Crossover Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. The "Commentary / Drama Community" - Flamenco, Augie, DeOrio, Memology101, Keem and more.

The Wokest said:
Not even H3H3 when he still had all the jew power accumulated by his wife sacrificing Arab children could defeat Keemstar. And now Ralph thinks he can do it?
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Uhmmm excuse me? Its jewish tradition to correct people wrong about the jewish faith. Ill have you know that jew power is all about accumulating foreskins.
 
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Ah heard Yahweh was talkin shit on twitter, moralfaggin just like medicare, talkin about these "commandments" of his. WELL GUESS WHAT BITCH, NO ONE COMMANDS THE RALPHAMALE!!! OH YOUR SON ROSE FROM THE DEAD, YOU MUST BE SOOOOO PROOOOUD!! WELL GUESS WHAT, THE RALPHAMALE WON'T EVER DIE TO BEGIN WITH, BITCH!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOO
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Not enough threats about raping God’s wife

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6MillionCoofs said:
Not enough threats about raping God’s wife

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THAT MARY MOTHER OF GOD CUNT! I'M GONNA GIVE HER A REAL DICK GOD! IMMA FUCK THAT BITCH AND MAKE A MARY MAGDALENE OUT OF HER SOON TO BE WHORE ASS! SO WHAT, YOU DESTROYED SODOM AND GOMMORAH! BITCH I FUCKING DESTROYED MUNDANE MATT'S CAREER! JUST CAUSE HE'S GOD HE THINK'S HE'S THE ALMIGHTY! I'M THE ALMIGHTY MOTHERFUCKING BEST IN THE SECTOR FROM THE TOP ON DOWN BITCH! GOD YOU AINT GOT SHIT ON ME. I'm just saying......
Well let me put it this way that bitch God better duck when he sees me coming, HEAR THAT YOU BITCH MOTHERFUCKER! I'M COMIN FOR YOU GOD! YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!


Am I channeling the rage pig spirit correctly for the Gunt's rant for the upcoming Ethan Ralph vs God?
 
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Keemstar is a guy that gets literally millions of views on YouTube. I genuinely don’t get what Ralph is trying to prove by posting his botted 1000 viewcount on a 3rd rate YouTube competitor as if it’s some sort of flex.
Ralph, buddy, you‘re washed up. Everybody on Cozy is an insect to guys like Keem. You should be thankful that he’s even considering letting you be involved in this. Yeah you’ll probably get felted, but at least you’ll get a payday out of it.
 
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Either Ralph got indignant, angry and defensive over keem questioning his health and fitness to fight which speaks to a genuine lack of a self awareness or he is overacting on purpose to either try and get out of the fight or Garner attention. But given the foot reaction im willing to believe the question actually angered him.
 
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I've been following gunt drama for a few yeas now and at this point I no longer find it funny. Ralph has changed so much he can no longer maintain any friendship or connection. He was always bad at handling criticism, even back when he was generally liked he would still lash out very harshly to quite minor comments, You can see this in his original thread where used to post. But it's at the point now where he says he wants people to die just for making jokes about him. I think this site and the hate following he has generally has gotten to him in a deep way, he is now in a state of hypervigilance and paranoia. Keem said it himself "I've done nothing to you Ralph, I don't know why you're mad at me". Keem was a valuable connection that Ralph had, seeing Ralph burn that bridge over some minor slights is just sad. You could say the same thing about how he lashed out at Metokur. He is also hypersensitive to criticism from people who are smaller than him, like that RedPillGangTV guy. He argued in the chat of a guy who had 10 viewers because he couldn't handle being made fun of by him.

With how thin skinned Ralph is, I can't imagine what it must be like for him knowing that this site exists, that everything he does and says is documented, scrutinized and mocked. It must be like a personal hell for him.

I've seen theories in this thread about how he is starting feuds deliberately, to confuse Kiwifarms, to get out of the fight with Warski, etc. I don't think any of that is true, I think he is just a disturbed man who is no longer able to act rationally in his own interest.

I'm not gonna moralfag because Ralph is obviously a piece of shit and a complete narcissist, but at this point following this no longer entertainment for me. It's more like morbid curiosity and pity.
 
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Grotesque Bushes said:
One thing I have to admire Ethanol Liver Ralph for is that 'Ralph is taking feet pics to own Keemstar', something that would be a highlight for any other cow, is not even the weirdest/dumbest shit he's done THIS WEEK.
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Even years ago I never thought Ralph was a good host or funny, I never really thought of him whatsoever to be honest he just was the guy that sometimes had metokur on so I'd see him that way and he was boring and he always mumbled and talked in a sort of sleepy confused tone. But now? He's 10,000 times more entertaining, and mostly unintentionally too. He was made for this, I predict he's going to surpass every lolcow except maybe Chris Chan in a years time.

Gazprom said:
I've been following gunt drama for a few yeas now and at this point I no longer find it funny. Ralph has changed so much he can no longer maintain any friendship or connection. He was always bad at handling criticism, even back when he was generally liked he would still lash out very harshly to quite minor comments, You can see this in his original thread where used to post. But it's at the point now where he says he wants people to die just for making jokes about him. I think this site and the hate following he has generally has gotten to him in a deep way, he is now in a state of hypervigilance and paranoia. Keem said it himself "I've done nothing to you Ralph, I don't know why you're mat at me". Keem was a valuable connection that Ralph had, seeing Ralph burn that bridge over some minor slights is just sad. You could say the same thing about how he lashed out at Metokur. He is also hypersensitive to criticism from people who are smaller than him, like that RedPillGangTV guy. He argued in the chat of a guy who had 10 viewers because he couldn't handle being made fun of by him.

With how thin skinned Ralph is, I can't imagine what it must be like for him knowing that this site exists, that everything he does and says is documented, scrutinized and mocked. It must be like a personal hell for him.

I've seen theories in this thread about how he is starting feuds to deliberately, to confuse Kiwifarms, to get out of the fight with Warski, etc. I don't think any of that is true, I think he is just a disturbed man who is no longer able to act rationally in his own interest.

I'm not gonna moralfag because Ralph is obviously a piece of shit and a complete narcissist, but at this point following this no longer entertainment for me. It's more like morbid curiosity and pity.
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I don't feel bad for Ralph, I do feel bad for his kid. Who knows what the internet is going to look like in 13 years time but if kids at school looks up his name and finds his dad's stuff somehow it's going to ruin him. Even if no one finds it you still have a dad that goes nuclear over the tiniest perceived slight, is an alcoholic and is more concerned with the opinion of internet strangers than you. I feel like I'd you ranked every cow on this board by who would be the worst parent Ralph would be in the top ten, or at least 15. Ralph however did this to himself.
 
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6MillionCoofs said:
Not enough threats about raping God’s wife

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You claim I SENT MY SON TO DIE FOR YOUR SINS! Bitch, get the fuck out of here with that shit, I ain't even seen my son because of Vickers, you fake ass nigga. You're a goddamned LYING PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER and if I had to guess I bet it was you who raped Alice! HUAGH WAUGHH WAUGHH! Ah shit, uh...BRAAAP
 
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