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I think most people here view Elon Musk as a psychotic faggot who is fucking up the universe,
Why so? Teslas are shit, Paypal sucks but Starlink seems like a good idea fundamentally, I don't see how Elon is any worse than Jeff Bezos or your average oil tycoon.
 
So what's gonna happen when he removes all the blue checkmarks and puts in a new system?
 
So, I was wondering if anyone has posted this yet

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Twitter has blocked its developers from making changes to the app to prevent it from being sabotaged by left-wing staff angry at Elon Musk's $44 billion takeover amid an outbreak of hysteria among liberal social media personalities who are threatening to quit the social media giant.

The Tesla founder said he wanted to re-establish the principle of free speech on the platform and has joined criticism of its moderation policies which are accused of disproportionately targeting conservative voices, but his critics claim he will allow 'hate to flourish'.

Twitter has now banned any product updates that are not 'business-critical,' the move aims to prevent angry staff from 'going rogue', a source told Bloomberg, and comes after employees dismissed Musk as 'dangerous to democracy'.

Employees bombarded internal message boards with attacks on Musk:

'I feel like I'm going to throw up. I really don't wanna work for a company that is owned by Elon Musk,' one staffer said, The New York Times reported.

Another Twitter employee reportedly complained: 'I feel like he's this petulant little boy and that he's doing this to troll. He doesn't know anything about our policies and what we do. His statement about our algo was fucking insane.'

Some Twitter staff were openly rebelling against Musk, one observer noted, posting a screen shot of Twitter's official Github site and posting a public response entitled 'The Algorithm', with zero code.

Meanwhile, Leslie Miley, a former Twitter employee, said that Twitter was going 'going to let a man-child essentially take over their platform'.

CEO Parag Agrawal addressed staff on Monday dodging questions about whether Donald Trump would be allowed to rejoin.

Staff were told there would be no layoffs 'at this time' - but no guarantees were provided when Musk takes over.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...staff-claim-new-boss-dangerous-democracy.html
 
Read some interesting tweets that Musk could turn Twitter into a cash cow fairly simply because the company is notorious in Silicon Valley for its labor costs. Overpaid superfluous employees everywhere. Twitter has 8000 employees and I've read credible people saying it could operate and achieve a large profit margin just by firing a bunch of people. That it could run with 2000 employees as a bare minimum (more likely 3000 or 4000). And since he will be the sole owner that profit goes straight to Elon and no one else (well, after taxes go to Uncle Sam).
Half of those are probably DEI officers, censors and other hall-monitors, and other worse-than-useless administrative types. Just like any other tech company, the more useful the employee, the less likely they are to be woke. So he’ll have greater retention with the competent, and there are millions of excellent tech people who will be thrilled to join a de-woked dotcom where they’re guaranteed to be remote.

I do recommend that all employees who quit or get laid off be banned lol. All they’ll do is brat it up trying to get banned so they can claim censorship..
 
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So, I was wondering if anyone has posted this yet

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Twitter has blocked its developers from making changes to the app to prevent it from being sabotaged by left-wing staff angry at Elon Musk's $44 billion takeover amid an outbreak of hysteria among liberal social media personalities who are threatening to quit the social media giant.

The Tesla founder said he wanted to re-establish the principle of free speech on the platform and has joined criticism of its moderation policies which are accused of disproportionately targeting conservative voices, but his critics claim he will allow 'hate to flourish'.

Twitter has now banned any product updates that are not 'business-critical,' the move aims to prevent angry staff from 'going rogue', a source told Bloomberg, and comes after employees dismissed Musk as 'dangerous to democracy'.

Employees bombarded internal message boards with attacks on Musk:

'I feel like I'm going to throw up. I really don't wanna work for a company that is owned by Elon Musk,' one staffer said, The New York Times reported.

Another Twitter employee reportedly complained: 'I feel like he's this petulant little boy and that he's doing this to troll. He doesn't know anything about our policies and what we do. His statement about our algo was fucking insane.'

Some Twitter staff were openly rebelling against Musk, one observer noted, posting a screen shot of Twitter's official Github site and posting a public response entitled 'The Algorithm', with zero code.

Meanwhile, Leslie Miley, a former Twitter employee, said that Twitter was going 'going to let a man-child essentially take over their platform'.

CEO Parag Agrawal addressed staff on Monday dodging questions about whether Donald Trump would be allowed to rejoin.

Staff were told there would be no layoffs 'at this time' - but no guarantees were provided when Musk takes over.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...staff-claim-new-boss-dangerous-democracy.html
I wonder how many braincells have we all lost reading articles like this.
 
Another Twitter employee reportedly complained: 'I feel like he's this petulant little boy and that he's doing this to troll. He doesn't know anything about our policies and what we do. His statement about our algo was fucking insane.'
I love this projection.
 
Elon Musk Buys everything

1998: Elon buys the internet domain of x.com

2000: Elon gets fire and x.com become paypal merging with ebay in 2000

2002: Elon buys SpaceX

2004: Elon Musk buys Telsa becoming the largest shareholders and the largest electric vehicle.

2016: Elon buys The Boring Company

2016: Elon buys Solar City

2016: Elon buys Nuralink

2017: Elon buys back the domain of x.com

2022: Elon buys Twitters

2023: Elon buys Coca-Cocla and actually put the cocaine back in.

2024: Elon start launching Mars mission

2028: Elon set up a moon base and mine Helium-3. Which turn into the most cleanest resource of nuclear energy and turning Elon into the first trillionair.

2030: Elon buys Apple

2031: Elon buys Google

2031: Elon try to buy Microsoft, Bill Gate tell Elon to fuck off.

2032: Microsoft steal the Nuralink source code.

2033: Elon buys Disney, renames it to 420 Disney

2034: Elon buys America and finally legalize weed on a federal level and pardon FPSRussia.

2036: Elon buys Amazon and Blue Origin. Blue Origin later merge with SpaceX which help the beginning of colonize Mars and the beginning of space tourism on Mars.

2040: Elon SpaceX discover FTL

2042: Elon SpaceX colonizes the rest of the solar system

2042: Microsoft/Elon Nuralink become self aware leaning from human conscious and become Skynet. Beginning of the raise of the AI machine and the first time the US Space Force enter space warfare.

2042: Elon SpaceX become the first company to mass produce military Battle Ship for the US Space Force.

2047: Elon SpaceX scientist discover cold fusion reactor. Giving the US Space Force a advantage and turning the tie of the war.

2049: Elon SpaceX upgrade Battle Ship with rail guns and cold fusion warheads.

2050: Nuralink central CPU was destroy ending the war. Human begin to rebuild.

2070: Elon is long pass away, but his child beginning interstellar colonization.
 
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Twitter was a shithole. It will either stay a shithole, or get better. Whoever loses, we win.
True, or it will collapse, Their only option now it failure.
I just fucking had to do it. :story:

Those tweets, as read by Twilight Sparklebot:

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That Fat Goblin Cow should go back to Canada. Free Speech is superior to censorship as the pros outweigh the cons. Man her views are very much in line with cucklord Trudeau
 
Why so? Teslas are shit, Paypal sucks but Starlink seems like a good idea fundamentally, I don't see how Elon is any worse than Jeff Bezos or your average oil tycoon.
True, the world would improve if there were fewer Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos' out there, not because Elon is a swell guy, but because his narcissism is channeled into trying to build a legacy as a bringer of revolutionary technological achievements rather than throwing cash at progressive politicians so you can be remembered as a good liberal
 
does that mean I wont be banned for retweeting radfem shit?
Musk doesn't have full control yet and twitter is still run by the old censors and old TOS. There has been some unexpected leniency or inaction taken on some tweets, but I wouldn't bet my account on it. On the one hand, Sara Gonzales has been going off the past few days and hasn't caught a ban yet, on the other hand the Babylon Bee and Meghan Murphy are still banned/suspended.
 
Musk doesn't have full control yet and twitter is still run by the old censors and old TOS. There has been some unexpected leniency or inaction taken on some tweets, but I wouldn't bet my account on it. On the one hand, Sara Gonzales has been going off the past few days and hasn't caught a ban yet, on the other hand the Babylon Bee and Meghan Murphy are still banned/suspended.
I'm expecting they're giving more leeway as they remove the filters such as shadowbanning and pro-commie algorithms, as most people are.
 
Musk doesn't have full control yet and twitter is still run by the old censors and old TOS. There has been some unexpected leniency or inaction taken on some tweets, but I wouldn't bet my account on it. On the one hand, Sara Gonzales has been going off the past few days and hasn't caught a ban yet, on the other hand the Babylon Bee and Meghan Murphy are still banned/suspended.
I have ten twatter accounts 3 of them are banned for shitposting.

I know elons gonna take twatter to the moon :D
 
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