Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Aunt Carol]

I’ve known some….questionable foragers in the past but they definitely didn’t offer advice to anyone else other than “google it but I didn’t”.

Like you said, she’s completely inexperienced *and* is passing on bad information to others which is unacceptable and downright dangerous.

She spends all day online and has a TikTok, but can’t watch any of the incredibly knowledgeable and experienced foragers that post there, and it requires a shorter attention span than YouTube even.

I don't have the link to hand, but her Amazon wishlist was an absolute ton of "intro to" and "beginner" books about herbcraft and foraging. Seems symptomatic: if you keep buying the same 101 information, it's all going to be the same; at some point you need personal experience or deeper study.

Staph has never taken her viewers on a walk around the neighborhood.

I've casually watched some YouTube foragers and the takeaway is that they know their own surroundings very, very well. They have the background horticultural knowledge then take that into the literal field, becoming familiar with the plants that grow in their own walking radius the same instinctive way a bargain shopper knows the layouts of their usual stores and where to find the markdowns.

Anachronistic metaphor intended. It's neat to see an ape instinct taken back from, y'know, the cancer of modernity. If you pay attention to the plants around you, it won't be this stilted, book-learning for long; the mass of green turns into a hundred different things once you look, and keep looking. Staph is just posting factoids that she's finding from the index of her mass-market herb book.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

This should go well.



And some new patches, among the least legible of all:

 

[Cantaloupine]

Lmao, with her lumpy-ass body shape testosterone won't do shit, be it micro or full dose. Most she'll get is a croaky voice and patchy baby fluff on her face but unless she loses a lot of weight she's not gonna see any major changes to her shape, and especially not her already deflated pancake tits. All she'll get is a heightened sex drive -so chances are she'll end up posting more 'SW' shit online and whining about the famous men she wants to fuck, living or dead- and much shorter temper (I feel bad for her parents tbh roid rage is real.)

That being said, I sincerely hope she DOES start a course of actual prescribed testosterone (as opposed to a shitty plant alternative that doesn't do shit) if only to watch her come to the horrified realisation that it's not going to make her an UwU genderfae enby that every cis man immediately ejaculates over but instead turn her into a hairy, ugly toad-like witch from a fairytale. That facial hair never stops growing once it starts, Staph!

 

[forgotten corn]

Her patches keep getting progressively worse. Every time she posts new ones I have a harder time making out what they say.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

(I feel bad for her parents tbh roid rage is real.)

What's the gender affirming thing to hit your mom with? It's not bread, is it? What a masc thing to hit ur mom with?

 

[Vandy]

"Microdosing T" just means eating plants or supplement scams marketed towards roid heads that are supposed to boost your T levels. They will get no changes because they aren't going to actually be taking any real testosterone.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

"Microdosing T" just means eating plants or supplement scams marketed towards roid heads that are supposed to boost your T levels. They will get no changes because they aren't going to actually be taking any real testosterone.

She's talked about tribulus so she's probably going to buy some.

 

[Vandy]

She's talked about tribulus so she's probably going to buy some.

What do you think guys? Will they complain about it not working or lie and say they've got a new big boy chest hair?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

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Teehee oopsies!

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Can presume it was some or all of these our resident idiot suggested.

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Oomph there it is. No, she hasn't deleted em after the 'oops'.

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Outing people without their knowledge. Classic Staph.

"I almost killed people with my know it all stupidity (upside down smiley face) hee hee"
Jesus H Christ you really are fucking 14.

 

[The Salt Mines]

What do you think guys? Will they complain about it not working or lie and say they've got a new big boy chest hair?

I'm on team big boy chest hair, taking side bets on inappropriate and horrifying comments about genital "changes".

 

[Ophelia]

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I wonder how much she’s received in donations. $40?

And some new patches, among the least legible of all:
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“For a gump of people so vocal about women’s rights terfs havent said roucH IBW KEwnE”

“Homophoees will say “think a strkight vomile person” they oretend transhets don’t exist!”

Yarrow, you can’t charge people money for this. You wouldn’t wear them yourself, and you know it. It’s time to invest in better supplies and improve at your craft. Or move on to something else, because this isn’t working.

 

[Vandy]

I'm on team big boy chest hair, taking side bets on inappropriate and horrifying comments about genital "changes".

If Gyro ever had bottom growth (it won't, it can't with supplements) they would use it to try to prove that they're intersex. Which is ironic considering that's not the kind of condition they claim to have.
Looking into it again, vaginal agenesis isn't even an intersex condition. Isn't that what they claim? And that their urethra is inside or something? Does anyone remember what page screencaps are on?

 

[Snack Cracker]

Here's a bunch of madness from her "ghost-fucking" blog, spectrophiliacsanonymous (archive)

Spoiler: FUCKING SHOVE IT

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This is about her shapeshifting and astral demon biffles:

Spoiler: White padded walls

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And some allusions to fucking the ghosts of serial killers and her spirit companions:

Spoiler: She thinks she got pregnant by her spirit companion. She just wishes she could get laid.

Her spirit companion Rick is serial killer Richard Ramirez, commonly known as the Nightstalker.
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Spoiler: I have no vagina

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I googled congenital avagenesis, and it does not appear to be cited anywhere. Either she's making it up or she got the name of the condition wrong.
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Spoiler: Married

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Spoiler: Sex with ghosts

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I'm still unable to edit the OP. There is a report link, but no edit link in the lower left corner.

No vagina spoiler is her explanation of why she’s intersex.
And vintage ghost fucker Staph as a bonus.

 

[Chromeo]

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And some new patches, among the least legible of all:
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Not to get political, but terfs are actually extremely vocal about the Roe V. Wade thing. If she paid any attention to her ideological enemies she'd know that.

 

[JaneThough]

Not to get political, but terfs are actually extremely vocal about the Roe V. Wade thing. If she paid any attention to her ideological enemies she'd know that.

It's really funny coming from her, when she and her ilk are more concerned with the pronouns and how we discuss abortion than the fact that RvW was struck down. Maybe that's her issue, that Terfs aren't talking enough about how now stunning and brave transwomen can't get abortions (like that one who tweeted about how they can't wait to abort a child).

 

[SnottieLottie]

And some new patches, among the least legible of all:
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A lovely rendition of what I first thought these said when they were literally 6 inches from my face:

P8R A G##D OF FFOILD so vocal about wopiens rioghts TKAFS HAVENT SAID OUCH IOWT KEv(paint smudge like she tardily smashed the brush into the fabric) E

NO FKOFIF IS W(more tardy brush smashing)N CAUSINO IBOPLBS CANCER

HOMOPHO(smear)F(smear) will say “T(tardy brush smashing) ASTKAIOMT while PARSOW” thcy OK(smear)TLKO T(smear/smash)SHLTS DONT EXiST y

Staph Staph Staph…how are these patches? I can’t read them properly 6 inches from my face, much less at a distance like for example…ON SOMEONES CLOTHES. If I hold it away from me it turns into(lol) a disgusting smeared mess like it was done by a toddler on speed.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Staph Staph Staph…how are these patches? I can’t read them properly 6 inches from my face, much less at a distance like for example…ON SOMEONES CLOTHES. If I hold it away from me it turns into(lol) a disgusting smeared mess like it was done by a toddler on speed.

Staph's patches sure aren't very dyslexic-friendly, are they? Seems a little ableist.

 

[Meowzers]

Not to get political, but terfs are actually extremely vocal about the Roe V. Wade thing. If she paid any attention to her ideological enemies she'd know that.

is that what the patches are about? i could not make heads for tails of what they were saying and i didn't want to even try. these really are her worst patches, holy moly.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

...thanks for sharing, Staph.


lol at the thought her holding up a stick to threaten some right-winger who's just laughing his ass off at her

 

[Ophelia]

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...thanks for sharing, Staph.
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lol at the thought her holding up a stick to threaten some right-winger who's just laughing his ass off at her

This dumbo. Anyone with stomach issues as bad as she claims to have knows not to eat like that. But she knows if she does, she can post about it online for sympathy. Maybe.

No one wants to hear about your magical realm, Yow. Throwing it at people is quite inconsiderate.

The gender neutral term is “cunty.”

Has she never seen the first Indiana Jones? Gun beats most weapons. The only chance she’s got is looking so ridiculous that her assailant is distracted and can’t see through their tears of laughter.