Why do all dollar stores stink like piss?

[ForgedBlades]

I've been to four or five different dollar stores across two states in my life and all of them reek of piss. Like you walk in and it hits you in the face like a sledgehammer. This cannot be a coincidence.

Is it the people or is it some chemical that is used in shitty chink produced shit? I can't imagine it's the people because Walmart doesn't smell like that.

 

[Skitarii]

Poor ppl shop there

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It's the piss.

 

[SandyCat]

It's because piss smells like dollar tree

 

[Duke Nukem]

It's the same reason city buses smell like piss.

People piss in them.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

the retarded niggers tweaking about on the floor probably leave behind a lot of residual malodor

 

[Soycast Guy]

Because it’s a dollar store. Not even the smell is worth more than a dollar.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Odd, I always thought they smelled like cheap nasty plastic, not piss

 

[sadbird]

the piss is worth more than whatever they sell there

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

I actually pee on every public restroom I enter. Pretty much all of the convinience stores and Walmarts in the Spokane area have been graced by my piss. I am banned from a few stores but I just go in randomly when I know they won't recognize me. I pee on the sink, the faucets, the urinal handle, the toilet paper, the paper towel dispensers and dryers, on the floor, and if my bladder pressure is good, I'll piss on the ceiling. One time someone walked in so I just started acting autistic and talked about pokemon until he left. That's how I got banned from one 7-11.
If I'm feeling really brave, I'll sneak into the freezer backrooms and piss on all the milk. I'm pretty sure the health department is trying to find me. I'm known as the Spokane piss bandit. One time I pissed all over one of those fancy Dyson blowers in some stupid fancy restaurant and got my favorite shirt covered in pee. How embarrassing! I had to walk out and some cute waitress saw me covered in pee.

 

[Yuri_]

The gods decreed that if you are to purchase such cheap goods, you must endure the reek of hobo piss

 

[Red Hood]

Because even for a dollar, no one wants to buy piss.

 

[Dieter Laser]

Because poor people…

You can’t compare Walmart and the dollar store. Walmart has a budget for cleaning.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Because poor people…

You can’t compare Walmart and the dollar store. Walmart has a budget for cleaning.

My Wal-Mart must be using that budget on hookers then.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

If you stopped pissing in them OP they wouldnt smell like piss

 

[XYZpdq]

yeah basically the piss is the reason for the piss smell
sometimes it's old people piss, sometimes it's tweaker poor piss

 

[SCSI]

You know the old saying "If everyone you meet is an asshole, the asshole is actually you"....?

 

[Lunete]

A lot of those companies don't want to staff enough people to keep their stores adequately clean.

 

[Sir Bartleby Montclair]

People are disgusting. I used to work at a not dollar store in a moderately nice neighborhood, and I have had people piss and shit in front of me more times than I can count. One time my manager cleaned up a spill in an aisle with a paper towel, and a customer walked up and told him that was pee. There was another time where a man was in line and he just held up his hands and went “Oh, I peed myself!” while his wife shushed him. My poor manager had to clean that one too. There was so much fucking pee. Endless pee. It’s all elderly people and the mentally ill (often an overlap between them honestly). These people need wranglers. I hate them.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Nasty bastards and old people go into dollar stores and they don't do much other than slightly clean it. Usually with equally shitty smelling cleaning products so you get a cocktail of old people piss and ammonia cleaner.