Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Law said:
I always get so excited when the O and A Fandom gets involved in something. They go from zero to one hundred basically immediately, are typically hilarious and creative, and have absolutely no hesitation or compunction when it comes to trolling. They can effortpost and go IRL like nobody's business.
But then, every single time, these same traits cause things to completely blow up in everyone's faces and ruin the fun. I should've paid more attention to the bittersweetness that colored my initial excitement. The Pests have been around for years - I should've expected this.
Oh fair Boomia, I hardly knew ye.
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Your phone crapped out, dude
 
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He's back to his 6 month long project of repairing his projects-blocking fence.
It was delayed a handful of weeks back because it was windy.

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Isn't it mental that all this commotion over Boomia makes a bigger splash than any of Fatricks books... His whole career as author is dwarfed by a 600 page thread a whole forum dedicated to him...
Boomia makes more of a mark in history than Fatrick's awful books(really it's difficult to finish them)
One of the best things about you Kiwi folk is how careful ye are to archive and preserve everything. I've often come here to dig out info on Fatrick or something. You guys are appreciated.

When the feds come and whisk us off to Guantanamo Bay for calling Fatrick fat let's be cool on the yard and team up.
 
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ImportantOpinions said:
While all this is going on, Patrick outed a Republican politician as bisexual on twitter. He's now screaming about internalized homophobia while reminding everyone he is 100% straight.
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I’d rather read more about this than the sperging from a doofus who doxed their kid and gave Quasi a headache.

Edit: 600 woo
 
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Fatrick 666 said:
Just for clarity I created the Fatrick666 account to troll the insufferable kiwi fags who talk about formatting and presenting but never did, so I just used it to respond here. The level of depressed, emo, loner types on here really leave me wishing a comet hits the planet, thanks today I notice OnA has a similar percentage.
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Boomia I liked you on the @SomervilleDan podcast, but you’re acting like a total thin-skinned bitch right now. You’re getting shit on because what you did was retarded no matter how you look at it, and brought heat down on Quasi most of all. There’s so few website left where you can actually speak your mind and we need to respect the people that make these websites possible at great personal expense.

You’re getting hazed here because you’re shitting up the thread and lashing out because you’re angy people are making fun of you now for an objective mistake. Take your licks like a man bro.
 
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TerminalTryHard said:
I swear there's nothing gayer than talking about how secure you are in your sexuality on social media.
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Dear world,

I don't like dicks. I really don't. I don't fantasize about being sodomized. I just wanna smash gash and grab some tits. Super duper straight, yep, that's me! Ignore my manfaced wife who I get to peg me. And remember, no dicks here!

Tootles,
Patrick S. Tomlinson
 
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ImportantOpinions said:
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The one thing there's never been any question or confusion over is how much straight Patrick likes the ladies. How comfortable, confident, and secure his sexuality has always been.
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Oh Fatrick... Always with the hot takes...
I forgot you were such a stud...
I genuinely love that there is photo evidence of Fatrick being cucked like crazy but he says shit like 'my wife told me she never loved me. Isn't attracted to me and doesn't want me.... All of which were lies of course'

He was utterly emasculated by Pringle Can Jon and Fatrick tries so hard to impress his rodeo bull ridin'pa that he literally says 'an actual tough guy'...

He talks about spoonfeeding people teeth and no ambulance needed, just clean up... But he's a spineless coward.

Same as cassanova Fatrick... He sees himself as this shredded cool guy who makes knickers wet with his charm and humour... But reality isn't saying the same. AFAIK he was outed and called a creep by some chick he was after.

He has a crush on Brianna John Flynt Walker Wu Though so maybe he will score there... Here's a tip Fatrick... Buy it an overpriced 'artisan' sandwich or something before....its 'vagina' is lubricated by intestinal mucus... Get it hungry and fed and your mushroom will slide right in!

The fact he sounds like a bitter old queen with that fey voice really doesn't help his lothario image also.
 
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