Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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People who's mental health is "fine" don't ambush children in parks naked trying to sell them shitty sci fi books whilst recording them on their phones
The original if anyone...wants it? (Imagine just proudly posing with Cuckolding: A Handbook. Pat has no shame)
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(Saw this just now on the ONA forums)

In a world...
where evil goes unopposed...
One man says
ENOUGH
I really wish someone could ask him how he could have it both ways, having his life destroyed but he's just fine and always winning. Hyperbole aside, he's describing two opposite scenarios, you can't be a victim and victorious at the same time, maybe sequentially but that obviously isn't happening either, because if it was you'd not be replying to every single one like you're just about to burst into tears or something

Troons do this too sometimes, saying they're simultaneously down and out and on top, and it never makes any fucking sense

In this particular instance he's not claiming that they've done any damage, but he has in other posts and I can't see how it doesn't give the average drive by observer whiplash
 
In this particular instance he's not claiming that they've done any damage, but he has in other posts and I can't see how it doesn't give the average drive by observer whiplash
I like the contrast with that and all the incessant childing. He's basically saying he's been in a years-long war with children, and the children are kicking his ass and ruining his entire life as he plunges from one humiliating total victory to the next.
 
I like the contrast with that and all the incessant childing. He's basically saying he's been in a years-long war with children, and the children are kicking his ass and ruining his entire life as he plunges from one humiliating total victory to the next.
Not to mention that he's describing problems from trolls that couldn't possibly be their fault:

- Trolls didn't cause his books to not sell and TOR to not publish him any longer

- Trolls didn't cause his first marriage to fall apart, they didn't even know he existed at that time

- Trolls didn't cause him to make threats and be stupid on Twitter and act like Internet Mike Tyson, at least not at first

I really like that phrase of yours, "humiliating total victory", because it describes both the perception he has ("I WON, I WON!") and how the rest of the world sees it, a world in which tweeting all night and day at accounts parodying your life and the way you interact with the platform (and the real world, presumably) is seen as a devastating self-own
 
I really like that phrase of yours, "humiliating total victory", because it describes both the perception he has ("I WON, I WON!") and how the rest of the world sees it, a world in which tweeting all night and day at accounts parodying your life and the way you interact with the platform (and the real world, presumably) is seen as a devastating self-own
This reminds me of the end of the short story "Dogfight" by Michael Swanwick and William Gibson.
If you're interested in interesting, coherent science fiction stories written by men with BMIs under 30.
 
Piggy has just spent the last week in LA:

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His twitter "following" could give a shit:

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All that stalker oinking was done while he was on vacation. His twitter is full of pics, most of them cars which I won't bother to include. So far there's been one selfie:

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Piggy has a hanging tit:

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Credit to KissesCumia for pointing this out. Piggy's hair during his Costa Rica trip during October 2021:

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LA vacation May 2022:

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Daring piggy stayed right in Jerry Jen's backyard.

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Piggy thinks that we want to murder him and his fat wife. "We'll be seeing them prosecuted."

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Meanwhile... His twitter followers are mobilizing:

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The book review imposter child is back:

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Back in the lurid and baking summer of 08, Patrick S Tomlinson rolled into my neighborhood in a van that had "Niggeroni Machine' sprayed on the side. He barreled through the neighborhood and swept up every piece of "nigger meat" (that's what he called us) he could. He ground several of my friends up and supplied Dominos and Pizza Hut for many years. This incident haunts me to this day.

I was 16 years old, 300lbs and an African American child. I was also trans and non binary.

#BelieveMe #NiggeroniVictim #BlackTransLivesMatter
 
You mean that LA selfie isn’t a fatshop? Oh my god…

(Saw this just now on the ONA forums)

In a world...
where evil goes unopposed...
One man says
ENOUGH
The only way to win is to stop fueling them, you absolute idiot. Most teenagers who get addicted to internet tit for tats either learn this and stop or get a life and don’t have time to do it anymore. It’s frustrating because it’s so easy and he’s still too stupid to just take a month off from replying to every single troll. I have to laugh because otherwise I’d be sad at how pathetic he is.
 
Imagine going on vacation to Skid Row so you could snap selfies in front of homeless tent cities like this. These people have no shame. And they are still very overweight.

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Imagine going to this place to taunt the inhabitants with your foul obesity and gluttony. Rick just loves rubbing it in to the lower class how fat he can afford to be, the fat fuck, constantly eating every day.
 
Imagine going to this place to taunt the inhabitants with your foul obesity and gluttony. Rick just loves rubbing it in to the lower class how fat he can afford to be, the fat fuck, constantly eating every day.
Hey now, maybe Fatrick was just apartment shopping. He might fear his tard bucks are running out and he needs to downgrade
 
They think it’s funny to take a selfie with Mario, just because one of the houseless people could only get a child’s tent to live in. No wonder Fat’s services as a standup comedian have never been in demand. Even Robert Chipman wouldn’t have posed like this.

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Think I spotted the real reasons these two alcoholics went to LA: Big Niki’s vagina needed to be filled with Nubian flatulence and both their gullets were thirsty for cheap liquor.

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I would applaud their frugality if I thought they had any intention of paying Quasi per the court order. Really hoping they declare bankruptcy and we get into financial discovery soon.
 
The Bremen Cafe...
As you probably already know, Patrick S. Tomlinson is an admitted furry who lusts after cat girls, both awake and unconscious...
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...and rat girls (who may not be entirely unconscious?)...
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But, did you know that he frequents a Milwaukee club called The Bremen Cafe? Patrick claims to go there for the unpaid comedy...
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Yet is always quick to remind everyone that he is a paid comedian...
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So, what is he doing among a bunch of bottom-feeding open micers?

What draws noted furry Patrick "I'm into...things" Tomlinson to The Bremen Cafe? Could the answer be...*checks notes* gay bunny boi burlesque!?


I'm just askin' questions. I WAS A GOVERNOR!
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Bonus:
I'm sure the Nazis are terrified
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