Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Literally dropped in for 20 seconds to see what kind of shit was going on. On top of suffering his disgusting man voice, Lucas truly does only have one expression: perpetual horny smirk because he's constantly staring at his own cleavage.

I'm so glad I chose to spend my evening differently than watching portions of his stream.

Also, nice to see $72,000 donated to Lucas' personal fund. Pressing X to doubt any of that money will actually go anywhere other than his own pocket.
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Really standing up for workers' rights when you can dump several of your viewers'-combined salaries on a 'trans charity'
 
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themasterlurker said:
Really standing up for workers' rights when you can dump several of your viewers'-combined salaries on a 'trans charity'
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Let's be real, the best charity you can give a tranny is $20 for some strong rope.

Also Lucas, since I know you'll read this eventually: there are no "trans kids", just grooming victims. Stay the fuck away from children, pedofag.
 
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Rent-free! We can all guess which "type" Lucas is, lol:

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I have resumed my psychological torture. My Allah cleanse my soul.

Some person called InTheMorning is on. Apparently Hasan raided and his viewers quickly fizzled out. Still playing the goddamn marbles game. Lucas admitted that it was chosen because it takes no effort and chat needs amusement. Best part of stream was asked, Matrix troon was what Lucas answered. Wants to do more with the old man. Lucas wants to bid on a $1400 Matrix prop that Matrix troon is auctioning off. Highlight was rationing some donor’s transphobic dad. Lucas says the dad has a broken brain and looks like a QAnon person. Guest is apparently giving a speech at some pride rally at University of Maryland tomorrow. Lucas says he’s super ADHD and it helped him organize the stream. CuckerFailson was the winner of one of the marbles races. Guest is a more of a Twitch retard than me and doesn’t understand the marbles game really. Guest joined the Keffals Discord. Lucas says he loves dogs and wishes he had one. Thanks you dogfucker. This was brought on by the guest sending a video of their cat and dog. Lucas says he’s going on vacation after this. Lucas speeded about becoming a politics streamer due to the Texas legislation and being connected to the existing ones. Wishes he could just watch YouTube. Some Elon Musk complaining. Lucas talks about trying to bully people onto his stream and says he doesn’t do that for clout. Doubt that. Apparently donations reached 100k, my stream is too grainy to tell. Some dumb song was playing that was made for Keffals. Wish they played Ginger Male Market Failure. Stream quality improved, donations at 106k.

Troon MMA fighter is on now. Voice is annoying. Sounds like a weak male. Something about someone named Alana. Looked it up, he’s another troon fighter. Lucas admitted to not doing research on the troon on right now. Apparently some reporter somehow found out the troon was trans after they won by knockout in 39 seconds and then he decided to come out as the reporter said he was going to release an article. Leah Thomas was mentioned. MMA troon says hysteria over the troons is sports is ridiculous. Says it’s based on fear, misogyny, and transphobia. MMA doesn’t understand marbles. How brain dead is this dickhead. Apparently 3098 viewers. The donation sound is a lot less annoying. MMA troon complains about Joe Rogan being correct when Rogan talked about him. Apparently Spotify purged that shit. Rogan is a retard when it comes to MMA, but he knows the basic shit at least. MMA’s voice kinda reminds me of trooned out CWC. Barely any donated since this segment started (less than 1k). MMA begged for donations to spite Joe Rogan, definitely reminded me of CWC. Sperging about anti trans legislation. MMA and Lucas are both retarded and don’t really know what they’re talking about. The transphobia shift from ignorance to hate argument has been brought up again. Some Drumpf blaming. Just reached slightly over 107k. More CWC sounding grifting. Goal is currently 120k, wants to get it in next 6 hours. Lucas talks about intentionally shifting goalposts on donations to get more money. Those opioids ain’t cheap after all. MMA really hates Rogan, wants his show pulled. MMA wants to drop Twitter over Musk. Lucas makes up some shit about Musk purchase being voided. MMA would leave Twitter if evil orange man returns to it, then plugs socials. Both of them complain about voices being changed to sound like men by trolls. Don’t worry, y’all sound like men anyway. Complain about shit being made up to mock troons. Don’t worry Lucas, I’ve seen shit I can’t forget unfortunately. Lucas says he’s never dedicated any time to hating a group. Women aren’t a group I guess. MMA says they do it to TERFs. Lucas says they deserve it. YWNBAW. Donation said Yoko Littner is best girl. MMA says TERFs should donate because it also affects them. Lucas mentions he’s a goddamn Leaf again. He says he’s afraid of the anti trans shit happening in Canada. MMA doesn’t understand why Castro’s child is unpopular. Lucas says his unpopularity is due to the trucker protest and him using the Emergencies Act, not that he’s was already an obnoxious wanker who does blackface. He’s been unpopular for years ffs. Went over by 3 minutes. CWC donate begging and social plug.

Next guest in Mafia Jinx. Mentions having a gamer moment over something and having to stop LoL over it. Spergs about playing Valorant. Lucas needs stuff repeated because he’s sleepy. Jinx says they have Communism as their name in Valorant. Lucas says he uses Che Gavara as his name. Sperging over people not liking Che because he killed gays, but muh trans genocide. Something about a Che emote idk I’m not that retarded. Brought up Destiny and Hasan. Some Twitch jargon and I can’t give enough of a shit over this Twitch shit to write this properly. Sex worker sperging by Jinx. Lucas agrees ofc, the Islamic content creator that he is. Jinx talks about how people do both porn and escort work now. How is this just not exploitation again? Lucas mentioned that he did sex work and how some trans do it because they need work. I don’t think that’s why he did it. Really hope someone can clip this. I hate this entire conversation. Jinx wants to get rid of people who do it to survive, but wants it to be safer for people who do. Oxymoron. Jinx rants about strip clubs being awful experiences. Lucas says men are fucking gross in response to this. Donations at 108k. Robussy joke. Uncle Ted was probably right. Lucas talks about Melon being supportive. He’s chasing probably. Fuck him, he gave MBDTF a 6. Retard. Jinx has Lucas play some dumb Tik Tok with Melon. Send me crack. Jinx wants Lucas to sleep on stream. Donation reading again. Muh trans rights are human rights. Jinx says she’s a lazy pothead and Lucas works so hard. You seen Lucas’s old room? Moist. Jinx talks about working at Starbucks and being addicted to perc. Says Starbucks never noticed. Lucas reads some Tweet about the camera angle being bad. Probably a chaser wanting shitty tits on stream. Camera angle and Zodiac sign sperging. Lucas keeps using sleep deprivation as an excuse. More Zodiac sperging. Jinx is clearly a useless druggie. I needed to screenshot this next one.
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That’s incel shit.
Lucas uses sleep deprivation as an excuse again. Jinx says to take a 90 minute nap. Lucas too lazy to wake up tbh. Lucas says he’s running on adderall and caffeine pills. Jinx spergs about US education being conservative biased.

Willow is the next guest. Sounds like a fag. Apparently former engineer according to Google. Lol. Lucas spent $110 on Taco Bell. As a Taco Bell consumer, how the fuck. That’s at least 10 fucking meals. Willow is jerking off Lucas’s ego about his looks. It’s really overboard. Willow apparently is too lazy to do makeup most of the time. Willow is from Bama. This is really awful to listen to. Lucas left to get coffee I think. Willow proceeds to call for wiggles in chat. Someone post that one we have here. More sleep deprivation excuses. Willow has tattoo appointment tomorrow. Lucas wants Willow to bully chat into donating. I hate grifting. Lucas threatens to turn off the stream. This is bullshit. Willow says everyone needs a trans friend. No. I want Taco Bell. Foot fetish is mentioned. I pray for international Islam currently. More stream shutdown threatening. This is some lolcow classic shit. Some streamer is hard job shit. Shut up NEETs. Chat gets threatened again. I got a GEICO ad refreshing the stream. Funny gecko. Chat was successfully bullied into reaching 110k in donations. Weird thing about Willow being called mom, but not mommy by chat. YWNBAW. Willow hates grits, various greens, and sweet tea. Fake Southerner. Lucas got bored of marbles and sperged some. Didn’t stop it though. Zelda sperging. More grifting. Lucas finally started up another game, Star Fox 64. Do a barrel roll into a noose. Lucas wants to do more donation manipulation.

It’s Bobposting time. Oh gawd, I’m grooming. Sounds like a dude doing a shit impression of a woman. Why the fuck is this dick here. Don’t mean to a-log, but this stream has destroyed my sanity and I hate this DIY shit. Vaush coming on tomorrow is mentioned. Some autistic Irish rapper as well. Bobposting is literally plugging the bathtub chemicals on stream. I am going to fucking lose it. DIY is a horrible option. Rip to any impressionable kids who follow that shit. Some dude named Shaun was shouted out for the bathtub chemical document. This shit is going to kill someone. Why is this allowed. That one blood test thing I mentioned in the other one was mentioned again. Troon shit is referred to as medically necessary by Bobposting. Bobposting plugs the death list again. Can this jagoff get banned off Twitter for good? Bobposting is apparently not American, can’t remember if the PG thread mentions that. Lucas just died in Star Fox. Shit gamer. Bobposting is Canadian. The Year of the Rake approaches. Bobposting talks about the minor killer website being improved from being just a bunch of Google Doc links. Apparently non-binary HRT shit has been worked on recently. Gonna kill all the same. Kill all pedos. Lucas still sucks at Star Fox. Apparently Bobposting is very active on DMs. Pedophile. Be an hero. Lucas calls Bobposting’s stuff “advocacy”. Oh yeah, that site is constantly being linked in chat. Lucas just wanted Bobposting on to shill the gay bomb shit. Bobposting started the DIY HRT stuff because they got put on a waiting list for few months. It’s really a cycle of grooming. I wish the GEICO gecko was real. Bobposting keeps calling male troon shit “trans masc”. Apparently helped to troon out Shaun that was mentioned earlier. Hope Elon bans this waste of oxygen. Lucas calls this shit really important and says he appreciates that Bobposting does it. Fucking groomer. Lucas asks about safeguarding in the grooming hysteria and was hesitant about bringing Bobposting on stream because of really right wing people who would use it to push a groomer narrative. Bobposting deflects by saying they don’t sell HRT. Says the negative attention dies down quickly. Moving to GitHub seems to have been done to prevent mass reports. Apparently Vaush is raiding. Now we’ve got 2 pedos along with a dogfucker. Grifting was resumed. Bobposting said uwu twice. Shotguns cure pedophilia. Apparently chat was complimenting Bobposting’s voice. There’s just something about it that’s annoying. Lucas quit Star Fox because he’s too fucking dumb to shoot yellow triangles. Even Bobposting figured it out. Now it’s Dr Mario. Bobposting did an ASMR voice. It sounded the exact same. Lucas is too retarded to play Dr Mario. He rage quit again. About 30 minutes of total actual gaming. Marbles was brought back up. Bobposting doesn’t get marbles. Everyone here is retarded, including me for doing this.
Oh yeah, I don’t actually watch these for my own sanity, I just listen to it. You can avoid ads on a phone by not full screening the Twitch feed.

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This deserves to be in this post twice. May Allah have mercy on your soul Lucas.

About 2:15 is covered here. Bobposting destroyed my remaining sanity. Maybe I’ll do this some after some sleep, depends on how likely I am to rant about killing pedophiles. I want Taco Bell.
 
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Winter said:
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Found this in the pinned messages in #general on the discord server lmao
tranny try not to be ugly and unfunny challenge (impossible)
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Ok this tranny is way too disturbingly close to Chris Chan for my comfort. The way he talks, how his voice sounds, and he even looks like him a little bit.
 
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A1 Steak Sauce said:
Can’t believe fucking Bobposting is on here. It doesn’t help you deflect grooming accusations when you bring the goddamn bathtub chemical fag on stream. If there’s any segment other than the ones with more notable people than Lucas to record, that’s the one.
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Here's Bobposting's segment; the 'pink pill shilling' starts at 2:20. For a text summary instead, see @A1 Steak Sauce's notes here.

 
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Here is a song some guy made for Keffals that he played on stream, in case anyone cared. Archiving more for my own reference. A while back tranny musician Left At London said he was gonna make a song for Keffals, and I have eagerly been awaiting it so I could make a transphobic parody out of it. It's been a couple weeks and this song still has not been released so I might parody this one once I get the time

 
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