I want to believe that, because it would be hilarious. But it’s pretty apparent that Mike is a pussy bitch, and a nerd, LARPing as a mountain man. He’s got an anger problem, sure, but I doubt he’s beaten anyone other than his wife and kids.
Speaking of them, look how happy they are without you, Mike:
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Look this new guy. He is eating your lunch, Mike. You know why? Because he’s a better husband and father than you were. He’s also smarter, and more stable, and better looking. And I’m sure you’re aware Mike, but he would beat the ever-loving shit out of you. Julianne feels very safe with him.
As for Julianne...
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She was a good girl, Mike. She was way out of your league. Pretty, smart, college educated, good mother... She’s better off without you. You fucked up a good thing, Mike. You fucked up, bad.