DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
If you ever wanted to see DSP struggle to make up a lie while trying to remember his own bullshit lies in the past while also trying to create a new narrative of why the John Rambo video is invalid and could be corrupt... Here you go.

It kind of blows my mind that DSP is more willingly to react to this ancient drama shit in order to gain members than do something more simple like play some games with his members. But doing that would require human interaction outside of a stream chat or email so fuck that right Phil? :stress:
 
Phil talking like he's a Morrowind expert despite his "on-hold" Morrowind "playthrough" being the worst example of anyone ever trying to play the game makes me autistically upset. It took you 4 fucking hours to figure out how to buy and sell to NPCs Phil you stupid fuck and half of your gameplay was standing in a corner mixing potions. You didn't even scratch the fucking surface of the game you dummy. Fuck.
 
I don't upload videos, but is it difficult to get them in the right order? No way he's plastered already.

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it's "the system". Shorter videos contain less data so they process faster, and the gin brain doesn't have time to upload one at a time. Pretty sure he could schedule them out so they appear at set times to fix this issue, but that takes more effort than saying "just use the playlist MORON".
 
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Phil talking like he's a Morrowind expert despite his "on-hold" Morrowind "playthrough" being the worst example of anyone ever trying to play the game makes me autistically upset. It took you 4 fucking hours to figure out how to buy and sell to NPCs Phil you stupid fuck and half of your gameplay was standing in a corner mixing potions. You didn't even scratch the fucking surface of the game you dummy. Fuck.


He's the type of guy who spends like an hour playing a game, and then next stream acts like he's played it for years. Remember he's an expert at everything in his pre-streams, but at the same time needs his chat to hoof hold him every stream.






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It really is wacky he tries to pass off all his facial hair issues as being grey hairs lmao.

Like yeah you got grey in your beard DSP, but that’s clearly not what’s happening in that middle part
It's a shame, it seems like the more profound patches are in his goatee, the part of his beard that he wants to keep.
 
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His new profile pic is terrible
Absolutely disgusting. His facial hair is the worst part. As some have pointed out before me, he is also putting on full display his dark, beady, soulless eyes. They say they are the mirror of the soul and you can literally see nothing but a void in them.
Those patches everyone is seeing are just gray/white hair, he's getting old you guys.
Yes he has white hairs...but he also has straight up patches if you look closely
 
For me it's not even how patchy his goatee is, it's how fucked the shave job is.

It's too short compared to how long his mustache hairs are. It's an abomination. If you're going to have a goatee that short, the rest of your face needs to be clean-shaven to the skin for it to look like anything other than someone slapped your chin with an ashtray.

A patchy gray goatee wouldn't look so bad if it were longer and more full.
 
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