Debate local AF catboy twink TravLeBlanc about PPP's anus or whatever

Gaston LaNoir said:
Allow me to ask the citizens of Kiwi Farms a question. Do you not find it odd?

On Tuesday Tequila Sunrise, Ethan Ralph played Surfer's #SWATspiracy video. Announces Surfer will be on Saturday's Killstream
On Wednesday's Tequila Sunrise, Ethan Ralph gets swatted immediately after he starts playing Gahool's video on PPP
Then on Wednesday Night, PPP comes out and announces that he would like to END THE FEUD with America First.
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Do you not find that odd?

I mean, why on Earth would PPP want to end the feud with Cozy? Kino Casino stumbled upon a winning formula and was just starting to gain momentum. The whole brand is based on shitting on Cozy and they could do it indefinitely. Nick can't get banned from Cozy so unless get killed or goes to jail, there is no reason to believe that Kino Casino could not milk their formula forever.

But then PPP comes out and says he wants to nuke his entire brand just to land this one event with Sam Hyde on it. He wants to throw away this winning formula that he could milk indefinitely just to land this single one-off event with Sam Hyde. The payday for a single event would have to be in the hundreds of thousands for it to be worth nuke your brand for and no one is going to be putting up hundreds of thousands of dollars to see Ethan Ralph and Andy Warksi box.

Don't you find this all a bit odd?

The whole fight thing is a hoax. They aren't serious and it's never gonna happen. The whole point of the "fight" was to change the subject. The #SWATspiracy is real.
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No one stumbled upon anything. PPP has been doing this content for a couple years now and it used to be funnier with Surfer interrupting, which I couldn't stand then either.
 
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Udders4Everyone said:
No one stumbled upon anything. PPP has been doing this content for a couple years now and it used to be funnier with Surfer interrupting, which I couldn't stand then either.
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The difference is that now he is doing it for money and now he is doing it on a schedule.
Before he was grifting, he would only stream when he was inspired. There was always passion there because if there wasn't, he wouldn't stream. When you're on a schedule, your performance depends a lot on how well you feel on that particular time of day. Sometimes it will be better than others. So you'll get a higher level of consistency i you only perform when you're inspired.

Plus, when you are grifting, you will inevitably stop being any kind of an artist and just start giving the audience whatever it wants to maximize profits. You stop taking artistics risks and stick with what you know is effective act getting the donations until you're a one-trick-pony.

Old PPP is never coming back.
 
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FuckThisGuy said:
If so you should have written it LaNoire with an "e", since it's feminine it needs an "e" at the end and the game is named L.A Noire and not L.A Noir.
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Yes but where do you stand on the shoelaces question? Should PPP tie his shoelaces live on stream? I don't see why you would be against it. If you hate PPP, you would want to see PPP try and fail to tie his showlaces. If you love PPP, you will want to see Surfer-respecters eternally btfo'd. PPP gracefully tying his shoelaces on a stream would be the Final Solution to the Surfer Question.
Now, some of you may like PPP so much that you would enjoy his content even if it were proven that he is indeed incapable of tying his shoelaces. So to you, the question might be irrelevant. But even if that were the case, you have to admit that you're a little curious.
We really need PPP to settle this question once and for all.
 
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Haven't checked this thread for a while and come in to find an AF sperg talking about some weird conspiracy theory that came from Surfer?
There are a few people here that like PPP or Warski, a lot don't, and most just enjoy the trashfire and laughing at the bigger retards that set themselves on fire that week.

PPP is fat, probably fatter than Ralph, that is not a new revelation, he is a grifter, Warski is a grifter and a hypocrite no one is shocked by any of this. Everyone is more or less expecting the meltdown that will inevitably happen when they break up, again nothing new.
If you're "trolling" the two of them because you're butthurt that they made fun of your homosexual midget leaders then you've already lost, just point and laugh at the spectacle and live a life outside the internet, you'll feel much better.

Now for something actually important, when are these two retards going to start to put up the show as an audio podcast/put up an rss feed? The shows are now 4+ hours long each time, and it'd be much easier to listen to on mobile than through YT, besides they'd probably get some decent download numbers, at least for the time being.
Ralph's done a lot of stupid shit with his show, but he always tried to make it available on as many formats as possible.
 
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Insanely Retarded said:
Haven't checked this thread for a while and come in to find an AF sperg talking about some weird conspiracy theory that came from Surfer?
There are a few people here that like PPP or Warski, a lot don't, and most just enjoy the trashfire and laughing at the bigger retards that set themselves on fire that week.
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But the fat retard and the stuttering retard keep us from saving America with their mean videos!
 
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Yes but where do you stand on the shoelaces question? Should PPP tie his shoelaces live on stream?
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If he's able to make it Kino I'm all for it if not I think it would be boring. Most of us thinks PPP and Warski are as morally despicable and as retarded as the people they criticize but they're able to bring Kino and decent content sometimes (well, PPP is able to) while Nick, Ralph and all this sector™ can't, it's the only thing that matters.
 
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Gaston LaNoir said:
Don't you find this all a bit odd?
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No, funny.
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I'm Cajun French, not Canada French
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Cajun/Canada, who cares, you're still a smelly dog fucking frenchie. You might as well surrender now.
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And yes, IMO Nick’s unscheduled casual streams are usually more interesting than his regular nightly show
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That's like saying being kicked in the nuts once is better than being kicked in the nuts twice.
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Nick isn't sending his best.
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Pressing X to doubt he's from AF/Nick, but this is still the best Nick could send.

It might be a Surferjette...
 
This half nigger is a groyper and thinks he's better than anyone.

"I'm so smurt, I know four french words" he says to himself, lovingly purring while thinking of the soft fur of his leader; "I'm certain this is correct, I will not google to make sure I fuck up basic articles" - he groaned, remembering the only the best goodest AF soldiers will personally receive the seed of inceldom; "Even if I were to be caught, my 3.5 GPA has proven my intellect is such that I could fool them" - he exclaimed, as he rubbed damp tissues his own forehead, dripping with sweat as he read the replies.

As I am generous as much as I am an asshole, so I will teach you a few very useful french phrases for your career in AF.

"je veux te sucer la bite" : 'I want to suck your dick', ideal for asking the blessing of your catboy fuhrer.

"tourne-toi, ecarte tes jambes" : 'turn around, spread your cheeks', to give your thanks to the catboy fuhrer for his blessing.
 
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Even by KF standards, this is some deeply autistic faggotry, right here.

Imagine caring so much about retards like Fuentez and PPP, to go to all this trouble.

@Gaston LaNoir Go outside. Get a job. Move out of your parents' house, and make some IRL freinds. Bragging that some z-list e-celeb said your name, and getting so emotionally-invested that you're triple-posting about these retards, and autistically devising clever usernames with secret, hidden clues, is pathetic, and flamingly homosexual, and you should really be deeply fucking embarrassed.

You act like a sadcase teenage girl, getting pissy because someone on the internet said mean things about your favorite limp-wristed pop-star.

No-one knows who you are, and no-one cares. Chasing e-fame in this sphere is the most sad, embarassing, deeply homosexual thing you could possibly do with your time.
 
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I was hoping to get more support for my shoelaces idea. Everyone tells me that Surfer is the unreliable psychopath but when I say "OK, let's try substantiating one of those claims by bullying PPP into tying his shoelaces on stream", I get nothing but resistance..

If you are so confident that Surfer is so completely full of shit, then I don't see what the problem is.

Surfer has laid down some heavy accusations against PPP. He has questioned PPP's faith, his sexuality, his personal hygiene, as well as his taste in shoes. We're talking some serious "big if true" stuff. If even 10% of what Surfer is say is, the implications would unfathomable but almost certainly entirely negative.
If just 10% of what Surfer is saying were proven true, no one could ever look at him the same way. No should they. Because if just 10% of what Surfer says is true, that would still make PPP the most loathsome and contemptable abomination I have ever heard of. A monstrosity deserving of nothing but contempt. A sick individual who should be shunned by all decent people for the protection of society.

If there is just even a 1% chance that just 10% of what Surfer is saying is true, we can not afford to give PPP the benefit of the doubt. The consequences of being wrong would be so dire, we simply can not afford to take any chances.

Now we can not verify everything Surfer said but for the love of God, let us at least investigate the things we can.

We MUST bully PPP into tying his shoelaces on stream.
 
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Oh nooos, Canadian retards make fun of my homosexual white saviour, You people really are fucking politcal smack addicts desperate for your next fix of comformation bias and embarassingly pathetic in the defence of it. @Gaston LaNoir your trolling plans are weak but at least it doesnt involve flagging shit down, unlike Nick's response to push back.
 
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