Noticing the tips he's been getting its just gotten so sad and pathetic now. Without the whales he averages a good $20 per stream. It's like I'm watching a grown ass man getting his allowance from his parents under anonymous because they feel bad. His 50 bit bitches are dwindling, except slayer who seems to be in it for the long haul. Saddest attempt at support to a long time streamer I've ever seen. He's a dead horse at this point stuck on life support by his few sugar daddies
Phil, get your lazy ass out of bed earlier. No wonder you look like shit. Eating with that fucked-up schedule will fuck up your body thanks to your lack of exerci- actually, continue.
*30 seconds without commentary go by and there is another lightning on the screen*
Phil: "LIGHTNING!"
*He enters a room where a prompt comes up*
Phil: "Fury collectibles will unlock or improve attacks or skills of the player, Ok where do I find one? what does it look like? uhhhh , can't see anything here..." as he literally didn't explore the room he was in at all while the collectible was of a different color than the rest of the room.
"I don't know why no one is talking in chat, I don't know what to tell you ACK ACK(fake laugh)"
A NPC dies and makes a buuuaaaaa sound and Phil proceeds to imitate it for some reason like a retard and 20 seconds after goes DUDUDUDUD for no reason, I assume he does dent sounds to fill out dead air.
He starts to fight a boss, gets hit twice in a row and says "I BLOCKED IT ALL!!" (I was blocking!!). He kills the boss that literally dies in 4 or 5 hits and a prompt shows up that says "after the storm" and then another one pops up that says "finish chapter 2", what does Phil commentary consist of? "Woooow , after the storm...finish chapter 2 ack ack , they suck!" By the way who makes reference to an NPC ability at the game? It sounds so fucking weird and tacitly toxic to say "they suck!" to a npc, imagine playing an online game against bots and saying that they suck out loud.
I can't keep watching this, it's been five minutes and I think it's too much for me, so boring and bad.
The paypig churn is really funny to watch. Same faces over and over. Will they be doing this for the rest of their lives? I truly wonder what the future holds for everyone involved.
The paypig churn is really funny to watch. Same faces over and over. Will they be doing this for the rest of their lives? I truly wonder what the future holds for everyone involved.
While you kinda knew some paypig would give him money today, considering it's about three people supporting him and buying his memberships (and that it's so obvious), I'll say paypigs are punching the air today as detractors pick up yet another win. Phil's organic growth is rotting faster than his liver.
Did anyone get the automation down to find super thanks on his videos? Just scrolling though the videos since he got super thanks, he only got $2 over a full week. No clue if there are others floating around on older videos.
There is a "semi effective" way to look manually through all comments instead of clicking on videos randomly, but there's a couple of issues with that.
Which superthanks are you referring to? Would help to determine if that method is effective or not. Do you have a link / screenshot to the comment?
If it's good enough, it can be a way to do things until YT adds superthanks to the API.
How does that equate to him admitting Kat got fired? He’s just admitting what we already knew (that slightly above minimum wage workers are going to get shitty work schedules)
If she is working this little she may as well be unemployed. Even high schoolers work more than Khet, at this point whoever does scheduling for Fred Meyer or whatever the fuck it is using her to fill in whenever there is no one else.
Phil, get your lazy ass out of bed earlier. No wonder you look like shit. Eating with that fucked-up schedule will fuck up your body thanks to your lack of exerci- actually, continue.
Did anyone get the automation down to find super thanks on his videos? Just scrolling though the videos since he got super thanks, he only got $2 over a full week. No clue if there are others floating around on older videos.
Would love to see someone make something like that for superthanks. Pigpiggo is an amazing automated system I would love to see more things like that out there for Phil. As far as I know the only old superthanks I have seen was already posted here it was by Gamecucker on an old Hades video.
I find it interesting that Phil lately has been questioning why chat is dead and that he has XXX amount of viewers but no one is chatting. I wonder if he read KiwiFarms about the viewbot stuff and is now paranoid that his views are a fabrication done by one of his fans or he might be caught himself doing it. So he keeps mentioning chat because of a weird denial that his views are fake or to play dumb so it doesn't seem like he was viewbotting.
I just think people don't chat because they don't want to be doxxed by trolls/fans of DSP, his dumb rule of 24 hour sub only chat mode, the way people get banned for the slightest thing, or they are nonsubs who want to see the train-wreck that is Phil but don't care to sub. Either way, I find it funny that he is constantly panicking that his chat is dead and mentions he should have people talking with that many viewers.
"On a daily basis I have probably about a thousand unique viewers on my stream no exaggeration."
Does anyone know where Phil is pulling this number from? Every time I check he is between 200-500 viewers I've only seen him get 1,000 when he was milking Wings for views and fighting Malenia.
"On a daily basis I have probably about a thousand unique viewers on my stream no exaggeration."
Does anyone know where Phil is pulling this number from? Every time I check he is between 200-500 viewers I've only seen him get 1,000 when he was milking Wings for views and fighting Malenia.
You mean besides out of his ass? I assume he's conflating the people who attend his stream, and those who are morbidly curious and click on the videos after he posts them to his channel.
"On a daily basis I have probably about a thousand unique viewers on my stream no exaggeration."
Does anyone know where Phil is pulling this number from? Every time I check he is between 200-500 viewers I've only seen him get 1,000 when he was milking Wings for views and fighting Malenia.
He means views essentially, it's not the same 200-500 people all the time, the same counts for detractors, surprised he'd admit it's only 1000 since it used to be around 3k a few months ago. He also said he gets 102k unique viewers a month, he's really loving the youtube studio app recently cause he can jerk himself off. Autistic request: Can we find the last time we saw Jasper? There is speculation that the one time Phil cancelled his early stream on the 12th of January was the moment Khet got fired.
I really hope the reason Kat has gone unemployed is because she knows how much DSP wastes on WWEChampions.
Rate me optimistic but she might have seen the irrefutable evidence on here and used that as ammunition. It's not too much of a stretch considering the insanity of Phil spending more on WWEChampions than Kat was earning working. I can't imagine any person if they found out their spouse was wasting to accept that arrangement.
