Crossover 8/27/2022 Andy Warski vs. Salt Papi - Ethan Ralph bitched out of the fight blaming Jim and a-logs, "Salt Papi" enters the ring at the O2 Arena in London

[Lolcow Farmer]

Ralph is going to bitch out on account of his injuries sustained while bravely fighting off 4 portuguese transgender prostitutes in Lisbon. He's gonna say some gay shit like his doctor advised him not to fight for some time due to his surgeries.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I think everyone in this thread basically agrees that the chances of a fight are incredibly slim. But on the off chance it does happen here's hoping warski either takes Ralphs bowling trophy or forces him to bring another purse so history can repeat itself.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

There is no way Ethan Ralph willing steps on a scale and has his height and weight officially recorded. No fucking way. The fat faggot can’t handle superchats or reality.

Plus don’t they drug test before fights too?

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Also if Ralph fought and lost the coping from Fuentes would be amazing.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

If Boogie and Ralph are both fighting on the same card, the venue's going to need at least two defibrillators.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

It's not gonna be donga tribe. It's gonna be Ralph's family, boy

 

[Tiger Jack]

Fight or no fight, there’s no possible outcome to this where Ralph doesn’t look like a massive bitch.

If he backs out at any point now, people will call him a coward and laugh. If he goes through with it, Warski will absolutely felt him and people will laugh. The only choice he has now is how he wants to be humiliated. All because Ralph couldn’t stop himself from his typical wigger posturing.

If his ego wasn’t so massive and his brain wasn’t so pickled from alcohol abuse, he could take this as a wake up call for where his behaviour is getting him, but alas, that ship has long since sailed.

His mouth is constantly writing cheques his Gunt can’t sign.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Everyone acts like Ethan getting knocked out and pooping his pants would be the funniest timeline but honestly I think the funniest thing that could happen is Ethan taking this super seriously and getting ripped and kicking the shit out of Andy and becoming unstoppable,

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Ethan will never show he knows 100% in his heart that Andy will fuck him up. He knows if he gets fucked up by Andy cokehead stuttering retard dead baby Warksi live, there's no homemade bowling trophies, just shame. Lots of shame.

However, he will absolutely use this as a reason to grift his retarded two dozen fans, and as long as he gives a convincing enough excuse before backing out they won't even care. We will make fun of him, but he'll just add it to his list of "bullshit from fanfiction farms". This will be very gay, and not have a satisfying ending. Please CWC I will give you offerings of fanta please let this happen so I can watch warksi punch ralph's fat head repeatedly.

 

[DumbDude42]

isnt boogie on probation or something? getting in fights might be a bad idea for him, no?

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

This is not remotely homosexual and will definitely happen.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Along with the alcohol and pill problem Ralph is quickly developing an addiction to getting beaten up by the Portuguese.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

@theralph stop being a retard, we all know no fight is ever gonna happen, here is a list of fun games you can do to humiliate Warski and PPP:
-laser tag
-beach volley
-competitive eating
-drone racing
-go kart racing
-drinking contest
-arm wrestling
-backyard wrestling (this could actually make all of you A LOT of money)
-spelling bee
-sperm count competition
-Dance Dance Revolution competition

 

[Rei is shit]

The poll should be for what excuse the Ralphamale uses to duck out of it

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

All warski has to do is train (again) and show up to the event (again) and he will become a winner (again). Just the loser has way more to lose this time around.

 

[SargonF00t]

No sanctioning body will agree to let Ralph or Boogie fight anyone and no venue would want the potential legal liability of letting either of these two retards fight.

Ralph had what may have been a heart attack recently in Vegas. No way this fight happens.

 

[Squirrelcop]

IF it happens I sincerely hope theres gonna be a watchparty here. I have never been more invested in retards wanting to beat each other up.

 

[Easterling]

the real question is why is it andy and not PPP?

 

[Bryan Dunn]

This aint ever happening. Ralph will find a way to self-preserve and avoid all of this while getting to holler about winning into his microphone. This man has challenged so many people to fights just to do everything in his power to avoid it. I can only hope that I am wrong in this.

 

[OldGuy]

I dont understand why Ralph thinks he can win a fight with anybody, he cant strike, he just swings his little arms and has no footwork, so there is no power behind anything he throws, his gastank will be out at 1 min of the first round, at which point he will no longer be abel to hold his hands up, all you need is below average cardio and learn to throw a jab to be best him.. I dont see any path to victory for Ralph