Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Meat Target]

I could see Russ getting bullied by Mr Bean.

Even an autistic weirdo like Mr. Bean would be weirded out my Russ.

 

[Supreme Dingus]

So the audition contract for next season will definitely spell out "There is no guarantee that an audition will be aired or will lead to you being permitted to perform in front of judges or an audience, on camera or off camera. Money spent as part of the audition is spent at the risk of the person auditioning and will not be reimbursed in any way by Fremantle. No contestant or applicant is entitled to be put on the show at any time. Audition content directed specifically at a show cast member or judge does not guarantee that the judge will see the content and does not guarantee that the possible contestant will be permitted to perform or audition for that cast member or judge. Personal circumstances, backstory, and medical history do not guarantee a positive impact on audition results and have no impact on whether or not the person auditioning will be allowed to audition in front of judges or on the air."

And it will be in ALL CAPS. Sorry, Shitlips.

 

[DrJonesHat]

So the audition contract for next season will definitely spell out "There is no guarantee that an audition will be aired or will lead to you being permitted to perform in front of judges or an audience, on camera or off camera. Money spent as part of the audition is spent at the risk of the person auditioning and will not be reimbursed in any way by Fremantle. No contestant or applicant is entitled to be put on the show at any time. Audition content directed specifically at a show cast member or judge does not guarantee that the judge will see the content and does not guarantee that the possible contestant will be permitted to perform or audition for that cast member or judge. Personal circumstances, backstory, and medical history do not guarantee a positive impact on audition results and have no impact on whether or not the person auditioning will be allowed to audition in front of judges or on the air."

Or "material aimed at a specific judge or cast member is not permitted, nor is attempting to contact a judge or their representative privately. Violation will result in immediate disqualification." Russ tried to get to Heidi Klum through her agent.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

That Trabant has a UK plate and is parked in a pricy London street. There are people with money who love Trabants, fork out money to import them, then restore and cherish them.

Nobody is ever going to treat Russ as well as they'd treat a Trabant.

The English sure do love thier BigTykes child size cars

 

[Cilleystring]

Or "material aimed at a specific judge or cast member is not permitted, nor is attempting to contact a judge or their representative privately. Violation will result in immediate disqualification." Russ tried to get to Heidi Klum through her agent.

They better or else Russ is going to recycle all his disclaimer bullshit from the (first?) Taylor Swift lawsuit next year. Would probably just be copy paste without even updating Taylor Swift's name to Heidi Klum, because effort and plights.

 

[moocow]

So the audition contract for next season will definitely spell out "There is no guarantee that an audition will be aired or will lead to you being permitted to perform in front of judges or an audience, on camera or off camera. Money spent as part of the audition is spent at the risk of the person auditioning and will not be reimbursed in any way by Fremantle. No contestant or applicant is entitled to be put on the show at any time. Audition content directed specifically at a show cast member or judge does not guarantee that the judge will see the content and does not guarantee that the possible contestant will be permitted to perform or audition for that cast member or judge. Personal circumstances, backstory, and medical history do not guarantee a positive impact on audition results and have no impact on whether or not the person auditioning will be allowed to audition in front of judges or on the air."

Pretty sure all of this is already present. They'd be idiots not to have already included these kinds of disclaimers and releases in the agreement. Russ is far from the first asshole to sue a production company over the outcome of a talent show.

 

[Drowningman]

I believe the contracts are iron clad and our legal members have gone over them finding zero loopholes.
Russ is just too stupid and arrogant to understand he was dead in the water from the start and his past would disqualify him automatically. As we have discussed.
If shit lips wants his fsme, he, better find another show to audition and get rejected.

Our boy is kicking up his woo campaign for the bikini wearing coffee lady.She liked a comment on another post of just emoji" s and then this .
She's in another state so maybe sle might squeeze a few 5 dollar vemmos or get him to buy her an outfit from her Amazon wish list.
TYPICAL RUSS CRINGE.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

The English sure do love thier BigTykes child size cars

Oh you mean things like the Peel P50?

Granted these are also very beloved little things and have been sold, in good condition, for $100K.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Oh you mean things like the Peel P50?

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Granted these are also very beloved little things and have been sold, in good condition, for $100K.

A car fit for a Guvna

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Our boy is kicking up his woo campaign for the bikini wearing coffee lady.She liked a comment on another post of just emoji" s and then this .
She's in another state so maybe sle might squeeze a few 5 dollar vemmos or get him to buy her an outfit from her Amazon wish list.
TYPICAL RUSS CRINGE.
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His comment being sandwiched in between a pajeet and a random latino is just perfection

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

A car fit for a Guvna

Same energy I guess.

Our boy is kicking up his woo campaign for the bikini wearing coffee lady.She liked a comment on another post of just emoji" s and then this .
She's in another state so maybe sle might squeeze a few 5 dollar vemmos or get him to buy her an outfit from her Amazon wish list.
TYPICAL RUSS CRINGE.
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She's not even that attractive. Sure all dolled up with her goods on display she's decent enough but hardly the 9 or 10 that Russtard claims to deserve.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Same energy I guess.


She's not even that attractive. Sure all dolled up with her goods on display she's decent enough but hardly the 9 or 10 that Russtard claims to deserve.

That picture makes her look like she has 0 tits

 

[StinkySnack]

She's not even that attractive. Sure all dolled up with her goods on display she's decent enough but hardly the 9 or 10 that Russtard claims to deserve.

My thoughts exactly. Looks like your run-of-the-mill hotel maid.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

She's not even that attractive. Sure all dolled up with her goods on display she's decent enough but hardly the 9 or 10 that Russtard claims to deserve.

Could Russ be lowering his standards?

 

[Viridian]

Yeah somebody at some point loved that car. Nobody ever loved Russtard.

I don't think that's fair to say. While we don't know a lot about his family dynamics, I think it's a pretty safe assumption to make that his adoptive family loves him to some degree. His adoptive parents chose to adopt a special needs baby to give it a good home. Later in life they shelled out a bunch of cash for "smile surgery" to try to fix Russhole's frozen face. They've also intervened to help him out with things like paying for the lawyer in the Erika court case. We know from a Kiwi leak that Russhole's adoptive sister used to come by his workplace and take him out to lunch, or go to the gym with him after work. Russhole himself complained about his adoptive brother trying to talk him out of communicating with "Allison" and pursuing his crazy stardom stalking dreams.

The problem isn't that Russhole has never had anyone in his life who loved him. The problem is that Russhole completely takes those people for granted and devalues them. He defines love as someone doing exactly what he wants to please him at all times, because he's a malignant narcissist who views all human relationships as purely transactional. So he's continually shat on the people who actually care about him by claiming the only time he feels loved is when he's fucking a sex worker who's been paid to pretend to be his girlfriend.

 

[DrJonesHat]

She's not even that attractive. Sure all dolled up with her goods on display she's decent enough but hardly the 9 or 10 that Russtard claims to deserve.

He refers to the Bunny Ranch girls as "supermodels" so beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder. The bikini barista is above average, but yeah, she's all made up and dressed to arouse. Without makeup and normal clothes, she's probably average. But Russ thinks she's hot, and he only bangs 9s or 10s, so therefore she's a 9 or 10.

 

[Free the Pedos]

This dude sucks so much, real talk.

Look here, look listen: Russ also beat his surgery.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Oh you mean things like the Peel P50?

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Granted these are also very beloved little things and have been sold, in good condition, for $100K.

Ain't gonna lie, I'd LOVE one of these. I bet they get insane mileage.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Ain't gonna lie, I'd LOVE one of these. I bet they get insane mileage.

They're adorable! They're like the Jetsons' car you can fold up and take with you into your place of employment.

 

[Awel an Ankoù]

Now a clever producer might have Heidi and Sophia call in sick that day and be replaced by substitute celebrity judges, The Wayon's Brothers. Heck they might even get some footage worth airing as Russ walks in expecting to be getting on with the Woo'ing and the Hoo'ing. Better yet, get Lizzo on the panel in nothing but pasties and a thong. Just to film Russhole's reaction.

He also didn't specify a type of celebrity. They could put Null, Pippa, and Nick Rekieta of Rekieta Law a small law firm in central Minnesota on a panel and he couldn't complain because they technically are celebrities.

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