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LikeAStone said:
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You are less then a woman Lucas! You are a genetic dead end with an axe wound who decided to dunk on women over a ruling that would be of grave consequences for them and women's rights. You couldn't go a day without making it about you and your seething hatred of women. Dilate and die Lucas!
 
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I, for one, applaud Lucas and his attempt at a real ratio. I mean, yeah, the comments and retweets are mostly being fueled by feminists and actual women and, sure, it probably feels like they're trying to dilate him online until his ditch is raw, but I guess it still counts as winning, right?
 
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… you can’t think of a single reason why they’d be upset… at all?
 
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Bless your idiot, vain heart Lucas, for giving me one of the best laughs in a long while.

The beauty of it is he just keeps going. Rather than shut his faggot mouth and delete the tweet before it spreads further, he doubles, triples, quadruples down on his attention whoring.

This is your wake up call, Lucas: transphobia is less important than the perceived rights of real women. And you are viewed as less than a woman, because you aren't one. You're a mutilated eunuch larping as an uwu. Use some of that grift money, buy some rope, and turn on your livecam, faggot.

Edit: how much of this vitriol towards Lucas was amplified by the unironic use of that piece of art as his page banner? God if that isn't sweet, karmic retribution.
 
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AnOminous said:
So is this the same dude who was creepily orbiting anti-GG people and incessantly reply guying them? Is he actually credited on HB or is he just some nameless in-betweener, if they even have those?
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Do you have any more info on him? If someone who's weird about or around kids is supporting Luke's quest to inject chemicals into minors, I'd say that's worth digging into lol
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I don't remember too much just he was one of the orbitors of Nyberg (who himself was a confessed pedo that took pictures of his cousin and stuff)
 
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I'm going to be honest, I don't give one singular fuck about Roe Vs Wade or feminism or anything political like that, it's just amusing (even if very predictable) that Lucas is finally being eaten by his own. I guess he never learned that if you can't stand the heat, you better get out of the kitchen. seriously it's incredible how he's just continuing to double down, so self destructive lmao
 
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Ok, time to summarize the Matrix troon segment, so no one else has to watch it. Here’s an archive link. I can’t archive the video itself, would greatly appreciate if someone else could.

First off, Andy, Matrix troon, sounds like an old man. This is probably one of the least passing troon voices you will ever here. The video starts off with Lucas asking about the auctioning off of some stuff that the Matrix troons have for trans rights. Then we get Lucas sucking off Andy over the Matrix and trans representation. Andy says the only trans people he knew growing up were in porn. It was followed up with odd comments about how it showed him a market for him transitioning as there was a market for that porn. Make your own jokes about it being a fetish here. Also, Lucas agreed with that the only famous trans people used to only be pornstars. Andy said the Internet was good for trans visibility. Lucas asked if the Matrix is actually a trans allegory. A long winded answer is given that can be boiled down to yes it is, but it wasn’t intentionally written that way. Some Netflix documentary is also plugged during this. Lucas says he liked Andy’s work on Sense8 and was sad it was canceled. Andy says he only worked in one season as he took a break due to “his egg cracking”. Lucas was extremely unprepared for this whole interview and uses preparing the charity stream as an excuse. Andy talks about having trans people work on his shit. Lucas sucks himself off for doing his streaming stuff. Andy joins in to this briefly. Lucas then sucks off Andy about the Matrix after they discuss the streaming schedule. Andy gives some retarded ass answer to what were the influences for the Matrix, somehow connecting trans to it. Drunken Master 2 was specifically named as an influence. More movie sperging. Lucas was a stop motion sperg as a kid. Also, “funny” Discord shenanigans at the end due to Andy being old.

In conclusion, Lucas is an unprepared man who pays his editors to literally do next to nothing. Andy, while being a troon, is at least knowledgeable in his field and know what the fuck he’s talking about. Also, the end of the video was a Patreon shoutout, two people give him $200 a month. The $13.50 level was mentioned in that as well.
 
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7th Dweller of Da'at said:
I'm going to be honest, I don't give one singular fuck about Roe Vs Wade or feminism or anything political like that, it's just amusing (even if very predictable) that Lucas is finally being eaten by his own. I guess he never learned that if you can't stand the heat, you better get out of the kitchen. seriously it's incredible how he's just continuing to double down, so self destructive lmao
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The hilarity is that this stupid bastard picked mocking the one single issue that actually is totally XX actual real female, and then decided this was when he could "ratio" something that ratio'ed HIM by three orders of magnitude or so.
 
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Is there a single stale 4chan meme these people won't steal and make horribly unfunny? The soy memes were mocking a specific type of person who gets way too into mass produced geek culture garbage. It was mocking blind consumerism and overreactions to bland pop culture crap. "Conservatives are soyfacing so hard about Elon" doesn't make any sense. People on the right being happy they can speak their mind without being banned doesn't fit the meme. These people are so completely creatively bankrupt they have to shamelessly appropriate memes they would have labelled hate speech a year ago and then butcher the original humor.
 
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