Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Neko GF]

Sorry for the kinda sorta double post, but new JOTG

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[GentlemanFaggot]

Sorry for the kinda sorta double post, but new JOTG

Haven't watched yet, is that cheese atop it? It looks like plastic, gross.

I thought boomer Tex-Mex places like these died out years ago.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Looks like the new owners didn't bother to update the decor except for throwing some plastic agaves and palms, painting some dividers yellow and calling it a day. Otherwise it still looks like a retro diner. Jack, of course, is comforted by this as he is afraid of novelty.

It fails the salsa test, but Jack doesn't know why. Jack suddenly realizes that he didn't order chips and salsa and is amazed they give it to him for free. "Not a lot of restaurants do that anymore". Jack is mesmerized by the "real cactus" on the table. $4 for those two sad tacos is indeed ridiculous, I will agree with that.

The "urban" music blaring over the pop country in the background is incredibly jarring, Jack acknowledges this but he doesn't give a shit because dubbing over B Roll is too hard on that $3500 MACKBOOK.

"HOPE" makes an appearance at the end. "I want to show them compassion", "nothing tasted bad" but he gives it a C+. A pretty accurate grade, but for the wrong reasons. I doubt this place is going to last long.

Choice quotes: "There's people here", "I'm not sure if that's a bar anymore or just an eating place", "I'll get the Carni-Kesko or something else"

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Sorry for the kinda sorta double post, but new JOTG

I like how at 4:35 Jack comments he was worried there would be too much of the beans and rice and not enough meat. The implication being he thinks many other Tex-Mex places have served small portions.

 

[captkrisma]

One Margarita by Luke Bryan

Cross Country by Breland

 

[TurdFondler]

Bold move to sell the black beans with the slime still on them. Jack doesn't notice or care.

 

[DontEatThat]

I wished Jack had the chile rellenos instead because im sure he would of just fucking dove right in and got a toothpick to the gums or roof of his mouth.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Sorry for the kinda sorta double post, but new JOTG

Oh man, I have been champing at the bit for a new JOTG since Fatty missed Wednesday's update. Who am I kidding, I hate this fat fuck.

Jack is doing hip hop over the background country music LMAO. He's also having a lot of trouble reading off the menu, pronouncing queso as "kesko" and struggling with guacamole too.

Tammy has a Pizza Ranch Rewards card on her keyring. Imagine being such an Amerilard couple that you join a membership program for the worst pizza-based chain restaurant in the country.

The foods looks like generic Tex Mex slop, and $4+ for the two tacos is laughable. I actually started feeling sick on the close-up of Tammy's dish, it looks like someone poured Elmers glue on her plate.

What does Jack think?

1. Salsa: "Very flavorful" but "I'm not a fan".
2. Spanish rice: "Good... No bits in it".
3. Beans: "Very flavorful" (he's clearly butthurt that he ordered refried instead of whole.)
4. Beef: "That's good. A little bit of heat."
5. Tacos: "Tasted really good" but "too expensive" and skimpy portions.
6. Overall: "All the flavors... nothing tasted bad." Too pricey.

Great content! Can't wait for next week, or month.

The video cuts to Jack at home because he somehow couldn't finish filming at the restaurant. This comes right after they found the toothpicks in Tammy's food, and Jack monologues about how nice the people at the restaurant were and how he "wants to show more compassion" because that's something he "needs to do". This is a weird segue and I feel like Jack is leaving out details.

Here's my take: Jack and Tammy told the waitress about the toothpicks, then something happened to set off Jack's temper. Maybe they asked to get their entire meal comped and the management refused, or somehow Jack just got personally offended and lost his temper. Either way there's some specific reason Jack didn't film the rest of the meal and didn't finish the review outside, maybe because he was being a pouty bitch and couldn't hide it long enough, or maybe the management even asked them to leave.

The other possibility is Jack had some kind of medical emergency or felt really crappy from eating shitty slop full of sodium and they interrupted the meal to take him to the doctor or ER.

 

[salmonellajack]

Does Jack do a backwards/ mirror shot to trick us into thinking his right arm works?

 

[Chicken Lo Mein]

Sorry for the kinda sorta double post, but new JOTG

A compilation of several notable jackoffs

Spoiler: foodgasms

Also lmao'd at the segment at the end. A truly "compassionate" barrage of complaints with a meager C+ rating at the end. Never change, Jack.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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Uh oh! Angy Jack has encountered a most heinous plot to thwart his right to the democratic process! Could it be those devilish democrats, as suggested by James Scheirer, or is Jack just an idiot?

Given that this is what you get from the Sumner County Election Commission when you Google "Sumner County TN Sample Ballot," I'm going with the latter.

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“I’m a free thinker unlike ‘em liberals….where is the little ‘R’ so I know which party they’re for?” People like Jack shouldn’t be allowed to vote. This two party systems is killing America with this “us vs them” mentality. I’m sure the third stroke is coming, so why even vote jack

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Jack's cooking up a double batch today!

Pigs In A Blanket (KETO Friendly)

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[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Wow that fish-lipped mouth of his is really picking up momentum drifting away from the stroke side of his face

Spoiler

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Sorry for the kinda sorta double post, but new JOTG

I'm not gonna make a joke about the meat(?) in the middle looking like it's covered in cum
I'm not gonna make a joke about the meat(?) in the middle looking like it's covered in cum
I'm not gonna make a joke about the meat(?) in the middle looking like it's covered in cum


Was the meat inspired by how Tammy looks after a trip to the "gym"?

 

[captkrisma]

"The food glove is such a hinderance" as he slowly flops his dead stroke arm up to the bowl to hold it still.

 

[densedance]

Oh God, does it get worse with the weird Audio editing? Yes it fucking does. At first I tought my Keyboard was fucking with me because I hit the Play button & then I tought Spotify would play in the background. Untill I realized it's his video.

Hold on, is that Toast Cheese that they melted on there or what's with that weird surface?


This looks like some inbred Baba Ganoush with Meat. Wtf.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Jack's cooking up a double batch today!

Pigs In A Blanket (KETO Friendly)

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Jacks seems pretty low-energy in this video. He's probably still butthurt about the (maybe totally imaginary) showdown at Pacifico's.

"I got rid of the food glove, I'll wash my hands... or I did wash my hands, and I'll wash them again after." Nice catch, wouldn't want your viewers to think you're unhygienic.

I estimated this recipe as: 4 cups of almond flour, 8 oz cream cheese, 4 cups mozzarella, 40 cocktail sausages, 2 eggs = about 3200 calories, across 40 pigs = 80 calories a piece. Assuming the other plate is for Tammy, that's 1600 calories in one meal.

How long will Jack keep calling Hope his "new" puppy?

 

[AnOminous]

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Wow that fish-lipped mouth of his is really picking up momentum drifting away from the stroke side of his face

Spoiler

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This picture makes me want him to die at least 44% more than I did previously. DIE JACK!

 

[Random Internet Person]

Shout out to @Rod Dangerous for this loop of Jack trapped in his personal hell. God has forsaken us.

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I'm I'm huge proponent of "no bad puppers, just bad owners".

Idgaf about the recipe at this point or MATI ratings, Jack got me pissed off and he's lucky someone who lives in the area doesn't go off and slash his fucking tires.

Jack continues to make Kay’s Cooking look like a master with multiple Michelin stars.

Mushbrain has ordered a bunch more crap that he saw on TikTok. Tammy implies she's not happy with how much he got.
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How long before the divorce?