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This is proof the left can not meme. Jesus, this is the best they can come up with?
Why is it that everytime these retards try to smear someone they do not like they always try to paint them as some kind of cartoon villain.
I mean, is that the limit of their imagination?

To smear someone and to get it to get some traction it needs to contain a grain of truth and it needs to be funny.
You need to put in effort.
What he just did here is the same as a super low-energy attempt like "create a picture of Musk wearing a nazi uniform".
Sure, your in-group might think "this is great, we hate him" but it just looks stupid and deranged to normal people and it will never
get any traction. People will just look at it and say "ok, so musk is hitler. where is the joke? where is the funny part?"

They don’t use cartoon villains, they use the surface level of cartoon villains. Most cartoons gave the bad guys a motive and a methodology, progressives can only see the “muhahaha, my plan is COMPLETE!!1!” part.

Also, that was probably a joke post, Poe’s Law is the god of Twitter, so things will always be nearly impossible to discern. The keyword was “salivating”.
 
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True, the world would improve if there were fewer Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos' out there, not because Elon is a swell guy, but because his narcissism is channeled into trying to build a legacy as a bringer of revolutionary technological achievements rather than throwing cash at progressive politicians so you can be remembered as a good liberal

I'd say Musk wants to be a fusion of Westinghouse and Eddison. He does enjoy the publicity he can get with social media and his reach being able to not have to buy journalists as old Thomas does, but much like Westinghouse he wants the world to run entirely on tech he helps derive or develop.
 
Why so? Teslas are shit, Paypal sucks but Starlink seems like a good idea fundamentally, I don't see how Elon is any worse than Jeff Bezos or your average oil tycoon.
"He isn't worse than Jeff Bezos" is not exactly a sterling recommendation of character. He may be acting as a Warrior of God at this particular instant, but he can morph right back into Violent Monster of Chaos at any time, and probably will. Trickster gods are always great when their tricks are aimed at people you hate. People tend to lose their sense of humor when it goes the other way though.
How exactly?
Calling a man a pedophile for rescuing children from certain death for simply pointing out his gay little submarine couldn't physically fit into the cave he wanted to use it in is fucking up the universe. That was an absolutely repellent act and only a sociopath would commit it. He seriously tried to call a guy a child molester because the guy told the truth to him, and it wasn't even a truth that would offend a person of normal mentality. It was quite simply, this physical object will not be able, because of the laws of physics, to traverse this cave.

A normal person would have just conceded the point. It took an aberrant mind to instead call the guy saying that a pedophile.
 
Only need to look in a mirror just like these nuts right here
Palmer is literally a psycho. While almost everyone is at least aware of the existence of Elon Musk, almost nobody is aware of Bill Palmer, and I bet a higher percentage of people aware of the existence of Bill Palmer think he's a completely irredeemable lunatic than those aware of Elon Musk.

I am somewhat prejudiced because I have long dreamt of some disgruntled billionaire (even Donald Trump) just buying Twitter to fuck their shit up.

Also we could "unpack" the bullshit in this, claiming Biden actually "runs" the Democratic Party. That senile son of a bitch gets a train run on him by the DNC every night.

It's like claiming the Republicans are "run" by Donald Trump. Half of them hate his guts. But Trump has the unfortunate (for them) ability not to give a shit about that, and while many of these GOP turds hate his guts, they also entirely lack testicular fortitude and dare not talk shit to the Big Man. The instant he shows weakness, the Senators will pull out their knives. "Et tu McConnell?"
 
Palmer is literally a psycho. While almost everyone is at least aware of the existence of Elon Musk, almost nobody is aware of Bill Palmer, and I bet a higher percentage of people aware of the existence of Bill Palmer think he's a completely irredeemable lunatic than those aware of Elon Musk.

I am somewhat prejudiced because I have long dreamt of some disgruntled billionaire (even Donald Trump) just buying Twitter to fuck their shit up.
He fits the Definition of one and the whole world can see it and normal people are watching have a tantrum. He made money off of hating trump and became trump. now he is going to milk money off of Elon and considering he has super followers for his grift. Sooner or later his house of cards is going collapse and I consider him a career cow lolcow at best.
 
Gotta say, even with the most optimistic outcome, I have mixed feelings about being granted the privilege of free speech by a capricious billionaire. It would have been so much more satisfying if Twitter reversed their policies because they were afraid of normal people beating them to death.
 
Palmer is literally a psycho. While almost everyone is at least aware of the existence of Elon Musk, almost nobody is aware of Bill Palmer, and I bet a higher percentage of people aware of the existence of Bill Palmer think he's a completely irredeemable lunatic than those aware of Elon Musk.

I am somewhat prejudiced because I have long dreamt of some disgruntled billionaire (even Donald Trump) just buying Twitter to fuck their shit up.

Also we could "unpack" the bullshit in this, claiming Biden actually "runs" the Democratic Party. That senile son of a bitch gets a train run on him by the DNC every night.

It's like claiming the Republicans are "run" by Donald Trump. Half of them hate his guts. But Trump has the unfortunate (for them) ability not to give a shit about that, and while many of these GOP turds hate his guts, they also entirely lack testicular fortitude and dare not talk shit to the Big Man. The instant he shows weakness, the Senators will pull out their knives. "Et tu McConnell?"
Baldcuck.com redirects to The Palmer Report. The hundred or so people even aware of his existence know he's a sad angry little man.
 
Gotta say, even with the most optimistic outcome, I have mixed feelings about being granted the privilege of free speech by a capricious billionaire. It would have been so much more satisfying if Twitter reversed their policies because they were afraid of normal people beating them to death.
Free speech isn't something given to you by a billionaire. It is something you demand. It is something you exercise.

It is something you have. If you are of the God-believing sort, it is something given to you only by God. No legitimate government has the power to take it away from you, because any government claiming that power is illegitimate.

Speak your mind or die. Whatever other shit I have to say about Elon Musk, he has certainly put his money where his mouth is, now let's see what he actually does with it.
 
Yet another case of psycho guy being completely right. When a dude as perpetually stoned out of his mind and full of spite as Musk is constantly right about you, you should really reevaluate your life!
Y’know, I swear that time Elon went on Joe Rogan’s podcast and smoked some weed either broke him, or woke up whatever this current form of Elon is…
 
The thing about Discord and Reddit is that there they have to work within spread out pages on specific topics and don't have the luxury of dictating discourse the same way as they do on Twitter where every piece of garbage flows into the same place.
Agreed. The problem with trying to find a new place for butthurt Tweeters to go is that they don't just want to talk on the internet, they specifically want an environment where they feel like they're making important public statements to an audience of millions and can send messages directly to politicians, celebrities, and brands. It's why they'll type whole goddamn essays in 280-character chunks instead of just getting a blog. That's why I seriously doubt any of them will actually go to another site unless everyone else goes with them.
 
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