Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

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Should Luna be moved to Deathfats?

  • No, shes just big boned

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  • Yes, she has more rolls than a bakery

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Do you think it’s possible, because at the end of the day the LL is providing accommodation for people in recovery, he would need to agree to waiting until July? Like he would lose funding or be otherwise penalized if he strongarmed them out

Thank you for the lingo explanation, @multiverse 💜
No, because Luna and Lurch were never part of the treatment recovery program, despite Luna's mom's case worker trying to get them to be. If they were, the program would just pay the landlord rent like they were for Luna's mom and he wouldn't be trying to remove them. As I said before, I think this is just the result of decades of terrible laws, ordinances, and social programs (like their lawyer) that have created a competely fucked situation in multiple parts of the country that was made even worse by covid. What's happening with Luna and Lurch is not even that unique and if you think it is then you're not paying attention.

Wouldn’t there be repercussions for not following a court order tho? Like if the courts told them they have to be out by July they HAVE to be out or id assume they’d get into bigger trouble by not following it?
Theoretically, sure, but nothing will happen. My prediction is at the end of July they'll go right back to whatever social justice lawyer they have now who will file a stay on the eviction process and we'll be right back to multiple postponed court dates.
 
Posting nudes isn't sex work, even if people throw money at you afterwards. It's just thot shit.
You can't call it "work" any more than you can call Karen posting 100 pics of her kids to Facebook "work". Especially when the nudes are as sad and low effort as these.
The one’s who post nudes usually do it to promote their only fans or as a way to entice people to buy more. If she isn’t doing this then she is either getting off on the compliments or too stupid to know the hustle.
 
The one’s who post nudes usually do it to promote their only fans or as a way to entice people to buy more. If she isn’t doing this then she is either getting off on the compliments or too stupid to know the hustle.
Right before posting the pics she literally said it was to promote her sex work. I think everyone in the thread skipped that part.
Her promotions are more warnings tho, and I’ve not seen her post where they can contact her for more so she’s also too stupid to know the hustle.
 
They all got high together and Tuna stumbled to the gas station with her mom, junkie whine-screaming at her the entire time, oblivious as to how embarrassing they BOTH were.
I think you're absolutely right. It reminds me of a 12 or 13 year old girl and screeching, "OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO EMBARRASSING!!!!" if her mother so much as breathes in public. Most of us figured out pretty quickly that making a huge scene about how humiliating our moms were being just drew more attention to it. I'm sure Luna didn't try to just get what she needed from the store and get home with her uwu So EmBaRrAsSiNg mother. Also, it's not likely that she and Matthew haven't hung around the same store high off their asses, so I'm going to guess the owner wasn't like, "Oh wow, but I expected so much better from a classy, old money socialite like you, Luna! Get out of my store!"
 
Before court, Luna was talking about their lawyer offering a deal that they would vacate if they were given until the end of July to do so and it appears that was the ultimate decision.

Protip: They won't leave at the end of July.

I'm really curious if the judge just fucked over the landlord or if the landlord was such a stupid cuck he actually agreed to this.
I'd bet the landlord agreed to it just to lower the possibility that these crazy fucks won't trash the apartment out of spite. Not that it matters as they've already trashed it with their crustiness, but maybe they figured if they just give Tuna what she wants, she and Lurch will depart peacefully in July.
 
Luna bashes her mom for doing drugs not being able to handle her drugs :story:
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I don't know what she was trying to say here.
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Totally sober Luna giving more drug-use advice on Reddit
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Doesn't her mother lose her housing if she's caught being blown out?
Yes. Her mom is not the brightest bulb. That's why she has a social worker of her own from adult protection services; she isn't savvy enough on her own to stay away from her leeching druggie daughter.

Luna being high out of her mind and complaining about her parents getting high as if she's better than them because she's not old yet is sending me. She's squatting in the house her mom previously secured, whereas both her parents have their own apartments and jobs. They have always been more functional than Luna, even when they were her age. That she thinks she's above them is hubris beyond imagination.
 
I'd bet the landlord agreed to it just to lower the possibility that these crazy fucks won't trash the apartment out of spite. Not that it matters as they've already trashed it with their crustiness, but maybe they figured if they just give Tuna what she wants, she and Lurch will depart peacefully in July.
I read up on squatters rights in NY and they have actually had a legal leg to stand on to be allowed to stay since they spent longer than 30 days there. But they trashed it completely and so that removes possibility for them to claim they're beautifying or repairing it, another thing they could have used.
I was blow away by how easy it seems it is to just squat on someones property and have it legally end up yours in NY.

  • Trespassers may avoid prosecution if they’ve kept up and/or improved the area. This may include lawn maintenance, waste removal, and landscape improvements;
  • The person trespassing on the property can prove they are living there as the result of emergency conditions
There's 5 categories of squatting but only 2 seem like they could have anything to do with Luna.

1) Open and Notorious Ownership

The squatting must be evident. In order to meet this condition, even the property owner would have to have known that the person was living on the property without permission.

2) Hostile Ownership

In this example, the word ‘hostile’ does not suggest the assertion should be harmful or violent. Hostile in this context suggests a simple occupation; an awareness of infringement; or a mistake of good faith.

Let’s look at these more closely:

  • Simple Occupation: Most countries use this definition of “hostile,” as it is defined as the occupation of land. The individual who occupies the land does not have to know in advance who the land belongs to.
  • Awareness of Intrusion: In this scenario, the individual who infringes must be conscious that their activities infringe. They must realize that they are violating the law by infringing on that property or land.
  • Good Faith Error: In this case, the offender must not be aware of the legal status of the property or they are relying on inaccurate or invalid guidance. There are relatively few states that following this guideline.
Squatters are more than people who live in a property without the owner’s permission. Squatting can also happen accidentally. Possible scenarios in which a person can be deemed a squatter include:
  • Breaking into an abandoned house or a foreclosure and living there;
  • Remaining in a house or apartment after the lease has expired or after you’ve been evicted; and
  • Making someone else’s place your own by illegal encroachment.
Some people equate trespassing to squatting. This is not the case although both can be illegal. In the state of New York, anyone who lives on a property for 30 days or more becomes a legal tenant. Therefore, eviction becomes critical prior to the 30-day threshold.

Ok, so they've been legal tenants in a spot they got by stealing it from hee mother who was actually recovering but no, two actively using leeches needed it now mommy!! Fuck, that's greasy.
I don't know weather this would be simple occupation or awareness of intrusion since they can probably use junkie logic to say 'but I thought I wasn't doin nuffin wrong lunas ma said we could stay how wuz i supposed to know until the menies kicked us out we didnt even get a warning uwu'

Squatters in the State of New York have rights, albeit not the same rights as tenants who have acquired an apartment or home legally. New York’s squatters’ law allows homeless people and anyone else who attempts to establish residence on someone else’s property, limited rights that will help them avoid a trespassing charge. In addition, squatters help their case to remain on the property properly maintain it while they are living there. Squatters can also avoid a trespassing charge if they can prove that they inhabited the property due to an emergency.

Prevention is always the best strategy when it comes to dealing with squatters. If you encounter a squatter on your property, don’t try to evict them on your own. Instead, ask for assistance from a property manager or an attorney to avoid breaking any laws or violating the squatters’ rights.


From my perspective it really seems like Luna just got her and her walking sack of methadone a free ride. How long has this been dragged out already? What has happened yet, oh yeah Jack shit.
NY squatters rights are downright insanity and everything I just read shows me that they can sit in that shack until their track cysts rot and legally have every right do so.
 
It’s only okay if Luna and lurch get high, never her mom. How annoying that she brings age into it when she’s fucking 28 years old.
And Matthew is at least 41.

Her mom either only recently turned 50 or will in the next year or two, which makes Luna consider her mother dirt under their feet, so OLD, can you imagine?

But then Luna ignores that her boyfriend is in his forties, and nearly her mother's age. She's convinced that Matthew is YOUNG like she is, which makes them both more deserving of apartments and drugs and money than her parents are.

Bitch be cray.
 
Luna never once considered her mother’s feelings during her sobriety when Luna squeezed her fat ass through the door of her conditional, gov’t provided, sober living quarters with her mom’s ex drug dealer in tow and claimed it as their new drug den.

Luna never once considered her mother’s (or cats’) safety or well being when she chose to leave needles and drugs all over the apartment while literally shooting up all day and night right infront of her mother.

Now, Luna only allows visits from her mother (and father it appears), so long as they can provide drugs and/or money, but god forbid either parent is high while doing so. Yes, Luna, this is all very humiliating, but not in the way you think.

Of course her parents are shit, but Luna is in her late 20s now and should know that their behaviour will likely never change at this point, meaning she should be accepting that unfortunate reality privately and move the fuck on without them if they’re as humiliating and hurtful as she claims.

But she never will because Luna is a user, in every sense of the word, to her very core, so with that in mind- Get bent, Luna.
 
Luna speaks poorly of older women because her age is the only thing she has going for her.

She’s grimy, bloated, track marked, facially challenged, and a welfare leech but she’s not middle aged yet and that’s a win in her book. This is the woman that wanted to be the prettiest at her outpatient psych group. If she makes it to 40 I don’t imagine she’ll take it well.
 
And Matthew is at least 41.

Her mom either only recently turned 50 or will in the next year or two, which makes Luna consider her mother dirt under their feet, so OLD, can you imagine?

But then Luna ignores that her boyfriend is in his forties, and nearly her mother's age. She's convinced that Matthew is YOUNG like she is, which makes them both more deserving of apartments and drugs and money than her parents are.

Bitch be cray.
Nothing Luna does makes sense. If Luna and Matthew do it, it’s okay. If anyone else does it, it’s a trigger, gross, annoying etc. look how she talks about her neighbors like she’s any better than them.
Luna never once considered her mother’s feelings during her sobriety when Luna squeezed her fat ass through the door of her conditional, gov’t provided, sober living quarters with her mom’s ex drug dealer in tow and claimed it as their new drug den.

Luna never once considered her mother’s (or cats’) safety or well being when she chose to leave needles and drugs all over the apartment while literally shooting up all day and night right infront of her mother.

Now, Luna only allows visits from her mother (and father it appears), so long as they can provide drugs and/or money, but god forbid either parent is high while doing so. Yes, Luna, this is all very humiliating, but not in the way you think.

Of course her parents are shit, but Luna is in her late 20s now and should know that their behaviour will likely never change at this point, meaning she should be accepting that unfortunate reality privately and move the fuck on without them if they’re as humiliating and hurtful as she claims.

But she never will because Luna is a user, in every sense of the word, to her very core, so with that in mind- Get bent, Luna.
Is there any confirmation that her mother is in sober living and not just low incoming housing? I know we know that her mother was sober until they came to live with her but the way Luna talks about to rid neighbors it seems they’re all doing drugs or selling them. Wouldn’t a sober living home be more facilitied?
 
@Loony Tunes It’s been said by Luna and the incident with the social worker would confirm that as well. Highly doubt they sent a social worker to kick someone out for back rent, especially at the time it happened (height of covid). I also don’t see what reason Luna would have to lie about something like that, especially while she was still advertising her drug abuse and would have nothing to gain from such a lie.
Wouldn’t a sober living home be more facilitied?
In theory, yes, but in reality, no lol. Unless it’s like a literally supervised group home situation connected to law enforcement in some capacity (and even then, lots of drugs sneak through), the environment Luna describes sounds accurate for once, perhaps slightly exaggerated in order to make herself look better than crackheads and gain more pity.
 
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@Loony Tunes It’s been said by Luna and the incident with the social worker would confirm that as well. Highly doubt they sent a social worker to kick someone out for back rent, especially at the time it happened (height of covid). I also don’t see what reason Luna would have to lie about something like that, especially while she was still advertising her drug abuse and would have nothing to gain from such a lie.

In theory, yes, but in reality, no lol. Unless it’s like a literally supervised group home situation connected to law enforcement in some capacity (and even then, lots of drugs sneak through), the environment Luna describes sounds accurate for once, perhaps slightly exaggerated in order to make herself look better than crackheads and gain more pity.
I thought Luna said it was section 8? If her mom is getting help for housing from the government and they checked in and found out she broke their rules for them giving her help (such as housing other people) they for sure can kick luna’s mom out. It seemed like they relocated her since they couldn’t kick Luna and lurch out because of stupid squatting rights.
 
I try to keep my cruising of the forum to just lurking & it’s been said a handful of times but, sometimes I think back on all the opportunities she’s had and pissed away and it gives me such biblical, visceral anger. Being nearly in one’s thirties and everything down to the grime on her floors and walls staying the same, no improvement whatsoever in her well-being in any aspect, I imagine at some point she’d actually wake up and realize she’s completely fucked her life up and is doing nothing to better it. I guess having random neet Johns on Reddit validating her burlap sack body is a greater high than actually working and putting in blood, sweat and tears towards bettering her future. I just wish she would get a fucking wake-up call already but this bitch has more luck than the Irish
 
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