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When will Jack drop dead?

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but jack, you can't handle even the slightest bit of criticism or hate

i love how that list is basically the anti-jack, with the exception of #1 but that was because jack was pretty much the only cooking channel on YT for a little while

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Aaway said:
but jack, you can't handle even the slightest bit of criticism or hate

i love how that list is basically the anti-jack, with the exception of #1 but that was because jack was pretty much the only cooking channel on YT for a little while

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Jack is so retarded that he doesn't understand that TubeBuddy put what he screamed about on the list already. It's mainly item 4, with shades of item 5.
 
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Whatthefuck said:
As someone mentioned up thread, Rob is flying a bit too close to the sun. I'm here for it, don't get me wrong, but the moment he's blocked or whatever is the moment we lose the best milk.
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Jack probably thinks Rob is a true friend. Rob’s trolling is so subtle, it clearly goes over Jack’s empty head. Plus, Rob actually went out of his way to visit Jack for lunch, and even gave him some gifts (cheese from Wisconsin). I strongly doubt that Jack has any friends outside of Paul and maybe some church acquaintances. Plus, when Tammy drags Jack along for dinners/outings with her friends, he’s usually ignored.

Ergo, Jack thinks his “friendship” with Rob is genuine, and unless Rob directly strikes him with a troll job that’s obvious, Jack will be reluctant to sever that tie because he has few other buddies.
 
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introman said:
Jack hates Disney's agenda and is ANGY at Doctor Strange 2:

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  1. Political agenda
    A political agenda is a list of subjects or problems to which government officials as well as individuals outside the government are paying serious attention at any given time. It is most often shaped by political and policy elites, but can also be influenced by non-governmental activist groups, private sector lobbyists, think tanks, courts, and world events. Media coverage has also been linked to the success of the rise of political parties and their ability to get their ideas on the agenda. Although the media does often have an effect on the political agenda, these results are not always immediate. When there is a great time difference between decisions and results it is called a political agenda lag. Political agenda is also strongly tied to state centralization. The more centralized a state, the more citizens will likely try and affect the political agenda. For this reason, many political elites tend to prefer a non-centralized state where they can maintain more control over the political agenda.The “Political Agenda Effect” asserts that when citizens from different backgrounds get together, their agenda will change in a way that takes their demands away from elites to focus more on public goods. The “Escalation Effect” contends that if citizens get together, this will induce elites to form national resources to fight against them and maintain the political agenda the way they desire.The impact agenda is the increasing requirements for researchers to prove that there are real world impacts from their research. It is related to the political agenda because often governments measure a positive real world impact only in terms of the political agenda they have. When it comes to building the political agenda, there are three main models which are commonly cited: the outside initiative model, mobilization model, and inside initiative model.
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Wow really informative, I know exactly what you're talking about, thanks asshole.
 
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Personal MATI, I fucking HATE when people talk about falling asleep at a movie.

I also love that the parts Jack hates are GAYS, MULTIVERSE, and MADNESS.

I think my least favorite part with capeshit movies are the setpieces. They set them up like Disneyland rides and fail to make me give a shit. Oh no, Paris got flattened again. Oh no, a tidal wave took out the sydney opera house... again.

I hope they make Thor explicitly bi or gay so that Jack strokes out again and becomes symmetrical.

Don't forget to watch cooking with Tammy, where jack sits in a high chair and yells at Tammy to "check da flame"
 
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Jack is a massive bitch and retard. He goes on and somewhat bitches about the movie but cant explain why. Cant say what the big moments are because he has no idea whats going on. He just figures that when the audience oos and ahhs and claps he assumes its a big moment. All of that shit tells you this giant faggot has no original thought in whatever brain cells there are and can only parrot or comprehend what others have said to him. He has no fucking idea what was going on in the movie and im sure that made him angry. He cant even explain why (surprisingly) he likes Dr. Strange and why he dislikes him in this movie. He than gives it a fucking C after his bitch fest because the visuals.

Hes excited for Thor: Love and Thunder......hes gonna have fun with that.
 
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captkrisma said:
Can't wait to see his reaction when he finds out his other favorite character, Deadpool, is cannonically omnisexual.

"Deadpool is a huge political agenda!"

No Jack, he just likes fuckin.
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Deadpool is not only omnisexual, but like The Punisher, another fave with these fags was totally against law enforcement and were fueled by sweet justice boners. Jack, the absolute fag that he is don't even understand "their" own lore. This is far and away from the fact that these are fictional fucking characters.
 
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Whatthefuck said:
Deadpool is not only omnisexual, but like The Punisher, another fave with these fags was totally against law enforcement and were fueled by sweet justice boners. Jack, the absolute fag that he is don't even understand "their" own lore. This is far and away from the fact that these are fictional fucking characters.
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Jack only likes the "movie" version of Deadpool because he says naughty things and is STRAIGHT!
 
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Oh fuck off on this thing:

1. His new intro still horrifies me to this day, particularly the distressed dog sounds. Also I don't get his obsession with Halloween colors in it now that I'm thinking about it.
2. So little chicken tacos are pretty good, though not with the fucking ingredients I done see here.
3. The gigantic eight cans of the cheapest, nastiest cans of chicken really speak to me about how lazy this fat miserable faggot's gotten as of late. He can't even be arsed to buy some boneless and get mommy-wife to slice it. He uses this shit.
3b. I strongly suspect it's because it's on the surface level cheaper than just getting chicken pieces and Jack's angy about inflation.
4. Jack assumes that a regional chain that is mainly on the west coast is something people are familiar with. I do remember his baby tantrum at Jack in the Box though, and those tiny tacos looked like shit.
5. Jack is lying to my face about how this is going to be better because KEEETOOO.
5b. Fun fact; I've tried keto snacks... they taste like fucking shit. Those parm crisps? Awful things. The cheese tortilla will similarly suck due to being made of that gigantic bag of shreddy cheese.
6. Jack struggles to pronounce the name of the recipe and tries to sell it as being hard to say.
7. Narcissistic Jack references his dog in annoyance for shitting on the floor again in the pathetic attempt to use her as a prop.
7b. You know, like how he used to use Jr. as a prop until he grew up and left. Really pathetic and blatantly obvious case of a cluster B disorder.
8. I'm not arsed to figure out what ogre Jack stole the recipe from.
8b. Instead, just make mini tacos yourself using actual nice chicken thigh or breast, brown it, then season with salt, pepper, ancho paste, cumin, paprika, oregano, and slightly braise it after a super quick roast to release flavor. Mix with Monterrey jack, lettuce, and onions, and roll up in a nice tortilla. Fuck keto tacos, get the real shit.
9. Jack is so stroked out and miserable he gurgles mexi-blend instead of Mexican blend. One day he will slip and call it shreddy cheese.
10. Jack's using taco seasoning instead of his own blend. Fair enough, I like doing that too since it's more controlled at times when I have some. But that blend is rather pale compared to the shit I use. Looks off.
11. Jack is such a hoarder he bought a shitty silicone muffin top gadget since he only wants to eat the tops. Again proof that he craves sugars and carbs like some hideous bariatric vampire.
12. Jack shills the things he bought using mommy-wife's money. At least he admits it wasn't a sponsor.
13. Jack ominously mentions that you prep this thing first so that it melts, err, the stuff melts. Lovely.
14. Jack fills most of each pin with cheese, calling them "healthy" and "not a lot". He then puts them into the oven to try and desperately melt them.
14b. Not with that cellulose casing buddy. It's why you should probably get a grater and a small block of whatever you need.
15. So anyways Jack plops the chicken and it makes horrid squidgy noises. If I need a sound effect for an alien egg or embryo ripping out of a corpse, it's a good candidate for that sound.
15b. Also, draining something of liquid? Whaddat?
16. Jack uses his dirty hands rather than the fork he recommends or the spatula I'd suggest... if I was retarded and/or NEEDED to use this shit.
17. Jack sneaks in another block of cream cheese to this recipe, meaning it's another fucking batch of crack chicken. He's retardedly obsessed with eating this shit in the closet and crying apparently.
17b. And yes, he has the gall to say he's only using a single block. As if he's moderating how much he's eating. What a buffoon.
18. Jack slowly and awkwardly pours the rest of the slop in and struggles to mix the bowl with a fork. In less than two seconds he's already struggling to breathe as he does this.
19. Jack has a moment where he realizes dimly he should let the molten hot cheese set first before putting the filling into it. He then like an ape uses his fingers to fish the chicken out of the muffin hole and licks them. No comment on the taste by the way.
20. Jack could not be fucked to cut that moment out, as he fade cuts to when he allegedly let the shreddy cheese cool down.
21. Jack's verbal center in his brain must have received some damage recently given he is heavily slurring and rambling in this section. Either that or he's taking nips of liquor in between cuts to eat the pain away of being made fun of.
22. Jack has apparently fucked this recipe up several times in the past. And of course he fucks it up by being too impatient to let the cheese shell cool down first before plopping the rest in. Of course he's that impatient to suck down all that salt and fat.
23. Jack folds the shreddy cheese puck into the world's most horrid taco shell. He comments vaguely on it making the rest oily and greasy.
23b. Oh by the way, remember when he had egg wraps? Why not use that shit instead?
24. Jack fills in run time in a pathetic attempt for ad money by folding all six of these things on camera.
25. Jack is proud of what literally looks like a sextet of omelets from hell. They don't look like tacos to me, and they won't taste like them at all either.
26. Jack is again pretending that he isn't going to just proclaim these as good.
26b. Again, the only person he fools is himself. We know he can't take saying something didn't turn out well; which these would not have due to the inferior filling he chose to make. But he will say they're good to save ego. He's predictable as fuck.
27. I suspect that Jack only mentioned sneaking a taste since he dimly was reminded he tasted some with his finger. Again, he puts more thought on how to get back at the haturz than he does on anything else. Pathetic.
28. Jack the the affirmative moo and then moos in proper pleasure. Jack can only list the hot sauce as the ingredient.
29. Jack then ends the video by declaring that this is totally the video that will revive his dead and gay channel. It won't.
 
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