DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Oh the camera's on Day

The day the guy jerked off in front of kids
I heard that he also jerked of at least one more time during a stream but then the camera wasn't on but the prestream fanart (I think that was during a Mario sunshine playhtrough) Who knows how many times he did that in 2017 when he was most "depressed"
 
he's such an autistic fucking retard that he thinks saying something is your "favorite" is something only kids do and only REAL MATOOR ADUHLTS know everything is a "mixed bag".
Maybe it's how he's coping with the lack of tardbux. Realizing he's not their favorite and are spreading it around amongst their 'mixed bag' of entertainers
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"I am not mad, It's ok if I insult you because I say it with 'enthusiasm', this attitude of wanting me to be professional and respond without insults is why safe spaces exist, other people can't take criticism or admit reality unlike me (says the retard that blocked dozens of thousands of people,doesn't leave the house and only dwells in safe spaces), I'm 100% in the right ,you are stupid and I have been waiting for 4 years to talk about this so whatever I say is ok (even though I talk about it all the time), let me write lol at the end to show how funny I find it and how little I care"

I love reading Phil forum posts because he can truly show how much of a narcissistic piece of shit he is as opposed to his tweets since he has more characters to use. Btw one of the most annoying mannerisms this retard has is doing a laugh to imply a situation is ridiculous or that you are stupid, he even does it in text by ending his cope paragraph with a "lol" , for example: "PeePee69 superchated 600 billion venezuelan bolivares and said 'Phil can you stop brapping on stream or at least mute the mic?', this is what's hilarious HAHAHAHA(fake laugh), this guy doesn't understand that I'm such a retarded autismo manchild that I can't control my bodily functions, no I won't stop brapping on stream you idiot HAHAHAH, oh my god...."

One good example is when he is losing in a game or takes damage he does a fake laugh to imply that him taking damage is so ridiculous it's funny because the game is broken and this shouldn't be happening, fake laughing is right up there with the worst mannerisms a person could ever have, it shows you are an extremely fake and manipulative person and this dent even does it in text.

EDIT: I'm checking Phil's tumbleweed forum, most of the thread are troll threads,also KG is either dented or dishonest, Phil doesn't celebrate with friends or family outside of the stream because he dones't have friends and his wife hates him. Also KG why the fuck do you spend all day in that dead forum? do you care about being a mod that much? even being a discord mod in some furry discord has more prestige that being the only mod on a dead forum that is only used by trolls to make sneak disses at Phil, 10k posts on a dead forum with 10 users at most
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I thought the MoraMoria lore was that he was less pignotized after the WWE stuff, but now he is defending the 5k in business expenses saying that the guy "needs to do some research" where nowhere in the bankruptcy documents Phil breaks down where those 5k come from, after the users in the forum keep pressing on the fact that 5k makes no sense KG closes the thread like the cuck he is so people don't do too much thinking and start putting two and two together, we can't have people break pignosis can't we?
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Isn't he calling his channel a safe space now?
 
I heard that he also jerked of at least one more time during a stream but then the camera wasn't on but the prestream fanart (I think that was during a Mario sunshine playhtrough) Who knows how many times he did that in 2017 when he was most "depressed"
You are correct.
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Edit. Apparently Phil was just stretching while sounding like a mentally ill beast.
 
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I heard that he also jerked of at least one more time during a stream but then the camera wasn't on but the prestream fanart (I think that was during a Mario sunshine playhtrough) Who knows how many times he did that in 2017 when he was most "depressed"
I think I recall one of these times. Just weird ass noises being heard while the art is displayed.

Probably why he has those obnoxious songs playing on repeat now so he can slap his little man for tips in peace
 
I heard that he also jerked of at least one more time during a stream but then the camera wasn't on but the prestream fanart (I think that was during a Mario sunshine playhtrough) Who knows how many times he did that in 2017 when he was most "depressed"


I think I recall one of these times. Just weird ass noises being heard while the art is displayed.

Probably why he has those obnoxious songs playing on repeat now so he can slap his little man for tips in peace
Despite what it sounded like, it was Phil doing his old man grunting as he stretched and stood up. As usual, he has to exaggerate the effort required to do something, even when no one is around.
 
I thought the MoraMoria lore was that he was less pignotized after the WWE stuff, but now he is defending the 5k in business expenses saying that the guy "needs to do some research" where nowhere in the bankruptcy documents Phil breaks down where those 5k come from, after the users in the forum keep pressing on the fact that 5k makes no sense KG closes the thread like the cuck he is so people don't do too much thinking and start putting two and two together, we can't have people break pignosis can't we?
You're misreading.
One user doesn't believe 5K were accumulated for business expenses only, the response mentions the existence of the bankruptcy file so that they can verify that the 5K on business alone is accurate.

How you got to that conclusion is baffling.

He already mentioned this on his tweet, but will he repeat it again on his podcast?
What do you mean, Disney? It's transformative. CLEARLY they're not adapted to the modern era, that was your canvas but I brought the paint and creativity...
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I really wish he would stoping saying 'thus' when he means 'this'. It really, really makes him sound dumb.
How many days in a row has have his begtweets said that "support" has been slow? I'm pretty sure all of them say that now.
And the next time I see the phrase 'swing by if you can' I'm gonna swing by my neck. From a rope. In Swinecraft.
 

oh yeah, so not being a "generation of "safe-space" self entitled whiners who can't take any kind of adversity (?!), or even admit reality" I'm going to hop on twitter and ask
...oh right blocked...

No matter if I'm blocked by him and he's not blocked by me than he can still see my tweets
...oh right he has a massively locked down twitter with closed replies and even then it's only people who he mentions...

Thats ok I'll just hop on his twitch chat
..oh right banned...

No matter I'll just get him on his youtube chat..
..oh right shadow banned, assumedly for being in DDM/PoP/An's chat?, but even then he's got that shit locked down to 24 hours sub mode..

FINE I'll just comment on his video..
...oh right, he curates his comments to only show ones that kiss his ass..

I'll just leave a message here, since he reads this thread. Surely he'll respond being thick skin big balls burnell
..oh right...hi phil
"I can win the fight just every time she does the attack I'm done". I can win at chess but the opponent just checkmates me and I'm done.

Respecc into faith spells + weapons, he's heard that faith spells make you tank-ish and you can't be interrupted so he just gonna blast her OR his dual halberd build (he saved a pic on his phone so he knows exactly what to pick again!). Just so you know, EVERYONE gonna be here, fans, trolls, everyone in between.
TURNED IT AROUND, DO IT AGAIN, YOU PAYPIGGIES OINK OINK.

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Fight of the century, that people have already beaten and there's even a guy who runs around naked with a pot on his head soloing her for people, but sure phil, fight of the century.

Oh he'll respec, but into what, which guide did he read or watch?
Heavy faith BB build?
BB + FingerPrint Shield?
A number of heavy poise breaking build to stun lock her?

or will he suddenly use the mimic summon claiming that they put it in the game for him to use, like how he 180'ed on boss stun items.

He's going to cheese her, it's just a matter of how

I really wish he would stoping saying 'thus' when he means 'this'. It really, really makes him sound dumb.

Someone in his chat mentioned this and being the child minded baboon he is he just kept saying thus repeatedly, this dude is like those "[insert genre] movie" or youtube comedy movies where they think the jokes are hilarious but they're just retarded and cringe only edgy 12 year olds and retards think are funny.
 
Despite what it sounded like, it was Phil doing his old man grunting as he stretched and stood up. As usual, he has to exaggerate the effort required to do something, even when no one is around.
Think he was getting up to do imaginary push ups?

Also, is today the 'final consecutive day of streaming' before his 172,800 consecutive seconds of vacation?
 
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The thing with Malenia is that she actually requires a hint of skill to beat her. Phil's "strategy" to just use jump attacks is really showing how he has no idea how to really play this game. Malenia uses the waterfowl attack ~50% health and then will continue to use it during the fight and this single attack has stopped Phil from advancing to the second phase (which also uses the waterfowl attack).

A good chunk of Phil's damage was a burst from frostbite from his weapons and the proc for it. Going to faith is also a bad idea because Malenia has a 40% damage reduction to holy as opposed to 20% from magic. Parrying is also out of the question because it requires three parries for one riposte. Phil doesn't have the patience for this.

I would say that based on the last 26 deaths he had, he is going to go back to his halberds that do more damage and still eat shit but probably make it to phase two and still eat shit and then get mad how he has to keep redoing phase one.
 
Oh he'll respec, but into what, which guide did he read or watch?
Heavy faith BB build?
BB + FingerPrint Shield?
A number of heavy poise breaking build to stun lock her?

or will he suddenly use the mimic summon claiming that they put it in the game for him to use, like how he 180'ed on boss stun items.

He's going to cheese her, it's just a matter of how
Pretty much, he already said he's gonna summon, he gave her two streams worth of time cause he is trying to "rush" through the game in a week now.
 
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