Does this fat fuck actually game or is he just trying weasel his way into the hen house
The only game Fat plays is “hide the sausage.” But he only plays with prepubescent black children and grinds them up for cooneroni afterward.
Patrick really just has no sense of humor huh
I think he's really upset his tweet about his daughter didn't go viral. I'm not sure why else he would have acted as if he had any role in her life or given the opportunity for trolls to mention her. He must have thought he had a real hit on his hands and probably went into a tailspin when it couldn't even break 500.
Snap me off a pepperoni stick and let's get supper at a bar where everyone hates us.
So let's just follow this theory a little farther and make a couple of connections. Let's say fat tits is actually telling the truth about his FBI appointment. Would it make more sense that they requested that the clearly paranoid guy who seems to be cracking up and can't stop fighting with everyone he sees come in to clear up an obviously fake bomb threat, and also a little intimidation into being less stupid session? Or would it make more sense the way Patrick implies, where the fbi gives a shit about people telling a fat retard exactly what he is online?
I'm on the phone with the FBI right now. It's been a huge misunderstanding! Apparently a hotel clerk called in that "[Tomlinson] left a huge bomb in the bathroom". Alas, not a IED, but a massive shit that Fatrick somehow managed to block the pipes with. The entire building was evacuated - not because of a bomb threat, but because Patty had eaten chili with baked beans the night before.
Shows he still believes the fake apostlegate mole. The secret forums were a fraud designed to make him look stupid but even in his fake texts he sends to himself he mentions it.
This is FBI 301 child.
Rick should ask John "Brianna Wu" Flynt how his FBI investigation into internet trolls went. I bet if there is one, the only thing that will happen is some alcoholic Andrew Nadolski-tier retard gets told to knock it off and not a single person is ever charged with a crime.
Pat thinks heads of state should turn to him. He's goddamn Chris Chan.View attachment 3245607Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "It's as bad as I told you it was go…
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"guess who you should listen to about what we need to do next". I'm sincerely baffled that he actually typed this. He REALLY sees his twitter as some important tool for political activism and himself as a political thought-leader lmao. I'm speechless.
The unemployed, high school graduate, paint balloon guy that doesn't ever read any books, that's who the left needs to listen for wisdom.
This is the most delusional thing he has said in a while.
Oh save us, please, Pat sempai! Help me, Fatty-One Kenobi, you’re my only hope!View attachment 3245607Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "It's as bad as I told you it was go…
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"guess who you should listen to about what we need to do next". I'm sincerely baffled that he actually typed this. He REALLY sees his twitter as some important tool for political activism and himself as a political thought-leader lmao. I'm speechless.
The unemployed, high school graduate, paint balloon guy that doesn't ever read any books, that's who the left needs to listen for wisdom.
This is the most delusional thing he has said in a while.
