Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Imagine you’re a narcissist and you’ve massively lost a lawsuit against a group of trolls. This lawsuit has essentially taken over and ruined your life. These are your blood enemies and they‘ve not only beaten you in court, but also taken over the only thing that matters to you - your Twitter presence.

You’ve put everything to the sidelines in order to combat the impersonator accounts - they must be stopped and you’re willing to dedicate 1/3 of your day, every day, to stopping them. You may have lost your lawsuits but you’ll win the war.

Then, someone imitating you mocks a famous artist you respect, and this artists shits all over you to their massive audience. This artist would have never acknowledged you personally, but they will acknowledge your blood enemy posing as you.

What a situation. Patrick has been felted by the universe. His trolls and detractors own his ass. He’s been tricked by a mole and recorded talking about private details of his lawsuit, recorded in court sounding like a faggot and getting treated like a child by a judge, and recorded losing his lawsuits as well as every other aspect of his life.

Fatrick Tomlinson is a buck-broken slave to the O&A rascals, the Kiwi Farms, and the American Court system. A less narcissistic man likely would have ended their life, but Patrick is too fat to kill himself properly.
Wrong again, child. That did not happen
 
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Imagine not knowing anything about Pat and the imposters and seeing this reply. Far from being witty, he legit sounds mentally ill with some kind of split personality. Too bad that no straitjacket is large enough to restrain him, for the safety of black children everywhere.
Kind of reminds me of this. Only much more terrifying and much, much more fat.

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It would be pretty funny if someone with a bit of notoriety or who was somewhat famous decided to play along with the joke and accuse Fatrick of being the imposter just to see him wig out. Just follow one of the fake accounts and tweet at them that there's some guy going around and trying to impersonate him and tag Fatrick in the mentions.
 
Anxiously awaiting the impersonator child accounts to all reply to Pat's tweet here informing him that they, in fact, are the real Patrick. "Will the real Pat Tomlinson please stand up?"
"You're Patrick Tomlinson? He's Patrick Tomlinson?! They're Patrick Tomlinson?! I'm Patrick Tomlinson!? Are there any more Patrick Tomlinsons I should know about?!?"
 
Kinda strange that a wealthy tough guy with an active lifestyle who loves a good scrap wouldn’t wanna take up any sort of combat sport as a hobby. Strange that, because you could both show how tough, superior, and not fat you are
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Are you talking about FatRick? Because he’s far from wealthy

Which page of this thread has the info where FatRick paid money to get unb& from twitter? I believe he was desperate and addicted enough to do that but it’s still bizarre to me.

Also: why does he do the “child” thing so fucking much? Is there a backstory or explanation for that too? Or is he just a rabid Star Trek TNG fan and he does it out of some zealous liberal sense of homage to Whoopi Goldberg’s character in the show, Guinan? Is he trying to come across as some wise mind reading centuries old black bartending lady (in space)?
 
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Patty tried so hard to make it as a leather daddy, but even the local gays didn’t want him after they heard the Josiah tapes. Per their press release: “We might suck cock and take dicks in our asses, but we’re not THAT faggoty.”

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Man, you could make some truly hysterical photoshops with this picture.
 
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Also: why does he do the “child” thing so fucking much? Is there a backstory or explanation for that too? Or is he just a rabid Star Trek TNG fan and he does it out of some zealous liberal sense of homage to Whoopi Goldberg’s character in the show, Guinan? Is he trying to come across as some wise mind reading centuries old black bartending lady (in space)?

It's actually Game of Thrones. Early season 1 there's a scene where an old lady is tucking a child into bed and calls him "sweet summer child". The context being the child has spent his whole life in the warm, comfortable summer season, and doesn't know the harsh realities that winter brings.

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It became an internet meme for the "experienced" to chide the naive. Oh sweet summer child, you've been a fan of [sports team] for 3 years? I've been a fan of [sports team] for 30+ years and know how miserable it is when they never win the championship.

Patrick watched GOT like 5-6 years after everyone else but fell in love with the "sweet summer child" meme and tweeted it a couple times. He soon had the realization that he knows everything, and was more "experienced" than everyone else in every subject. The "sweet summer" part was holding back how seriously angry other people on the internet make him, because it was a playful pop culture reference, like telling someone your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

It's really important to remember, in spite of the ineffectiveness, Patrick tries as hard as he possibly can to "hurt" his internet detractors. There's no sense of playful banter, no sense of trying to pwn you in a funny way so that others can be entertained by your putdown. He fancies himself Tyson in a prizefight, throwing meaty verbal punches in the hope of KOing his opponent.

He also projects his own specific insecurities like crazy when coming up with strawmen (Republicans, cyberstalkers). He looks and behaves like a middle schooler, and the most devastating weapon in his arsenal is to call you "child". When he really starts melting down, it becomes "little baby infant child", because I guess it gets worse the younger you are? But it solidifies that he thinks being called a child is the worst thing you can call another adult (while still being PC).

tl;dr He thinks "child" is the atomic bomb of insults
 
One thing I love about these impersonator accounts is how Rick desperately scrambles to c&p this reply lest yet another of his heroes/betters notices and is like "hey aren't you that fucking loser author that got BTFO'd by Ben Shapiro?"
That’s what I mean when I say the pests are controlling him. Fat must be online 24/7, sleeping with notifications on full blast right next to his ear just because the imposters exist. It’s beautiful.
 
Another interesting bit of psychoanalysis re our Piggy; not only is he compelled to reply to every single message, tweet or text the Rascals send him- but he clearly reads them in their entirety too. You think he'd just see the first few lines of a text message berating him and he'd roll his eyes and copy+paste his response (that'll show them! #DLTIW)
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E.g. Note how his response references the final point made in the text. He read all this shit and it still isn't sinking in what a POS he is. The man is a genuine sociopath, I'm convinced of it.
 
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