Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Torque Wheeler]

If you click the kiwi logo 41 times it opens a registration page for the secret forum. I went on there, but it's just even more people calling him fat

 

[veri]

You fuckers have got every you asked for

well us intervention in ukraine isn’t on that list

Piggy is apparently visiting his local FBI branch tomorrow. Everyone in this thread should be on their best behavior.

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imagine being in the milwaukee fbi branch and seeing this fat fuck walk in every week with another 8 pages of twitter accounts. at what point can the fbi tell him to fuck off?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Piggy claims victory:

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The people are doubtful:

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I've heard that the best way to get law enforcement on your side is to publicly tweet about how useless they are

(I have the feeling that even alphabet boys are clever enough to figure fatpat out quickly though)

Edit:

imagine being in the milwaukee fbi branch and seeing this fat fuck walk in every week with another 8 pages of twitter accounts. at what point can the fbi tell him to fuck off?

We should ask brianna wu how long it took.

 

[whore loving dragon]

well us intervention in ukraine isn’t on that list

imagine being in the milwaukee fbi branch and seeing this fat fuck walk in every week with another 8 pages of twitter accounts. at what point can the fbi tell him to fuck off?

Hopefully all of this FBI attention he's begging for ends up getting directed toward his shady PPP loans.

 

[Melissa Sanchez]

There is a very tiny chance that he actually talked with the FBI. If he did, unless he isn't completely lying about receiving genuine death threats, they told him to fuck off and stop replying to everything.

 

[blockhead]

Top FBI operative Agent Cooper was put on the case to snuff out the pepperoni making operation in the "Black Lodge" aka codename for Niki's vagina. The bureau's been on high alert since he hasn't been heard from in weeks. The jowls are not what they seem, child.

 

[justhereforments]

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This sounds like a good thing tbh

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Your local FBI field office gets flooded with phone calls from depressed lonely old people, nutters that think their neighbors are part of a conspiracy, and retards that want to report their local Walmart store for not letting them exchange goods without a receipt.

There is always one agent, stabbed with the dreaded duty phone. So even if Patrick made this phone call (he never did because he is lazy), at best a field agent would have taken down his number in a phone log book and that is it.

Fellow sci-fi writer L. Ron Hubbard used to write the FBI all the time to accuse everyone he knew of plotting massive conspiracies against him as part of a communist plot to suppress Dianetics including accusing his own wife (who he later kidnapped like he did to one of his children multiple times) of all kinds of crimes including murder. Then the FBI started investigating him back when he started Scientology.

Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "It's as bad as I told you it was go…

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"guess who you should listen to about what we need to do next". I'm sincerely baffled that he actually typed this. He REALLY sees his twitter as some important tool for political activism and himself as a political thought-leader lmao. I'm speechless.

The unemployed, high school graduate, paint balloon guy that doesn't ever read any books, that's who the left needs to listen for wisdom.

This is the most delusional thing he has said in a while.

It's an easy prediction but I'm going to make it anyway. If this Supreme Court draft from a single Justice turns out to be just that and the actual ruling when it comes out doesn't overrule Roe or Casey, Fat will declare victory and start talking about it as something he achieved by tweeting endlessly.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

There is a very tiny chance that he actually talked with the FBI. If he did, unless he isn't completely lying about receiving genuine death threats, they told him to fuck off and stop replying to everything.

I feel if Pat actually received a genuine death threat, we'd see the receipts now, posted from both parties. I'm sure Rick's response to these death threats (if they were real) is hilarious, like "Sweetheart, you just threatened my life. It's jail time now, child."

And then what does he think he's going to accomplish with the FBI? Shitposting and making parody accounts of a Twitter lunatic isn't illegal, so that's 99% of trolling that won't go away even in the most optimistic results for Pat. They certainly can't give Pat his blue checkmark back, nor fix the many other failures in Pat's life, and they won't be his personal army and doxxxxxxx everyone making fun of him on Twitter.

 

[ILoveNiggers]

He's clearly shitfaced but I think this is about Russia and not the Supreme Court ruling:

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Interviewed people? Like the Japanese pilot who begged for his forgiveness? Shut up you fat cunt.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

So, basically, Pat's response to the Supreme Court leak was

 

[MilkThePig]

So he's making up bomb threats to force the FBI to pay attention to him now?

I'm sure that couldn't backfire at all. Rick very smart.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The atalkers threatened to sabotage his pepperoni machine. They targeted his livelihood. The terrorists will pay, child.

 

[Nod Flenders]

So he's making up bomb threats to force the FBI to pay attention to him now?

I'm sure that couldn't backfire at all. Rick very smart.

The FBI are more than likely laughing at Fatrick.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "It's as bad as I told you it was go…

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"guess who you should listen to about what we need to do next". I'm sincerely baffled that he actually typed this. He REALLY sees his twitter as some important tool for political activism and himself as a political thought-leader lmao. I'm speechless.

The unemployed, high school graduate, paint balloon guy that doesn't ever read any books, that's who the left needs to listen for wisdom.

This is the most delusional thing he has said in a while.

No child, Patrick is the Peter Wiggin of our time, his cutting insight and massive intellect will have him be appointed Hegemon of earth any day now.

 

[instythot]

If you click the kiwi logo 41 times it opens a registration page for the secret forum. I went on there, but it's just even more people calling him fat

And null has been telling me it was invite only and closed to registrations

 

[John Andrews Stan]

His rage and tears will never get old for me. I hope he keeps pouring his enlarged heart out like this forever:



Lol cry moar.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

His rage and tears will never get old for me. I hope he keeps pouring his enlarged heart out like this forever:

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Lol cry moar.

Oh, I had never thought of it like that, Fat. When you put it that way I think we should just kick those three Justices off the court, Joe Biden out of office and have Hillary put in office to appoint the new seats and serve out her rightful terms. Seems only fair. I'm so glad we have the rule of fair in this country.

 

[instythot]

His rage and tears will never get old for me. I hope he keeps pouring his enlarged heart out like this forever:

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Lol cry moar.

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His understanding of basic civics is only rivaled by his understanding of spaceships that aren't shaped like cocks. There's a literal entire rest of the government in place to keep a president's retarded whims from being enacted. These three had to be qualified in some way to get the seats

 

[John Andrews Stan]

His understanding of basic civics is only rivaled by his understanding of spaceships that aren't shaped like cocks. There's a literal entire rest of the government in place to keep a president's retarded whims from being enacted. These three had to be qualified in some way to get the seats

The way Patrick tells it, Trump plucked completely unqualified morons out of frat houses and titty bars, installing them on SCOTUS with no Congressional hearings or other barriers to entry.

I’m not even a Republican (or a Dem, I hasten to add) but it was pure pornography watching Trump get all those dozens of judges behind benches over the course of his term. His presidency, over for years now, truly is the gift that keeps on giving. Knowing it makes Fatrick so angry only increases my enjoyment.

Patty and the cross-eyed fellow alcoholic he married probably wear their voting stickers year round. Imagine being this desperate for validation.