Crossover 8/27/2022 Andy Warski vs. Salt Papi - Ethan Ralph bitched out of the fight blaming Jim and a-logs, "Salt Papi" enters the ring at the O2 Arena in London

[Delicious Diversity]

Sam Hyde and Boogie have agreed to an IRL fight. To piggyback off this potential cloutfest, Ralph and Warski have tentatively agreed to join the event and slapfight each other:

Is this Knoxville 2.0? Will a fight actually happen? Will Ralph get destroyed by the Portuguese AGAIN? Or is this a gay nothingburger?

I'll add more details as and when they materialise so stay tuned!

Update: So as was widely expected by many people, Ralph has pussed out and will not participate. Confirmed fat coward and loser.

Keem has hooked Andy up with a fight at the O2 Arena in London, fighting Salt Papi on 27th August this year. Good opportunity for him to make some big money and get into the fight game.

I would say this is a big step up from fighting Ralph in some nowhere city like Knoxville, so good on him.

Conclusion: Andy got KO'd within about 15 seconds of the fight starting. It was pretty brutal and probably one of the fastest KOs in boxing, certainly the fastest in Influencer Boxing. RIP.

 

[So It Goes]

I fully believe Andy is willing to show up and fight. I fully believe that PPP understands that this has very high grift potentials and won't try and fuck it up. I fully believe that Ralph will bitch out and never appear.

 

[InwardsStink]

inb4 Ralph pulls a Donga

 

[FundusOHoolihan]

If anyone's gonna bitch out, it's Ralph. He's reading this right now. Ralph, I see you using lil rozy as an excuse to stay home, but if you pump and freeze like you did before the bowlerama, I'm sure she'll be just fine.

 

[Bioniclelover]

He's reading this right now.

Yep.

 

[Tom Myers]

This isn't going to happen.

 

[Woyzeck]

You have to be to the point of to believe that anything regarding this is going to happen outside of Twitter. As soon as Boogie finds out Sam Hyde is tied to his stalker and harasser he will back out. As soon as Ralph realises some level of money and effort will be required on his part he will back out.

 

[Hail Mandalore]

Ralph has absolutely no intention of showing up to this fight. Right now he’s thinking he’s going to hype this up like it’s actually going to happen to soak his paypigs. All he has to do is be convincing enough to get those piggies donating for his training and promotional/travel needs. In reality he’s not going to follow through because he’s a massive pussy. Look for him to say some doctor says he can’t fight because of his previous orbital fracture or heart health. Something along those lines.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

If the fight does happen, we all know that they'll just show off how incredibly bad at fighting they are by autistically slapping the shit out of eachother like they're kindergarteners.

 

[Booby Jones]

This has to be a gay nothing burger because there is no way boogie is fighting anyone. He can't stand for more than a couple minutes and he's a coward. Anyone who thinks sam vs booger is possible is dreaming. Physically impossible.
Also not sure if they have to get an athletic commission to sign off on these fights but if they do, I doubt any American AC will sign off on letting Seethin Steven fight. If the main event isn't happening then the rest surely wont either. I sure do hope it does though

 

[Bioniclelover]

The fight will rather obviously not happen but I am curious whether or not this whole situation will cause another shitstorm of same magnitude as knoxville.

 

[Not a fake name]

Ethanol is gonna need a counter, like the fat lineman in not another teen movie, for head traumas until death.

 

[Berb]

No fight will happen. How many more "Ralph is gonna fight ___!" moments will we have before people learn he's literally Tonka.

Ralph and Andy have done this gay square up 3 times already, he did the same with PPP and did it with Rand last week.

 

[AltisticRight]

Let's just assume this happens for the sake of it.
Ralph is not going to show up. He'll find an excuse, like ReRollRoz is in need of respiration, his paedophile horse needs homeopathy, his gay truck breaking down in the snow (despite it being Summer), he might get AIDS just to bitch out, he'll say he doesn't meet the height requirement despite his license's self-proclaimed 5'8'', he'll find all the excuses in the world to no-show.

Because he is a pussy.

Ralph lost a fight to a house of trannies, Mint Salad, the underage Portuguese escort, he got dominated by Faith Vickers, Adrienne Blair and TeaClips, he lost every single fight he's ever had, including his addictions.

 

[Madgneto Was Right]

This has to be a gay nothing burger because there is no way boogie is fighting anyone. He can't stand for more than a couple minutes and he's a coward. Anyone who thinks sam vs booger is possible is dreaming. Physically impossible.
Also not sure if they have to get an athletic commission to sign off on these fights but if they do, I doubt any American AC will sign off on letting Seethin Steven fight. If the main event isn't happening then the rest surely wont either. I sure do hope it does though

Pretty much... yeah... is going to be a good grift for those involved though.

Boggie and Ralph are so morbidly obese that putting them in any kind of sanctioned competitive sport is just inviting liability lawsuits down the line. Realest case scenario is Ralph doing a donga and backing out with a retarded excuse instead of admiting no sane sport commission in the US would allow his fat ass to die on their watch..

 

[The Wokest]

Everyone remembers the lead up and the hype of the Tonka vs Warski fight and looking back Tonka's no-show was entertaining on itself since it was "miserable..."
And yeah, yeah, the name change and the blood test and daddy noooo! made for some entertainment but at the end of the day the fight did not happen and that's disappointing.
There's nothing to get excited about here.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

We have seen this million times before. Nothing is going to happen.

 

[Judgment Boy]

Wonder which will require a heftier dose of copium: The smack down and mugging by a gaggle of angry Portuguese children, or getting slapped around by a Portuguese-brand Canadian. If it even happens, that is.

Only real downside is that Warski won't get to take the murse home as a trophy.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

This whole fight is going to be a big optimism for everyone who want this event to take place. Ralph in the past has bitched out of a fight with PPP because he wanted incentives to be on the ring, but wanted nothing to fight Riley, dicks producer.
If it actually happens I hope we can see Ralph's gunt on display for all of us to laugh at.

 

[NetVet]

Sam Hyde and Boogie have agreed to an IRL fight

This can't be real...