Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Given how hard it was for Novak to get clean, my main hope is that fuckup king Margera doesn’t drag him back into active addiction, too.

Bam is never going to get sober, because he doesn’t want to, and he doesn’t care about his parents, brother, wife or son enough to do it for them.

Yeah, that is what is making this a cunt hair away from a lost cause. Something somewhere can get to him to put it all into perspective but if your wife/kid weren't enough...the fuck is?

 

[Klokateer636]

Yeah, that is what is making this a cunt hair away from a lost cause. Something somewhere can get to him to put it all into perspective but if your wife/kid weren't enough...the fuck is?

Oh, if Bam <strikethrough> got<\strikethrough> ends up getting Novak back on drugs, I'd go from hoping he can get some sort of help, to hoping he chokes on his own vomit in his sleep.

I've personally lost a family member from a drug overdose after his former dealer pushed and pushed him back into it.

Ain't nothing scummier than a drug user/or dealer that can't leave a former addict alone. Well, perhaps a pedophile.

 

[General Disarray]

Oh, if Bam got Novak back on drugs, I'd go from hoping he can get some sort of help, to hoping he chokes on his own vomit in his sleep.

I've personally lost a family member from a drug overdose after his former dealer pushed and pushed him back into it.

Ain't nothing scummier than a drug user/or dealer that can't leave a former addict alone. Well, perhaps a pedophile.

Would really hope he'd get Andy Dick'd at that point. It's not beyond the realm of possibility, tbh.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Oh, if Bam got Novak back on drugs, I'd go from hoping he can get some sort of help, to hoping he chokes on his own vomit in his sleep.

I've personally lost a family member from a drug overdose after his former dealer pushed and pushed him back into it.

Ain't nothing scummier than a drug user/or dealer that can't leave a former addict alone. Well, perhaps a pedophile.

Yeah, thats why I agree he is mostly a lost cuase. Not impossible for him to see the error of his ways but like you said....if he did something like that idk what he fuck would make em ever see the wrong he did.

 

[Point Blank]

with how much of an inspiration Steveo is nowadays it's hard to remember that he used to be a huge careercow throughout the 2000s. he was addicted to pretty much everything, was a douchebag to most people around him, tried to start a failed rap career and his constant mental breakdowns and his very weird war with his neighbor it seemed like he was going to die forever painted as a joke. than he turned his life around and has earned the title of greatest stuntman in history, or possibly just the dumbest.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Oh, if Bam got Novak back on drugs, I'd go from hoping he can get some sort of help, to hoping he chokes on his own vomit in his sleep.

I've personally lost a family member from a drug overdose after his former dealer pushed and pushed him back into it.

Ain't nothing scummier than a drug user/or dealer that can't leave a former addict alone. Well, perhaps a pedophile.

Can you link me to or tell me what to search for regarding Bam getting Novak back on drugs. I want to read about that.

with how much of an inspiration Steveo is nowadays it's hard to remember that he used to be a huge careercow throughout the 2000s. he was addicted to pretty much everything, was a douchebag to most people around him, tried to start a failed rap career and his constant mental breakdowns and his very weird war with his neighbor it seemed like he was going to die forever painted as a joke. than he turned his life around and has earned the title of greatest stuntman in history, or possibly just the dumbest.

This is why I just want to see Bam turn it around. If he continues to fuck up of course he deserves it, but everyone also deservers a chance to turn it around. I know he has tried several times. but anyone who has dealt with addiction knows it takes several attempts.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Oh, if Bam got Novak back on drugs, I'd go from hoping he can get some sort of help, to hoping he chokes on his own vomit in his sleep.

I've personally lost a family member from a drug overdose after his former dealer pushed and pushed him back into it.

Ain't nothing scummier than a drug user/or dealer that can't leave a former addict alone. Well, perhaps a pedophile.

Ah, good old Bam. Every time he has a chance to turn it around, he continues to fuck it up. If and I mean if he got Novak back on drugs, then Bam is definitely beyond saving.

 

[Bob_]

Novak is a fucking slimy cunt, no one should trust this ex?junkie as far as they can throw him.

The teeth gnashing of people here "oh no big bad Bam got Novak on drugs again" should fuck right off.

It's painfully obvious that Novak only does whatever is in Novak's best interest. And if he was using again, he would hide it as long as possible to prevent his ex-junkie saviour grift from being affected.

 

[Wesley Willis]

Bam arguing with "Scott Stapp" two years after some tabloid reported on his latest failed marriage.

 

[Klokateer636]

Can you link me to or tell me what to search for regarding Bam getting Novak back on drugs. I want to read about that.


This is why I just want to see Bam turn it around. If he continues to fuck up of course he deserves it, but everyone also deservers a chance to turn it around. I know he has tried several times. but anyone who has dealt with addiction knows it takes several attempts.

Just so we're clear, I didn't say that he did. Nor that that he will. Just that if he does.

If Novak gets back on drugs, and it correlates with hanging out with Bam, then it would have been Bams fault.

Perhaps my comment could have made a little more clearly, so I'll edit my last to be more so.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Just so we're clear, I didn't say that he did. Nor that that he will. Just that if he does.

If Novak gets back on drugs, and it correlates with hanging out with Bam, then it would have been Bams fault.

Perhaps my comment could have made a little more clearly, so I'll edit my last to be more so.

Ah ok thanks I may have read into that a bit harder than I should have. Thanks for clarifying.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Checked the highlights, couldn’t find this, so here’s a documentary that I think could go into the OP talking about his life.

 

[Kuruminha]

Novak is a fucking slimy cunt, no one should trust this ex?junkie as far as they can throw him.

The teeth gnashing of people here "oh no big bad Bam got Novak on drugs again" should fuck right off.

It's painfully obvious that Novak only does whatever is in Novak's best interest. And if he was using again, he would hide is as long as possible to prevent is ex-junkie saviour grift from being affected.

Agreed. Once a junkie, always a junkie.

Also, thread theme (especially for those who trust these low lifes.):

 

[Bob_]

Agreed. Once a junkie, always a junkie.

Also, thread theme (especially for those who trust these low lifes.):

Holy shit, that is the exact same song that always pops into my head when junkies are discussed!

 

[Rogowski]

Holy shit, how does Bam look buff and out of shape at the same time?

 

[raticate]

Holy shit, how does Bam look buff and out of shape at the same time?

his dad cursed him on a genetic level for all the pranks

 

[Jack Awful]

Holy shit, how does Bam look buff and out of shape at the same time?
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As happy as I am that Bam is hanging with Novak and doing exercises, Bam always relapses.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Holy shit, how does Bam look buff and out of shape at the same time?
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Not even trying to be mean but I don’t see buff, I see bulk.

Glad he’s working on things because all that abdominal fat is dangerous, but he’s still got a while to go to escape the Phil and Vito genetic curse.

 

[Rogowski]

Not even trying to be mean but I don’t see buff, I see bulk.

I was referring to his arms mostly, at the beginning of the video his arms look well defined and when the camera gets a shot if his front side he looks fat and like the workout is killing him

 

[Snack Cracker]

I was referring to his arms mostly, at the beginning of the video his arms look well defined and when the camera gets a shot if his front side he looks fat and like the workout is killing him

That makes sense.
Maybe I don’t know anything about body building but these seem like normal arms of someone who’s not a NEET, not fit arms.
Not saying he needs to have visible muscle but he’s toned at best in the arms.