened.
Ahem ephebophile. /sneed
 
This bitch would not last a day in a Japanese preschool. I lasted two with my ass pressed against the wall the whole time. Those cute little kids had a brutal kancho game.

Anyway, I don't think these people realize everyone who's had regular interactions with little kids can smell the "that didn't happen" from across the room. Kid probably did inappropriately grab her, but I think she's being hysterical in her retelling.


Ahem ephebophile. /sneed
Ephebophile=pedo with a thesaurus
 
If you get raped by a 4 year old in this situation you deserve it.
These people would have a panic attack if they saw fertility idols.
Oh god, you just reminded me of something really weird that happened when I was a kid. My pediatrician, of all people, said I had "good child-bearing hips" when I was 11 years old.
In retrospect, jesus christ
I guess you could say he was a pedoatrician. In all seriousness though a lot of pedos find work as pediatricians because it gives them an excuse to diddle kids.
 
Have these people never heard of birth control and abstinence? "No, you don't understand sweaty. I NEED to have copious amounts of unprotected sex with strangers."
But that would require responsibility, which we all know is kryptonite to SJWs.

Besides, the amount that people on social media are melting down about Roe is inversely proportional to how much sex they are having.
 
This reads like bait (or maybe I'm too :optimistic:): Handmaids tale reference, "muh parasite", biblical reference followed by a fedora tip, "I'll just move to Canada"tm, and of course "suburbia is hell on earth". It's nearly every single lib stereotype rolled into one. It's just missing a call for socialism.

Then again, this is reddit, so maybe such a person does exist.
 
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