Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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AnOminous said:
So if you must actually troll cows, don't get caught. Do not expect approval if your embarrassing activities reflect badly on here, because when it does, you're a lolcow yourself. And will be treated as one.
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Nobody on onaforums texts Patrick (except for Andrew that one time).

They just happen to be browsing reddit, see an anonymous reddit user post their harassing text convos with Patrick, then acting as a neutral third party they crosspost these conversations to onaforums or kiwifarms.
 
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Fake Fat gets the attention of someone real Fat would never even get to notice him.
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Fat responds.
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I think we know why real Fat likes Clerks.
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Meriasek said:
Man, I'm usually against any and all interaction with lolcows and would never dream about going out to troll them, but Fatty Patty seems to be just too good of a target.
I'd go ahead and make a "HealthyGeek" account who just posts reasonable and friendly takes wherever Fatrick posts his bile, using pics of Rick shooped to be slim and slender.
But, alas, the amount of work required to shoop Flabrick into shape is just too much.
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That's why you do what the other Handsome Pat accounts did and use pictures of him a decade ago when he was thinner (back at 250 pounds) and say how he's proud to be losing weight. 2022 Pat and 2012 Pat make for nice before-after weight loss pictures.
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Nobody on onaforums texts Patrick (except for Andrew that one time).

They just happen to be browsing reddit, see an anonymous reddit user post their harassing text convos with Patrick, then acting as a neutral third party they crosspost these conversations to onaforums or kiwifarms.
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I've been tempted to text Pat myself since it seems like a game to get as many funny replies as possible before being told you're a mentally ill atalker committing "felony telephone harassment." There's some golden content there, I just know it.
 
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Save the Loli said:
I've been tempted to text Pat myself since it seems like a game to get as many funny replies as possible before being told you're a mentally ill atalker committing "felony telephone harassment." There's some golden content there, I just know it.
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I wonder if he can still be catfished anymore, after it happened twice in a row.
 
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The Patitioner said:
Can someone who knows twitter better explain all these blank replies?

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So @StealtinyGeek (Stalker) is impersonating @stealthygeek (Pat). Stalker is leaving bad reviews on other people's works. Stalker also told Pat he left feedback, and told Pat to correct the record. Instead of explaining what is going on, Pat is simply copy/pasting the Stalker telling him he left feedback.

He assumes every author must be aware of the difference between @StealtinyGeek and @stealthygeek, and presents the evidence without context.
 
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