Im with you on that. Lets be honest, Amber cant even haul her ass to go get groceries so shes not moving across the country. Now if by some uncanny reason she pulls it off shes gonna end up in a trash heap of a trailer park or slum. She never leaves the house anyways so you know shell just lie her ass off pretending shes living her best life in LA.
I know it will never happen, but seeing these full body shots of Amber make me so goddamn curious to see her lose like 350 pounds. I just have to know how the worn out elastin and collagen in her body tries to contort the loose skin and where her body tries to store adipose when there isn't 400x more than there should be. My theory is she'll look like a balloon dog.
Love that she acts like a baddie but still has to throw her hair up in the poop bun because it's a greasy mess lmao
Yes.Are you saying that because she's never volunteered her face on camera or because she's black?
Lmao I’d just love to see her try to scramble up some stanzas to rhyme (because in her pea brain, all poetry has to do is rhyme) with “cetacean stranding”
if i didnt know any better, i would have thought that a third-grader wrote this.
They go in circles fast.
God, I really dislike these. It's serial killer shit and not at all attractive or stylish. I like how one is obese too so Amber feels represented. Tasteless and tacky and will end up on the street outside a locked Goodwill in the next year.
What I pictured after I laughed at that stupid ass line was a seagull on an ATV. She is an absolute idiot that believes she's so profound. She does write like a fucking kid in elementary school.
