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I mean, it was that stupid ass rasta phil picture so nothing of value was loss.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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PhilsCamelToe
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Regarding his odd fascination to having some title in his Twitter handle,
He reads up here and if he doesn't do it, his mods do. Do I think Phil changes his name with an intent to see the reaction of people here? I think that's a possibility and I am sure another fellow detractor has said the same thing before. Even back in the day, he tried to label himself as just a troll on forums and then acted like a coward when confronted in person.
Honestly, I think it's really pathetic for a guy his age to have a Twitter handle like that, to play dress up and beg six days out of seven and not even be good at the gimmick (games) he attaches himself with.
He can't even own up to the fact that he is bad at the majority of games and admits that him using a guide isn't the same as someone who bossed through a game on their own.
Having some "epic" title attached to your social media account is fitting to someone as much as a gimp and stunted both mentally and physically as Phil.
He reads up here and if he doesn't do it, his mods do. Do I think Phil changes his name with an intent to see the reaction of people here? I think that's a possibility and I am sure another fellow detractor has said the same thing before. Even back in the day, he tried to label himself as just a troll on forums and then acted like a coward when confronted in person.
Honestly, I think it's really pathetic for a guy his age to have a Twitter handle like that, to play dress up and beg six days out of seven and not even be good at the gimmick (games) he attaches himself with.
He can't even own up to the fact that he is bad at the majority of games and admits that him using a guide isn't the same as someone who bossed through a game on their own.
Having some "epic" title attached to your social media account is fitting to someone as much as a gimp and stunted both mentally and physically as Phil.
Brownshirt Freshman
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God fucking damn his twitter is the most pathetic thing out there. All this sucking up to actual successful people just reeks of desperation, trying so hard just to get any kind of positive response so he might go "viral" and get more viewers for his dead streams. Just straight up leeching to try to jumpstart his career that faded into obscurity long ago. And when he's not doing this cocksucking it's begging and weird A.M gin tweets. Derich's twitter might be less embarrassing at this point.
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>Hello sir, please do not redeem my kahntent.
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So on his day off they wanted to celebrate their anniversary so they drove AN HOUR to an expensive mall to "window shop" and he was suprised by the high prices of items, 325 for a shirt, 135 for a bracelet, but actually it was for CANDLES. They wanted some super special candles that aren't sold anywhere else, you can totally not order it online (https://www.yankeecandle.com/). And you know what, the candle store...went bankrupt! Even in a high-end mall, can you believe you can't survive on selling candles?
Wait...
I know Mother's day is coming up but this is funnier
So basically Khet had to bully Phil to get up his ass and drive with her to some random candle store for THEIR ANNIVERSARY A MONTH LATE. Zero fucks given. They could have used the time to visit a zoo but alas.
Atleast he ate some ROBUST food later, also parking is stressful.
Edit: More coping about memberships, doesn't understand how auto-renewal works. "Consider becoming a member, even if you don't care about the rewards, it helps the channel in the long run" -> Stop caring about the rewards, just give him money.
Wait...
So basically Khet had to bully Phil to get up his ass and drive with her to some random candle store for THEIR ANNIVERSARY A MONTH LATE. Zero fucks given. They could have used the time to visit a zoo but alas.
Atleast he ate some ROBUST food later, also parking is stressful.
Edit: More coping about memberships, doesn't understand how auto-renewal works. "Consider becoming a member, even if you don't care about the rewards, it helps the channel in the long run" -> Stop caring about the rewards, just give him money.
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I hope all of this is true. I hope his horse saddled him up and hauled him an hour away from his bunker in his car to spend his money on stuff he couldn’t care less about.
Phil is living every white suburbanite stereotype without the benefits of having friends who occasionally pretend to be able to stand him or the tax breaks which come from having children.
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hello sirs, so shocking as it might sound DSP is completely wrong about this Actiblizz news but one tid bit I funny after seeing how DSP bot attempted to communicate with hooman designated: Wings of redemtion.
There's apparently documented evidence that Kotick was friends with the board of directors at activision.
yes phil, thats how friendship works, you need to apply and if accepted then you gt an offer. Once you accept an offer the friendship agreement and terms are sent. Once signed they are notorized so there's a "evidence" and a paper trail of the friendship
I would argue he's not real, thus he has to be that old chatbot, but it became sentient and made a very realistic vtube avatar.
There's apparently documented evidence that Kotick was friends with the board of directors at activision.
yes phil, thats how friendship works, you need to apply and if accepted then you gt an offer. Once you accept an offer the friendship agreement and terms are sent. Once signed they are notorized so there's a "evidence" and a paper trail of the friendship
I would argue he's not real, thus he has to be that old chatbot, but it became sentient and made a very realistic vtube avatar.
RandyFries
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It looks like they went to Bellevue Square. That mall is 12 miles from DSPs house and it took him an hour to get there because he doesn’t know how to merge onto the freeway. He also said it is “way out of the way”…12 miles and he makes it sound like he went on some odyssey.
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Phil always was and always will be an incel. Two or three instances of reprieve throughout his life does not change that fact.
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The whole false advertisement thing is ridiculous.
Yes, TurboTax lost a class action because they failed to disclose qualifications for free filing.
This is not the same thing as a fucking COMPANY SLOGAN nor is it the same thing as a commercial stream. In the former, it is an obvious part of marketing and it helps people remember your name. It is not a fucking claim. In the latter...we've gone over this but streamers are subject to FTC regulations and everything they do is above board, but Phil would rather slander people and say they breach FTC regulations.
Yes, TurboTax lost a class action because they failed to disclose qualifications for free filing.
This is not the same thing as a fucking COMPANY SLOGAN nor is it the same thing as a commercial stream. In the former, it is an obvious part of marketing and it helps people remember your name. It is not a fucking claim. In the latter...we've gone over this but streamers are subject to FTC regulations and everything they do is above board, but Phil would rather slander people and say they breach FTC regulations.
David Davidson
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Phil pretty much confirmed that Kat isn't working at the moment and hasn't for some time. He got real upset when someone asked if her work schedule was better. He has to address that people have noticed that Jasper isn't on stream and that's only when Kat is at home and not at work.
capefear56
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lol DSP claiming he could play DDR and Guitar Hero at a high level.
I would LOVE to see him fumble through this game if he's ever forced to migrate to PC. DSP and hand-eye coordination mix like oil and water.
I would LOVE to see him fumble through this game if he's ever forced to migrate to PC. DSP and hand-eye coordination mix like oil and water.
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I'm pretty sure he mocked people over it last year
How did he do this when he didn't make enough the day before and spent on champions?
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Just die zoya, please.
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DeeTracktor
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''DSP The Impotent''
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fucking goddamnit, i was choking on food for a few minutes after reading that
lol that retarded dumbass
Guess i'm toxic now!
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Ohhh hey Slayer!!! Good to see you in chat *sways*.
capefear56
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DSP the Supplicant.
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DSP the Subsisting