Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[Oliver Onions]

I mean theres a difference between the government printing a million dollars and a citizen giving a million dollars. Lets not get so blinded to that one man has enough money to give every American a not insubstantial amount of money.

But, Jim is ignoring that Musk isn't giving Jack a sack of money. This man isn't even at inflation, he still has to learn liquid assets

In practice it would be the same effect: If you gave everyone a million dollars, regardless of the source (although presumably at some stage the government would have to print more currency to meet demand) you wouldn't create a nation of new rich people, you'd just set the new benchmark for poverty as prices rose accordingly.

But let's take Jim at his word, according to the first figure I could Google, there are roughly 30 million Americans living in poverty (the rest of the world can fuck itself, for the purposes of this point). Even if Elon's 45 billion was actual cold hard cash, if you divvied up among all the people who need it in society they'd get about $1,500 each.

I doubt that would be enough to solve the problems of most poor Americans for a month, nevermind ending poverty entirely; not least of all because, as others have pointed out, fools and their money are soon parted and most poor people are poor for a reason.

 

[SunburnNation]

According to his socialblade he somehow lost 35k+ views yesterday. While I'm sure I and everyone else who used to watch him wish we could actually remove our views, I somehow don't think that's what happened. Did one of his vids get deleted?

 

[Oliver Onions]

According to his socialblade he somehow lost 35k+ views yesterday. While I'm sure I and everyone else who used to watch him wish we could actually remove our views, I somehow don't think that's what happened. Did one of his vids get deleted?

For it to be a deleted video it'd either need to be one of his Toy Chest videos or some of his really old shit with views that low, so unless there's a turbo-autist among us with a eidetic memory of Jim's uploads we may never know.

Could also just be a Socialblade fuck-up though; I don't know how they actually aggregate views so maybe it occasionally corrects itself like this.

There's a similar mystery on the Socialblade for Jim's Twitter, where he apparently yeeted some 90k tweets a year or so ago.

 

[Lightly Buttered Crumpet]

According to his socialblade he somehow lost 35k+ views yesterday. While I'm sure I and everyone else who used to watch him wish we could actually remove our views, I somehow don't think that's what happened. Did one of his vids get deleted?

lol, estimated earnings £-6 to £-95
It would be hilarious for YouTube to ask Jim for £95 back just to see Jim explode with rage

 

[Burt Offerings]

I don't particularly want twitter to become a cool social media platform with better free speech, I just want to see it ruined for the people I don't like very much. Twitter has had way too much shitty influence over society for years now, so watching it slip through the checkmark's fingers like a mum grounding their naughty kid and taking their Mega Drive away is just too wonderful.

 

[TheBeanz]

I don't particularly want twitter to become a cool social media platform with better free speech, I just want to see it ruined for the people I don't like very much. Twitter has had way too much shitty influence over society for years now, so watching it slip through the checkmark's fingers like a mum grounding their naughty kid and taking their Mega Drive away is just too wonderful.

If the output from Vice is anything to go by, Mastodon is being pushed as the Twitter for exiled blue checkmarks, so that'll be fun to watch.

 

[Quijibo69]

He's review of Stanley Parable is in the new Stanley Parable Ultra that came out today. It's in a Zen type room, I'm not shitting.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

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I fully support sending Jim to trans conversion therapy. I don't even care if it works, I just think him getting electro shock therapy would be funny and deserved.

If only trans people understood that a lot of the “conversion therapy” nowadays is people taking their gay kids and making them trans.

Wonder what he thinks of that, if he even thinks of it at all..

 

[Corn Flakes]

If only trans people understood that a lot of the “conversion therapy” nowadays is people taking their gay kids and making them trans.

Wonder what he thinks of that, if he even thinks of it at all..

It's not "conversion therapy", it's "embracing your true self". Under social duress from your peers and your authority figures.

 

[Noebel]

It isn't exactly his wheelhouse but I can imagine at least one or two dumb twitter takes about it.

Speaking of which, Jim never spoke about Genshin Impact, which, considering microtransactions, battlepass, f2p, anime and shit, is exactly his wheelhouse. So far it had two major happenings. First would be its release, and second would be its first anniversary, when western fans got a collective reddit moment over unimpressive amounts of free shit given out on said anniversary. That's enough for 6 Jimquisitions, I'd assume, not even cconsidering less funny stuff, when it earns a lot of money and ends up in tops by userbase spendings on mobile. That's exactly what Jim makes his Jimquisitions about. Yet, there's only one mention of this game on his twitter. It's an announcement of a stream of that game, around two years ago, and I don't know how to see it, sadly. Otherwise, there's nothing, and that's wierd. Maybe Jimbo got hooked and whailing mad cash into anime game in secret? Like DSP.

 

[YourFriendlyLurker]

I think we could rename the title of that thread deleting "gaming" part. AGP totally ate up everything "gaming" there had been.

 

[Moja Zemlja]

After the time he wore bondage ropes out in public there is virtually nothing he could wear that would surprise me any more.

Well, unless he wore a suit again, or maybe a plaid shirt and jeans...just dressed like a normal man his age, really.

How about this?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

How about this?
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Using a corset to push your fat up into the semblance of boobs must cause a real sense of depression when it comes off and everything drops back into place instantly.

 

[Corn Flakes]

How about this?
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And yet again, the smile doesn't reach the eyes:

Guys, it's not that hard. Sociopaths do it all the time. Squint a little bit, raise the lower eyelid, add a smidge of asymmetry to your dead fish stare. Do something.

 

[Moja Zemlja]

Using a corset to push your fat up into the semblance of boobs must cause a real sense of depression when it comes off and everything drops back into place instantly.

I'll have you know that according to Jim they're 48Fs, clearly that must be a result of the HRT and not him being morbidly obese.

 

[GhibliBill]

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Dude doesn't even try and attempt to at least somehow press his """"""tits (eugh)"""""""" together to make a pretend cleavage since he's going for the "I'm sexy" pose.

Nice to know this guy puts as much effort into his get-up as he puts into his videos nowadays.

 

[SunburnNation]

For it to be a deleted video it'd either need to be one of his Toy Chest videos or some of his really old shit with views that low, so unless there's a turbo-autist among us with a eidetic memory of Jim's uploads we may never know.

Could also just be a Socialblade fuck-up though; I don't know how they actually aggregate views so maybe it occasionally corrects itself like this.

There's a similar mystery on the Socialblade for Jim's Twitter, where he apparently yeeted some 90k tweets a year or so ago.

I know that deleted videos do result in lowered viewcounts, but since nobody here is retarded enough to dive through his back catalog we probably won't ever know.

 

[DickMain]

I don't particularly want twitter to become a cool social media platform with better free speech, I just want to see it ruined for the people I don't like very much. Twitter has had way too much shitty influence over society for years now, so watching it slip through the checkmark's fingers like a mum grounding their naughty kid and taking their Mega Drive away is just too wonderful.

I agree with that. This is less of an "I want a win" situation and more of an "I want to see you lose" sort of one.

 

[TheBeanz]

I'll have you know that according to Jim they're 48Fs, clearly that must be a result of the HRT and not him being morbidly obese.

Now I see what he meant by 'absurd boobage'

It's completely absurd that this fat bloke thinks he's a 48F

 

[Oliver Onions]

How about this?
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Really is trying to hit every checkbox on the teen girl goth phase, isn't he.

Genuinely shocked someone as fat as Jim can't produce more cleavage shoving his moobs into a corset, though.