Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[michael_bruh]

By the way, this is how he framed Andy being a flaggot back before he got hooked on superberries:
https://youtu.be/mLNzbVhGfb4?t=14584

Inb4 PPP walks back on this and says something like "muh obs! Were on the grift arc now boys!"

 

[Sammich]

Yet Ashton’s dropping this shit, he’s making up fanfiction about Josh being jealous of Metokur, Josh being mad that he lost income because of NP2 (???)……from what I can hear PPP is the one who wants to stir shit up. If he didn’t, you wouldn’t get these constant random snipes at Josh like a petty girl. It’d be like if Null was randomly sniping at PPP on MATI every week out of nowhere.

"making up fanfiction", eh? PPP clearly stated josh is jealous of his voice, viewership and charisma, and probably his ability to take super chats. If you think that doesn't bother josh then you are clueless. Then you miss the issue with Josh "calling ppp gay", Josh doesn't understand fraternity, like at all. he doesn't understand a couple of dudes can be friends. I think it's because he doesn't have any male friendship, or has never experienced it.

Back to the topic at hand though, KC would be loads better if andy would tone down the hyper cringe shit he does. PPP could be replaced, yeah, but it would be hard for andy to find someone to trust him after teh loads of shit he's pull on his "friends" PPP could do a better show without warski, but the numbers would be nowhere near where they are now.

 

[All becomes gunt]

PPP is incapable of learning OBS. Fatass can't even bother to read reviews to pick up a decent microphone or even stay on target while shitting in on the toilet. Also the week Warski was out, how much Gumroad content was posted? Oh right, none, "Internet problems". He's got a sharp mind but no motivation.

I generally enjoy PPP's content but the dude cannot handle anything outside his head.

The motherfucker spent 200$ on steelseries, the most overpriced dogturds on the market. We are talking about the bullyhunters brand for christ sake.

 

[FujiWuji]

This fight arc is gay and I have zero interest in it.

I bet ralph is pretending to play along just to fuck with them. What on earth does he have to lose at this point? He's keeping the kino casino offline, making them waste money going to knoxville, wasting time on creating contracts and who knows what else.

If I was ralph I'd hype it up until the very last second to milk views and then back out. Even if I have to lie on contracts. It's not like ralph cares about lawsuits since he's in a thousand of them. Host a special killstream to laugh at them while they're bumbling around alone and fightless in knoxville. Hollar about how much of a puppeteering 4D chess kang he is. It'd be a "loss" to us, but his irony bro crowd and the AF people would eat it up.

 

[3322]

Fine I watched it. This is all from PPP‘s mouth which is fine, but Ashton always acts like Josh has a beef, even here. I’ve never heard Josh say anything about PPP since “Pizza Day” except Ashton was probably gay, he didn’t want to deal with drama and Squire wasn’t funny.

Yet Ashton’s dropping this shit, he’s making up fanfiction about Josh being jealous of Metokur, Josh being mad that he lost income because of NP2 (???)……from what I can hear PPP is the one who wants to stir shit up. If he didn’t, you wouldn’t get these constant random snipes at Josh like a petty girl. It’d be like if Null was randomly sniping at PPP on MATI every week out of nowhere.

Look I think PPP is funny but he’s kind of a sperg and I stand by my theory that he has some weird thing with Josh that he’s not talking about. I still think it’s the gay thing. Josh has a big audience and running this site, if he says something it gets around.

Agreed. I think Null and PPP got along pretty well before Null made the comment about PPP being gay, Null even sent him a free shirt in 10XL, I think PPP said it was custom made for him in a larger size. PPP being gay wasn't even that big of a rumor in this thread before the break-up with Surfer and after Null made that comment people really started to speculate about PPP's homosexuality, before that it was just jokes about his butthole being waxed and bleached, afterwards people really started to say "Yeah, I believe he's gay". PPP is obviously very deep in the closet, growing up in a very Christian family, wanting to be a priest and all. I think this turned PPP hostile towards Null and he hasn't forgiven him since.

Null never talks about PPP other than to say he thinks he is funny/likes him but he doesn't want to get involved with PPP's gay drama and kayfabe wrestling shit. He doesn't talk about him on his stream and he only comes in here when people talk about him, not to gossip about PPP. But PPP snipes at Null all the time and then sends his capos to tell Null about it (like with the Golden Gunt awards, he had to make sure Null knows that he gave him some award for "most boring show"). He's acting like a big faggot tbh.

 

[AutismAwareness]

Apparently fucking Sam Hyde is involved now, why are we reaching the illogical Knoxville conclusion only like 15 episodes in. When’s the Holocaust charity stream?

How is Sam Hyde involved? I know he countersignaled Fuentes about the incel/mgtow thing but that was a long time ago.

 

[Jasper2K]

"Hey Guys, we're not going to have a show tonight cause we're working out the logistics of a fight that will never take place". This is why you never paypig, trannies and guntlemen.
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We know ethan won't fight. Stop with this gay fight shit faggots wow Once a lolcow always a lolcow. Feelsbadman

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

I still think it’s the gay thing.

Like the faggot cp null admitted to wanking himself queer too?

I think it's because he doesn't have any male friendship

He doesn't have any friends. Nulls just got troonatic fags clout chasing him.

The motherfucker spent 200$ on steelseries, the most overpriced dogturds on the market.

C'mon. PPP is the guy that will go "Well, that set is twice as much, ergo, they must be twice as good". How long ago was it he was pointing his phone at a laptop?

 

[Snickerdoodle]

How is Sam Hyde involved? I know he countersignaled Fuentes about the incel/mgtow thing but that was a long time ago.

godwinson and i think ppp broke down the hyde/fuentes video a few years ago and proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that hyde was forced to make that video by his handlers. sam will probably bitch out, either way and then ralph will blame it on him.

 

[Udders4Everyone]

"making up fanfiction", eh? PPP clearly stated josh is jealous of his voice, viewership and charisma, and probably his ability to take super chats. If you think that doesn't bother josh then you are clueless. Then you miss the issue with Josh "calling ppp gay", Josh doesn't understand fraternity, like at all. he doesn't understand a couple of dudes can be friends. I think it's because he doesn't have any male friendship, or has never experienced it.

Back to the topic at hand though, KC would be loads better if andy would tone down the hyper cringe shit he does. PPP could be replaced, yeah, but it would be hard for andy to find someone to trust him after teh loads of shit he's pull on his "friends" PPP could do a better show without warski, but the numbers would be nowhere near where they are now.

Im still struggling with the PPP can be replaced sentiment.
I've never done a stream, but it seems to me hard to be able to Be witty, funny, AND be able to truly ayyylawg live on air with the fervor PPP seems to pull off MOST shows. Not saying he doesnt tone down when he smokes, but the whole reason we all like PPP is he can be funny while also being angry at the retards he covers, (and actually convince most of us to share his disdain for those he is covering.)

 

[DoomerPerspective]

Im still struggling with the PPP can be replaced sentiment.
I've never done a stream, but it seems to me hard to be able to Be witty, funny, AND be able to truly ayyylawg live on air with the fervor PPP seems to pull off MOST shows. Not saying he doesnt tone down when he smokes, but the whole reason we all like PPP is he can be funny while also being angry at the retards he covers, (and actually convince most of us to share his disdain for those he is covering.)

Yeah that's exactly what I'm saying, people like RPG or BigPapaFascist just come of as lolcows themselves when they start seething about AF on stream.

They actually think people can't see that it's not just a good faith critique, just hypocritical personal beef.

PPP at least is a little more self aware and he's able to put on a good show.

 

[Von Wolf Demon]

Im still struggling with the PPP can be replaced sentiment.
I've never done a stream, but it seems to me hard to be able to Be witty, funny, AND be able to truly ayyylawg live on air with the fervor PPP seems to pull off MOST shows.

Yeah, anyone who thinks Andy is "the hard to replace one" here is sniffing gas fumes. Name a funnier person in the sector, from the top on down? Maybe Metokur? Honestly, tastewise, I like PPP more, but Metokur can have a good argument for him. Godwinson? Seems retired from the scene at this point. Anybody else? I legit mean that as a question as if there is someone making funnier content than PPP, please let me know so I can watch!

That being said, I like what Andy brings to the table and wish him the best on his semi-Sobriety Journey. I agree that he needs to accept his "Ed McMahon meets Bababooey" role in this dynamic and keep getting the donos. Get paid, Andy, you don't have to be the star! Just let PPP rant and he can laugh in the background. He does fine with OBS, getting guests on, etc. and basically setting up the infrastructure of the show. He is also much more of a people person than Ashton, at least when he is coke-free.

However, the powerchats aspect is getting completely out of control. It's a good problem to have , but it probably caught them by surprise. They need to set a floor at $20 or something. I also liked Josh's policy during the short time he had superchats: "I'll only read them if they're funny or add something to the stream". Maybe it's just a generational thing that I don't get as a relative oldtard, but there's something cringe about "you MUST read my chat as I gave you two dollars!" "OOH, my e-daddy just read my avatar name on air!" A lot of chats are just "great job guys, keep it up, here's a bad joke that everybody has already made!" It's like Reddit, it rhymes.

Josh v. PPP: I don't think it is the gay thing. PPP takes all kinds of shit on the chin and doesn't chimp out. What I think TRULY hurt PPP was when Josh refused his offer to go on the Casino. Josh basically said "I'm a fan, but I should just stay a fan. Whenever I get involved with PPP drama, something goes wrong". Something about the notion that he is such a drama-stirrer that even somebody with a torched rep like Joshua Moon isn't interested in being his drama buddy really pushed PPP off the rails. That seemed to be the turning point. I don't blame Josh for a second for this one. He has no shortage of drama and bullshit to deal with and I can see why he would see PPP's friendship as a net negative. I like both of their shows, honestly, and I wish they got along and could do content together. But it probably just isn't happening any time soon.

 

[Stanley Tit]

Those of you who think PPP ever liked Null, in the way that anyone could normally be said to like an IRL friend, simply haven't watched enough of the content. The only way to change your minds would be to gather tons of clips from lots of six hours streams done over the course of two years, & ain't nobody doing that for you.

 

[Yeshua Moon]

please stop with the normie psychoanalysis, josh and ppp like and appreciate eachother
they are both too autistic to have the sort of honest loyal friendship that you're used to because neither are capable of that
they will continue to swipe at eachother if they think it's funny but neither will be genuinely upset or hold a long term grudge

anyway why the fuck is warski focusing on some gay irl fighting bullshit instead of just playing the fucking lolcow videos and letting ppp make funny jokes?

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Im still struggling with the PPP can be replaced sentiment.

Yeah, anyone who thinks Andy is "the hard to replace one" here is sniffing gas fumes.

In a non-partisan way, I can see the point. If you were just putting together some talk radio thing, Warski would be seen as more qualified. PPP likes to fuck with the audience on a Zappa-esque level (see Squire), making him an un-safe pair of hands.

Those of you who think PPP ever liked Null, in the way that anyone could normally be said to like an IRL friend, simply haven't watched enough of the content. The only way to change your minds would be to gather tons of clips from lots of six hours streams done over the course of two years, & ain't nobody doing that for you.

The video I linked would of done that. They don't watch PPP, they just want to fag for someone.

 

[Udders4Everyone]

please stop with the normie psychoanalysis, josh and ppp like and appreciate eachother
they are both too autistic to have the sort of honest loyal friendship that you're used to because neither are capable of that
they will continue to swipe at eachother if they think it's funny but neither will be genuinely upset or hold a long term grudge

anyway why the fuck is warski focusing on some gay irl fighting bullshit instead of just playing the fucking lolcow videos and letting ppp make funny jokes?

I really don't know why Andy doesn't do exactly this. He is constantly cutting off ppp while he is in the middle of a set up, just to say something incredibly boring or stupid. Like "shut it down"

Seriously Andy, I know you are probably incapable of coming to terms with this, but the less you speak, the funnier the content is. The point has been made, you are earning money for your "skills" as obs slave. Just stick to that. Only speak when PPP speaks directly to you, meaning he says your name.

 

[Yeshua Moon]

In a non-partisan way, I can see the point.

No. They don't have a point. I would watch PPP if he was using a shitty phone to film a broken laptop while he's spreading his asshole as a genuinely schizophrenic person interrupts him every 5 seconds to point out that he is incapable of pooping into a toilet.
I would watch Andy nowhere. "Twisted Minds" viewership is concrete proof that all of these other retards feel the same way.
ANDY, JUST PLAY THE FUCKING VIDEOS AND LET ME LAUGH AT THE LOLCOWS THAT PPP MOCKS.

 

[Yeshua Moon]

on second thought, i do need to admit that i dont understand what attracts the hardcore paypigs
i do donate, but not on any serious level and i suppose its possible that paypigs are the segment andy comprehends and motivates

 

[Udders4Everyone]

on second thought, i do need to admit that i dont understand what attracts the hardcore paypigs
i do donate, but not on any serious level and i suppose its possible that paypigs are the segment andy comprehends and motivates

I doubt that. Unless it's trolls paypigging to interrupt actual nectar to stutter over ppp throwing him off his roll

 

[Sphere]

Josh v. PPP: I don't think it is the gay thing. PPP takes all kinds of shit on the chin and doesn't chimp out. What I think TRULY hurt PPP was when Josh refused his offer to go on the Casino. Josh basically said "I'm a fan, but I should just stay a fan. Whenever I get involved with PPP drama, something goes wrong". Something about the notion that he is such a drama-stirrer that even somebody with a torched rep like Joshua Moon isn't interested in being his drama buddy really pushed PPP off the rails. That seemed to be the turning point. I don't blame Josh for a second for this one. He has no shortage of drama and bullshit to deal with and I can see why he would see PPP's friendship as a net negative. I like both of their shows, honestly, and I wish they got along and could do content together. But it probably just isn't happening any time soon.

I've seen several faggots like you make this "argument".

What exactly would happen to Josh if he got on PPP's show?

Would his mother get raped? Would his pigeons get killed? Would KF go offline forever?